First trailer for Pixar's next film Hoppers. The movie about a girl who puts her brain in a beaver body and has an Avatar style adventure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnAHzo4-KI
>>149420571 (OP)>Daniel Chong gets todo a original film after WBB ended>Meanwhile Rebecca Sugar had to crawl back to her old showKEK
>>149420571 (OP)I wanna see that beaver's beaver.
>>149420571 (OP)Looks good, can't wait for the fetish art of her
I can already tell the messaging from this film is gonna be fucked. Reminds me of that Diego comic where he's starving a predator cause he keeps saving their prey.
Although I will laugh if this somehow introduces fantasy tech that lets obligate carnivores farm mushrooms or something.
>>149420571 (OP)That cute thing looks like Kimiko Glen should voice it.
do normies even remember a single thing about avatar besides the visual effects
>>149420644Which will get more nsfw art? Her Beaver form or her human form?
>>149420766>do normies even remember a single thing about avatar besides the visual effectsit made a shit load of money
>>149420733Surprised Chong didn't hired Cahrlyne Yi to do the voice of the mc
>>149420571 (OP)It's looks like it's going to be The Wild Robot but worse.
I'd rather just wait for The Wild Robot's Great Escape.
>>149420766...that was all it HAD. And Sigourney Weaver.
>>149420835Low low low low
>>149420571 (OP)>Human. Nature.What kind of tagline is this?
>>149420571 (OP)>Looks like CG WBB style>modern-ish jokesAlright. I'll give Pixar this, it's very different for them in many ways
>>149420766Disney owns Avatar now, so its just another "Look at all this stuff we own" gag.
Why's the Missy Elliot song supoosed to fit?
>>149420919I'd like to see her beaver if you know what I mean? ;)
I mean her bush obviously. Her jungle, her thick dense forest all lush and sweaty. I wanna see this girl with a massive fucking hedge in her pants. Massive mound of pubic hair for all to see
>>149420571 (OP)Pixar continues to destroy what little reputation it has remaining
Pixarโs finally moving away from that shit beanmouth style, Spumbros keep winning, beanmouth defenders keep seething.
>>149420766I donโt have to remember, I can just remember Dances With Wolves. Saves time and memory.
>>149420571 (OP)>the music>the dialogue>their fucking facesA trifecta of garbage. Cool to know Pixar will never be good again.
>Another Pixar movie about a POC protagonist who gets turned into an animal just so the movie gets an international release in China
WOOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>149421088All human mouths are shaped like beans
>>149421118>AgainAre you really implying Pixar was ever good and not just cgi kiddie slop?
>>149421165No, human smiles have sharp edges. It's actually impossible for us to pull of a real life bean mouth
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>turning red 2
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>>149420571 (OP)I don't like the voices, don't match the characters
>>149420571 (OP)From the makers that read a summary of Avatar
>>149420571 (OP)I just hope the main characters gets blowback for fucking with nature. This isn't like American Tail and The Rescuers, where the animals are anthro/anthro-like, so it's not like she's protecting a society.
>>149420571 (OP)>unattractive mc >"this is just like movie">2000s-early 2010s pop songMeh. Looks 1000 times better than Elio though.
>>149420595Not that surprising since he did work for Pixar before.
>>149420571 (OP)>that dialogue and voice acting >this is like Avatar >are we vibing Oh god it looks pretty bad.
>>149420996Right of course, looks like shed suck my cock while looking disappointed
>>149420571 (OP)why the fuck does it need to have some cringe one word title like "Hoppers"
"Hoppers" are party drugs like adderal that people do at raves. Hoppers doesn't apply to beavers.
This makes me unnecessarily upset
>>149420835This is the same girl from turning red
>>149420971What the fuck was his problem?
