Hey bros,
My name is not important, and I love all of you. All of you are muscular, intelligent high-lives. You are everything that's good in the world. But why don't you seem to get any pony pussy? It's even better than jerking off to pictures on 4chan.
Don't be a stranger. Just use your GCP(Good colt points) to save up for a blowie joey(Just got one from Mommy, shit was SO cash).
You are all bros who should just save up your GCP. Pic related. It's me and Mommy.