>be revenant
>guardian teammate
>"iping"
>he pings
>shit route
>avoids churches, only evergaols so i can never find seals
>by complete chance i find a seal with black flame in a shack
>he keeps pinging evergaols
>we struggle but manage
>rain comes in
>still opening evergaols
>death rite bird
>we fight death rite bird in the rain during night 1
>recluse dies, guardian resses
>guardian dies, i ult to ress
>recluse dies
>guardian dies
>i die to the rain
>defeat
every time i think guardian players can't be more low iq africans, they surprise me
they keep exceeding my expectations
how is it possible that the character you keep playing tells so much about who you are and how smooth your brain is?
people literally so stupid and retarded they think they're the genius leaders inventors of routes,
to the point they change their nickname to take control of the game,
and they give you the worst, most retarded braindead diarrhea experience possible?