>>149420862It juxtaposes the words โHumanโ and โNatureโ - concepts that we usually separate out from each other - with the existing phrase โHuman Natureโ
>>149421497Nothing, he was just following the circle of life. The hoppers bitch ruined it
>>149421350>This summer. Meet the quirkiest chungus to ever quirky chungus as she embarks on a quest to turn an entire ecosystem into wholesome vegan animals
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>so lemme get this straight
>>149421497He was ready to go
>>149420571 (OP)>Body swapping comedy Why don't these fags make some high octane adventure movies or something in a unique setting like fantasy? It's always sitcom tier tripe
>>149420571 (OP)>oh shit guys this is just Avatar Jr isnโt it>donโt worry, weโll add a witty self aware line to show weโre totally in on the joke too!tiresome
You fags are just grumps who hate literally everything. Such fucking nitpicks. Movie looks cute
I like we bare bears
so I'll give this movie the benefit of the doubt and will probably watch it at least once
>>149421629Itโs your fault for not watching Lightyear 20 times
>>149421766That's actually on them for making it woke
>start up trailer
>within the first 30 seconds there are ethnically ambiguous gay looking characters
>close trailer
>fart loudly
>laugh
>>149420571 (OP)This is so ugly and obnoxious that it makes Turning Red look like a cult film.
>>149420793Well he got Bobby Moynihan to voice one of the characters in Hoppers, so that's already something. I wouldn't be surprised if ฬถCฬถhฬถaฬถrฬถlฬถyฬถnฬถeฬถ ฬถYฬถiฬถ Lo Mutuc gets a bit role or a cameo somewhere.
>>149420571 (OP)While the movie may end up just fine by itself, in a vacuum, in the context of the movie existing here and now, in this reality of ours.......... do we really need another furry conversion movie?
Another god damn Pixar movie with a small child protagonist. Does Pixar only hire Cartoon Network writers now, or what??
>>149420571 (OP)What a jarring song choice. I don't see this one breaking the recent streak of 5/10 Pixar films. The human designs are as standard as ever, but these animal designs also feel too basic for Pixar.
>>149420571 (OP)This looks like a Dreamworks movie from the late 2000's era.
>>149420571 (OP)They really are just out of ideas huh?
>"Guys, this is like Avatar!"
Holy fuck, is it jarring hearing some pop-culture joke come out of a Pixar movie.
I think the WBB guy is a hack writer so I have zero faith in this.
>>149420571 (OP)>another Pixar movie where the MC is just a fucking furryHow many times are they gonna keep making this movie?
>>149421165I fucking wish, this hot weather makes the corners of my mouth dry up and crack so bad.
Post-Lasseter, Pixar really did become just another generic CG kids movie-poopin' factory.
Does this take place in the Turning Red universe?
>>149420571 (OP)Why did they call the obvious sounding male bear a female? Shit man these shitty activists are still at Disney.
Also I thought you people were lying about how...
The animals are role playing and prey animals want to INTENTIONALLY get killed and eaten.
Seeing that this is real makes the movie fucking stupid as shit. This is stupid even for fiction. Having the animals be self aware to that degree is fucking idiotic. Automatically ruins the movie. Not even in Lion King did the prey animals go "Okay lions you can intentionally kill me because I'm cool with it!" I hope this movie fails its too dumb for words.
Also doing actual pop culture references to Avatar in-universe is dumb. This is the first time Disney has ever done a direct reference to another property like this. I expect this kind of dialogue in Dreamworks or Seth Rogen not in a Disney movie. Again I hope this movie fails.
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>>149420571 (OP)>spooty lil Spootxar ripping off these spooty spoothead beavers
>>149422150This is the problem. They don't come up with stories. They come up with characters.
>Uh, it'll be a woman of color scientist. Uh, it'll be a young gay boy of color.And then they realize they still need to come up with something for the DEI to DO, and it's Ummmmmmmmmmmm
>>149422096lmfao that is the silliest shit I've ever read
>>149422212I'm convinced this entire movie's marketing scheme was to make it look like the little boy had a black eye so people would be curious about why he got his ass beaten.
>>149422156Happens all the time eventually the talent either leaves or they run out of golden ideas. And as such the studio starts festering, rotting, and decaying. Right now I'm more surprised that Disney does not liquidate and close down Pixar.
And you know what else? Whenever Disney chooses to close down Pixar I don't blame Disney because Pixar decided to internally become awful on their own by allowing bad people to inherit the studio and Lassetter is not a golden boy, he made his lacklusters decisions. To this day I still hate the Cars franchise, so trashy. And I refuse to believe Cars is better than Hot Wheels.
