>G:Hey bros do you wanna go to that new vegan ramen restaurant?
>P: No way Grizz that cute Asian girl I met from my creative writing class might be there! Let's go to that new coffee spot instead!
>IB: Ice bear likes coffee.
>G: Come on Pan-Pan, you should tell her you like her! And after that we can go to that new frozen yogurt place.
>P: Nah I’ll just be a retarded beta cuck every time and never get a girl to like me back
[Episode proceeds to play out with them getting some trendy, retarded food at some heathy, non-gmo, vegan, organic California inspired restaurant]