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6/26/2025, 1:56:10 AM
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Granted! But you'll have to make them yourself.
If you were to live by a motto, it better be "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a mother". You are reincarnated in a high fantasy world with your staples (magic, dragons, dungeons), but plenty of new monsters, mysteries, and discoveries to keep things fresh... may of which are lewd.
You will start in this world as nothing but a curvy, venus bodied elf, only to be captured in your starting town by a monster raid. So what catches you? (Rolls dice) Kobolds... how embarrassing. The tiny humanoid lizards that cling to their supposed draconic heritage. You will be the ONLY person captured, nearby heroes will save the others. No one will have even remembered who you were.
They'll take you back to their warren and fuck you, and you will get pregnant fast, laying broods of eggs with your massive, fertile body... but to your surprise, the kobolds will be shocked at this, talking to each other in draconic and staring at you after you lay an egg. No, that is NOT normal. You know what else isn't? The fact that you're slowly beginning to understand draconic just by listening to them, or the fact that you PROBABLY enjoy this. You'll be seen as a messiah like figure to the warren, and as you learn draconic, you'll learn how to help the kobolds, who won't abandon you like those asshole townsfolk, develop. How about instead of eating coal, they make furnaces, work steel, and have tools to dig up BETTER rocks? Or instead of rushing people with spears, why not set up ambushes using their size to their advantage? Your kids will be born with smarts too. Still mooks, but more receptive to listening to you than most.
Once you turn the kobolds into your personal bandits, you'll make contact with other small, mook like races, and learn their languages passively too. Big monsters won't join you, but they WILL sleep with you and give you more mooks... you have to raise them, though.
Granted! But you'll have to make them yourself.
If you were to live by a motto, it better be "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a mother". You are reincarnated in a high fantasy world with your staples (magic, dragons, dungeons), but plenty of new monsters, mysteries, and discoveries to keep things fresh... may of which are lewd.
You will start in this world as nothing but a curvy, venus bodied elf, only to be captured in your starting town by a monster raid. So what catches you? (Rolls dice) Kobolds... how embarrassing. The tiny humanoid lizards that cling to their supposed draconic heritage. You will be the ONLY person captured, nearby heroes will save the others. No one will have even remembered who you were.
They'll take you back to their warren and fuck you, and you will get pregnant fast, laying broods of eggs with your massive, fertile body... but to your surprise, the kobolds will be shocked at this, talking to each other in draconic and staring at you after you lay an egg. No, that is NOT normal. You know what else isn't? The fact that you're slowly beginning to understand draconic just by listening to them, or the fact that you PROBABLY enjoy this. You'll be seen as a messiah like figure to the warren, and as you learn draconic, you'll learn how to help the kobolds, who won't abandon you like those asshole townsfolk, develop. How about instead of eating coal, they make furnaces, work steel, and have tools to dig up BETTER rocks? Or instead of rushing people with spears, why not set up ambushes using their size to their advantage? Your kids will be born with smarts too. Still mooks, but more receptive to listening to you than most.
Once you turn the kobolds into your personal bandits, you'll make contact with other small, mook like races, and learn their languages passively too. Big monsters won't join you, but they WILL sleep with you and give you more mooks... you have to raise them, though.
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