Pixar has never been absolutely perfect like how fanboys shill.
>Dreamworks has The Wild Robot
>Indie animation has Flow
>Pixar has... Hoppers
GEE I WONDER WHY THEY'RE FAILING
>>149422235Wild Robot is shit. Hey everybody look at this female robot who does NOT look female go around pretending that a stupid duck is her son and all the animals in the forest help her raise her stupid duck son including a fox who would eat the dumb duck.
Yeah right that movie is shit. It was dumb and that's why its not talked about much. Stupid concept. And I'm tired of movies about robots discovering human like feelings. These days I consider a robot being full of feelings a negative.
>>149421130But that doesn't makes any sense since she's Asian.
>>149420571 (OP)>still reeks of shitty millennial humorYep, Pixar died since 2009
>>149420571 (OP)Why can't the scientist simply disconnect the robot it's not like her brain itself is in the robot. If it kills he who cares? She hijacked technology that was a prototype and going rogue with it, in the eyes of the law she is a criminal.
@149422213
This treasured favorite human meme.
>>149422314tf are you talking bout?
>>149420977Not really. Cameron owns personal rights with Avatar. Disney doesn't really own Avatar they can't liberally use it as they see fit. Just because they have an Avatar ride at their theme park doesn't mean that they own it. They used to have a Star Wars ride before they bought Star Wars entirely.
So yeah Cameron has the final say on Avatar not Disney.
>>149422109>>149422197VA Richard Horvitz being very self-aware about his career will always be funny to me
>>149422273Asians are not white. They will be tolerated. And if you really want to make a white person movie you are heavily recommended by today's freakshows to make it a White Woman like Riley from Inside Gay Out. You are expressively NOT allowed to do straight white male storylines. As far as entertainment goes the United States is the most anti white nation at the current time. And if you somehow get clearance to make a white straight male character in the lead he MUST be an idiot who gets outshined by a Mary Sue.
>>149421350Nothing bad is gong to happen to her because she's a female character. Female characters can brutally do awful evil things and never be castigated by the simp shit writers. Or have you forgotten shitty characters like Harley from Batman exist? Female Characters are always shit because they never answer for misdeeds. Or have you forgotten about MABEL from Gravity Falls. Hopper's Mabel will be the same shit.
>>149420571 (OP)These VAs suck balls.
>>149420571 (OP)The music makes it feel like a Dreamworks movie more so than a Pixar film. Not to mention the pop-culture reference at the beginning.
Man Daniel Chong really likes his talking animals shtick
>>149420793>>149421914Yi hates Disney after the company donated some money to Israel during the start of the Gaza war, you should have seen her schizo passive-agressive posts while promoting "StuGo".
Apparently she chose to leave the show for the second season, so i doubt she will be in Hoppers.
Will this be the first beaver media to not do the obvious using "dam" as "damn" joke?
>>149421629Because there's a stigma in modern Hollywood that adventures don't sell. Not even trying to be funny here.
The reason a movie like Puss in Boots Last Wish was allowed to happen is the TEAM was devoted and serious about the idea and were fueled by passion to make it happen, a fantasy adventure. The other Dreamworks staff were banking on Teenage Kraken.
Anyway adventure movies are looked down upon at all these studios so if you get a movie like that its because the team was obsessed with making it happen overruling the bosses.
>>149420571 (OP)That doesnโt even make sense. Animals still fight or flight to survive. They donโt allow themselves to be eaten.
>>149420571 (OP)Why do I get the feeling this ugly and stupid movie is going to easily make two billion at the box office? I'm not joking normies are idiots.
I would sooner rewatch the Madagascar trilogy if only because it can make me laugh.
>>149420836>And Sigourney Weaver.Worst part of Avatar is that her backstory with the school and all that is more interesting than the movie itself.
>>149422050Got news for you every single story type for every single genre has been DONE!
Why do you think we keep seeing subversions about how the evil villains are totally good for many years now? We are out of ideas completely as a species. Every cliche has been done. Every genre maximized and burned out. We don't have anything else except regurgitating samey ideas until even idiot normies realize "Wait a minute this is just like this other old movie why should I pay for this?"
>>149422513>Why do I get the feeling this ugly and stupid movie is going to easily make two billion at the box office?Because you are delusional?
>I'm not joking normies are idiots.Yet they didnโt watch Elio. Or Turning Red. Or Onward.
Normies only care about sequels (Inside Out 2, Toy Story 4, etc).
>>149422096I think the reason hearing pop culture jokes coming from Pixar is so bad is because they used to be the ones SETTING pop culture, now they're the ones reacting or referencing it.
Quick sloppy paint job. Daniel Chong is working on this one, but the WBB's bland-ass style looks just as flavorless in 3D. I hate the perfectly circular eyes with simple black pupils. The deer look like sock puppets. You can't even tell the bear is supposed to be female. It's just a circle with fur. Say what you will about Brave, but just look at stock art or clips for the mom when she is in bear form. She has define shape and mannerism that make feminine and convey her personality. On that same note, I feel they should have bridged the beaver design with MC's human design better. Even giving them the same eyes, eyebrows, and having them beaver have scruffy fur on the head on the would have made the design stick out more. You could argue that there would be no story reason for that, since, in universe, the beaver was not custom made for her. But I feel like having a distinct character design should supersede that. The gag with the birds is also just a retread of a joke from Finding Nemo. However, the reason that joke was funny was because they specially give the seagull simple dot eyes to make look dumber than the other animals. I cannot see this movie being better than "just okay" like most of Pixar's recent catalog.
>>149420571 (OP)Another bomb for Pixar incoming.
>>149422578Why did they make a movie about Civvie11.
Oh no not that many!
Promootheuth!
>>149420571 (OP)The music choice reminds me of that Mario movie copypasta
>>149422096>My boring millennial talking animal cartoon is actually deep social commentary on minorities in America.What a dork.
>gay fish
>black guy dies
>girl has period
>boys wants to be probed
>furry conversion therapy
Just end Pixar already
>>149420774>Which will get more nsfw art? Her Beaver form or her human form?What if we combine both and make her a beaver girl?
>>149420571 (OP)How much generational trauma will this have?
>>149420571 (OP)MY BEAVER MY CHOICE
Wish they'd stop trying to force the "maverick female inventor" shit. It doesn't happen.
>>149420571 (OP)>Disney trying to copy Migration and Wild Robot
>>149422685Zero, because no one is going to watch it
>>149420571 (OP)This is retarded.
>>149422212>This is the problem. They don't come up with stories. They come up with charactersthey used to come up with settings too. consider the level of world-building present in Wall-E
>>149420571 (OP)Calling, at one point her robot beaver body will break down during some dramatic scene
>>149421565>You put the lime in the coconut
>>149420571 (OP)Ironic that their sloppiest-looking shit ended up being one of the best things Pixar has done in years. Pixar didn't deserve Win or Lose to be as good as it was.
>and they were roommates jokes
>>149420571 (OP)This reminds me of early 2000s Dreamworks humor.
>"GUYS IT'S TOTALLY NOT AVATAR! WE MADE A SELF-AWARE JOKE ABOUT IT, THEREFORE IT'S OKAY!"
Family Guy and Rick & Morty ruined a generation of writers.
>>149420571 (OP)>its ok if she eats me, itโs just pond rulesBullshit. I know from experience that animals hate dying.
>>149422586This, i hate the fucking eyes. It's uncanny to me.
>>149420571 (OP)>instead of โpollution bad,โ itโs โcircle of life goodโOkay, I see it. Iโd heard they were forced to take the environmentalist message out of their environmentalist movie, I was wondering how they were going to reconcile that.
I legitimately have met people who need to learn common sense lessons like โdonโt go โrescueโ wild baby animals,โ and it might be nice if thatโs what this movie is going for. Might be nice for kids to see, if it doesnโt backfire and just make them want beavers as pets.
>G:Hey bros do you wanna go to that new vegan ramen restaurant?
>P: No way Grizz that cute Asian girl I met from my creative writing class might be there! Let's go to that new coffee spot instead!
>IB: Ice bear likes coffee.
>G: Come on Pan-Pan, you should tell her you like her! And after that we can go to that new frozen yogurt place.
>P: Nah Iโll just be a retarded beta cuck every time and never get a girl to like me back
[Episode proceeds to play out with them getting some trendy, retarded food at some heathy, non-gmo, vegan, organic California inspired restaurant]
Someone on the writing staff read Beastars.
>>149420571 (OP)looks like shit
shan't be watching
>>149422586The pingpong ball eyes go really badly with the hair/fur where it looks like it's polyester rather than natural hair.
Biggest problem though is just that the art style is boring looking.
>pic related, but talking animals
>>149420977They also dedicated an unfortunately large amount of theme park space to Avatar and need to pretend itโs still relevant just for that.
>>149420571 (OP)I do not give a fuck.
>>149420571 (OP)>girl who puts her brain in a beaver bodyOh. At first I thought that was a regular beaver standing on a landmine and I was confused as fuck
>>149422485Yeah, that beaver might be retarded. Which is why itโd be good for him to an hero himself out of the gene pool.
I think the points they are trying to make are โitโs bad and pointless for people to apply human morals to animalsโ and also โanimals do not take things personally the way people do.โ
A better example might be the way that two animals might fight one day because theyโre hungry/horny/whatever is going on with them that day, and the next day they can be cool with each other if those conditions are not present.
Youโre right that itโs clumsier to just pretend that prey animals regularly lay down and let themselves be eaten.
>>149420571 (OP)i hate beavers they a pest
>>149423628I keep seeing woodchucks or maybe ground hogs swimming around and mistaking them for beavers. I dont think iโve ever seen a real wild beaver.
>>149422228If they wanted to make the eye patch Elio's gimmick, they should have worked it into his character and made it look cooler. Make him a socially inept weirdo that wears his space ranger outfit to school. Elio is way too normal of a kid for the story they were trying to tell.
>>149423627Why would the bear not just crush the robot beaver and go back to eating her lunch?
>>149422150Is this the "ambiguously Asian" character design?
>>149422586Thanks for giving an actual critique, unlike the other anons ITT blindly complaining or repeating their same anti-Pixar catchphrases.
Personally I like how cartoony the animals look, with their ping pong ball eyes and simplified models; but I do agree many of the ones we've seen so far have pretty unremarkable designs, which is the LAST thing you'd want for a family-friendly talking animal movie. Rio, Migration, Brother Bear, and The Lion King are all great examples of giving some visual flair to feral designs that can't rely on fun wardrobes like Sing or Zootopia. I'd even argue The Wild Robot did a decent enough job making its animal cast visually interesting. Even if Hoppers's main stylistic goal is to capture the natural beauty of a forest environment, broader character silhouettes and some creative "cheats" with fur colors would go along way.
Also I totally agree on Mabel's robot. Having the most prominent design in the film be a simple beaver without any unique accessories was a huge mistake, and I'm waiting to see how Disney will try and push it as a super marketable design. Stitch is a cool blue alien, and at least Panda Mei was a giant red panda, but beavers are as basic as they come.
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please no more
>>149423673Animals hate conflict when they can avoid it, and itโs actually pretty common for a smaller and weaker animal to get a bigger one to back the fuck off, simply by chimping out hard enough.
I donโt recommend trying to fight a bear, because if he calls your bluff he can and will crush your skull. Better to get away. But as a last resort, fighting is worth a try if youโre gonna die anyway, and it doesnโt always fail.
This is like the third TF movie
>>149422586>You can't even tell the bear is supposed to be female.This is an issue with IRL bears as well.
>>149420571 (OP)NIMBYism is evil
>>149420571 (OP)I expected the beaver to have a more cutesy squeaky voice, could have been better than leaving it the same as the human voice
>Won't someone please think about the animals
>>149423773What's the third one besides Turning Red?
>>149420571 (OP)I chuckled a bit.
>>149420571 (OP)Back to the basics. "What if beavers had souls?"
>>149423783Animated films can break the rules of real life.
You can tell Queen Elinor from Brave is female.
You can tell Mama Bear from Puss in Boots is female.
You can tell Nita from Brother Bear 2 is female.
>>149423909the girl is asian, asians don't have souls, she can't grant a soul to the beaver
>>149423870Brave and Luca
>One week before is the new Cat in the Hat movie
So, how is this going to end?
>>149420766I thought you were shitposting but they make this joke in the trailer. Theyโre not even being subtle copying other shit
>>149423944Shut up amerilard
>>149420766The premise and that's about it.
How the fuck this movie made 2 billion dollars not once but twice will forever be a mystery to me
The third one this December is going to make that much too, and I still have no fucking idea how
>>149420571 (OP)I feel like saying "Them's the rules" instead of saying "That's pond rules" would've been a funnier way of conveying the food chain.
Truly grim times when Pixar starts making pop culture references in their movies
>>149423929I can tell the bear is female because everyone keeps calling her a she. Itโs the same way I tell the bear at the zoo is female. I donโt need or want them to do pic related again.
>>149422816That was by Sony
>>149420571 (OP)>from the creators of TOY STORY 1, TOY STORY 2, TOY STORY 3, TOY STORY 4LOL does someone on the advertising team have it out for Pixar? I mean, it's nice they're not just doing TOY STORY, FINDING NEMO, MONSTERS INC again. But it's so fucking funny that it's just Toy Story.
>>149423990>So, how is this going to end?I feel like both will flop, but how hard each flops depends on their respective budget and marketing.
>>149424069>what is Toy Story 2
>>149424094>>from the creators of TOY STORY 1, TOY STORY 2, TOY STORY 3, TOY STORY 4from the name that brought you all of those movies
>>149424082it does happens irl
>>149424130I do not see any dick or vagoo in this image that can confirm or debunk your claim.
>>149420571 (OP)You know, I'll give them this much. It's not a premise based on the director's own sense of growing up and feeling different.
>>149424174You donโt know that. We need to see her mingle with the other beavers.
>>149424107Barbie is at least relevant as a toy and was an actual character in the movie. Same with Ken in 3.
>>149423770This is how that Grizzly Man fucker got around not getting mauled for as long as he did. Bears kept deciding he wasnโt worth the trouble, until he was.
>>149424355This is also how badgers tend to stay alive
>>149424048What annoys me about Avatar is that the main characters are all unlikable with their shitty anti human agenda. Basically Avatar is a movie about how humans deserve to die out on Earth and the character leading the charge against mankind is a shitty subhuman traitor to mankind. It's not an alien who sees humanity as trash it's a lame virtue signaling self hating human.
It's not going to happen because Cameron is a faggot who I hope dies a painful death, but ideally a good finale for Avatar is humanity hunts down Sully brings his ass back to Earth and tortures him to death while the rest of the obnoxious Navi aliens are killed into extinction. Doesn't help that the Navi aren't sympathetic, they rejected diplomacy because they are hypocrites who say they have empathy for others but clearly don't give a damn about a species in need of minerals and resources that was willing to do trade. When you tell mankind "Die off!" mankind will respond in turn by saying "If we die then we'll take you down with us!"
Enough said Cameron's Avatar is shit. And Nickelodeon's Avatar is ALSO shit while we're at it cry like a bitch and you win a world war? Garbage.
>>149424107Big difference, Buzz and Zurg replicating the Star Wars "I am your father!" scene never had any of the other characters making commentary that Buzz and Zurg are referencing the Star Wars franchise. In Hoppers what we're seeing is a verbal reference and the scientist woman responds in turn to that reference. And having the scientist acknowledge it like that makes it even more annoying.
>>149422273She might be the wrong type of asian, Han chinese are the only master race.
>>149420571 (OP)I know we're all about shitting on Pixar after Elio... and Lightyear... and Turning Red... and Luca, Soul, Onward, and Toy Story 4... but this actually looks okay. Not the greatest thing since sliced bread, but alright.
>>149422197You said it, Faggit!
>>149424130This is subtle as fuck. Compared to
>male is goofy/ugly>female is cutein many many western cartoons.
>>149424082>I donโt need or want them to do pic related again.Why not? The purpose of a cartoon is to exaggarate features and what better visualization between males and females than to put emphasis on shit that makes it clear your looking at a man or woman just from a silhouette if possible?
>>149424466There's only one actual bad movie in your list.
>>149424430>cry like a bitch and you win a world war? GarbageIt's okay to say you didn't watch the show, because that's not what happened.
>>149424541Because plenty of cartoon animal movies that I like (Bambi, Dumbo, Watership Down, Lion King, Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron, etc) have managed to have very good looking styles, while still conveying a sense of character and yeah, sometimes also gender to the characters, and also while making the animals look like animals, and they didnโt need to resort weird exaggerations.
I do think that exaggerated cartoony looking cartoons have their place. I got nothing against Looney Toons making Bugs and Daffy look like dudes wearing animal costumes rather than a literal duck and rabbit, same with other characters like Roger Rabbit. That works for those guys.
But for what the Hoppers trailer looks like it wants to do, I think Iโd rather have more realistic looking animals in that movie. Itโs weird and ironic that it sounds like they made an anthropomorphic animal movie where the lesson is gonna be why you shouldnโt anthropomorphize animals so much. And maybe they wonโt pull it off. But one thing I donโt want to fault them for right from the jump is for not visually anthropomorphizing the animals enough, that feels silly here.
>>149420835>inb4 she also falls in love with a goth doctor woman
>>149420571 (OP)Another Pixar bomb incoming.
>This is like Avatar
>This is nothing like Avatar
You got that right, Avatar was a smash hit! (I'd expect Dreamworks to make a joke like this but not Pixar)
>>149423990And two weeks before that is HOOPERS
If I had two nickels every time Pixar made a movie about an Asian girl turning into a fuzzy mammal I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that they're this creatively bankrupt.
>>149424880>If I had two nickels every timeSorry, you did it wrong.
>>149421482>Hoppers doesn't apply to beavers.The movie was originally going to be about Penguins thus (Rock)hoppers. I also don't trust the We Bare Bears guy to approve of a title.
>>149424879Damn, those first couple months are gonna be packed animation-wise. Has that happened before?
>>149422150Ship her with Hiro. They'd make braces needing babies.
>>149422280Who the fuck at Pixar is teaching these younger crowds on what made the magic of their filmmaking work in the first place?
>>149420571 (OP)A beaver that levitates rocks and shoots fire?
>>149422150On a pornomiter scale of 1-10 (1 being lowest and 10 being highest) how much porn do you think this character will have?
>>149422235I feel like Dreamworks is next on the fail block though.
Wasn't Wild Robot the last thing actually animated in house with plans to just outsource all of it going forward?
how to fix this movie
>male protagonist
>instead of a beaver body
>they make a FEMALE BODY
>>149425169Profit is to be used for stuffing executive anus not developing a workforce
>>149425330Worse Dreamworks also said they support and fund ai animation as well/
And Dreamworks hasn't been doing THAT great. Wild Robot had a weak bpx office and so did Bad Guys. Bad Guys 2 is looking meh and may have another weak box office. No wonder they are making Shrek 5.
>>149425356So, itโs just scifi gender transitioning?
>>149425356Not everything has to cater to your fetish, tranny pedo
>>149425356See I know the bait is 'if you get mad about seeing it that means you're secretly trans because if you're mad publicly it means you're obsessed so you're trans and especially if you point the situation you're a secret tranny' but knock it the fuck off
We've had twenty gender TG threads this week and I'm sick of your fetish. We have a perfectly good furry and I'm tired of you niggers usurping it for your gynephilic crap
unironically i'm fucking sick of seeing it go to /lgbt/
>>149420571 (OP)furry infiltration, good for them i guess.
>>149424879finally making the deltarune movie
>>149422096>>149422579The biggest sins for having this in the kids film is this dates the film and risks a viewer thinking the fictional universe just being irl with nothing else interesting about it. It would be like jokes about Beanie Babies in the first Toy Story film. Worse still is how cynical this is, rather than just playing idea straight that have to all but break the 4th wall acknowledging how unoriginal the core idea is.
>brown ESL slop like Elio and Kpop Demons
pass
>>149425330That's more because DWA has always been obsessed with cost cutting. They tried the same shit with outsourcing scenes to their Chinese studio (Oriental Dreamworks, now called Pearl Studios) and according to some anonymous artists at DWA, the work they were getting back was so amateurish people in Glendale had to basically re-animate them.
I feel like the same shit is gonna happen here. They're gonna experiment with outsourcing and AI, it's gonna be shit, then they're gonna realize that skilled workers have merit.
DWA is also pretty good at merchandising and franchising. While Pixar is still relying on Toy Story and Cars merch to keep them afloat, DWA has HTTYD, Madagascar, Shrek, Trolls, and Kung Fu Panda.
>>149420571 (OP)Imagine my surprise by reading the YT comments and finding out WBB has a fuckton of fans, apparently.
>>149421980Yes. Yes, we do.
>>149422463Chinese furries? Now that's something.
>>149423243>Someone on the writing staff read Beastars.How do you know?
>>149421019$20 on offer if someone wants to do a half decent sketch
>>149425810my guess is the "pond rules"
>>149420595moral of the story is don't let the inmates run your prison
>>149425690It's one of those shows that doesn't do lore so you don't have the typical fan base sperging out about it but it's a decent watch like Big City Greens
>>149425795Oh man, it's super common now, even outside of Taiwan/HK. They're also just as horny, and just as big homos as western/Japanese furries.
>>149425810NTA, but it's the most recent story with obligate carnivores ignoring nature to become higher some some such plot point.
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>>149420571 (OP)>pop culture reference that is cynical millennial tier in execution>all to service that this idea/plot isn't that special >many of the jokes are straight up recycles of better Pixar gags This feels like a film made by suits. I'm somewhat shocked it's the WBB guy heading this.
>>149425690>>149425860I think it's more like Golden Girls where a lot of people like the 5 episodes they caught on TV. I've met fans but when asking them to go into detail of what they like or episodes they freeze up.
>>149420571 (OP)You know... I don't hate this.
>>149424879>checks out the directors past worksi dont have any hope of it being good
>>149420571 (OP)>girl who put her brain in her beaverSometimes I feel like my brainโs in my beaver too.
>>149425843If only New York, California, and most of Europe would figure that one out.
>>149424879Why couldn't the goat be a girl? The WNBA needs all the positive press it can get. And they even could have had an anthro version of Lupe from Ferdinand as a background character. Missed opportunities all around.
>>149420571 (OP)I'd like to put my body in that girls beaver
>>149420835Velma season 2!?
>>149420919Knew a girl who looked similar
a little chubby with glasses and of course shorter hair but in this style
She was down to fuck but it was highschool I only wanted to fuck hot girls because word always went around who you fucked somehow
>>149426697Nobody respects female athletes so the notion that a woman could be the Greatest of All Time at a sport wouldnโt be taken seriously. There wouldnโt be issues around trans people in sports if there wasnโt a pervading belief that one sex is inherently superior at them over the other.
>>149421629Isn't it usually a body swap between people?
>>149422228>>149423672Why does he have the fucking eyepatch in some scenes but not in others. I want to know but I don't want to see the movie.
>>149426770He pokes his eye out in a tussle when he wonโt share his home made radio with another kid who tries to yank it.
>>149426754Fair enough, but to be honest, I was just looking for some justification to get some anthro ladies in a movie. Why do anthro protags always have to be dudes? Maybe someday we can get a roller derby movie with an all-female cast.
>>149420571 (OP)I hate modern "yes, I do spend 95% of my free time on twitter" dialogue.
>>149420571 (OP)looks alright, it looks way more inspired than Elio and the art style, at least for some of the characters, seem actually stylized
>>149423534thank you, I was going to be disappointed if no one else caught it
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>>149420571 (OP)>This is just like AVATAR
>>149426841Admit it - you would have made the joke if they hadn't beat you to it.
>>149426914True, but Pixar was always better than that
>>149426812Isn't that what love interests are for?
>>149421088This movie looks like shit though, not much of an improvement
>>149426945>True, but Pixar was always better than thatNo it wasn't. You've just deluded yourself into thinking early Pixar movies never made a single self-referential or pop culture joke.
>Don't really think this movie looks that bad
>Also don't really care enough to defend it
Eh
>>149426642>Allen GregoryThat says it all.
>Hoppers!
>We put a cunt in a beaver!
>>149420996how is this a question? Right may not be your type, but at least she's salvageable.
It's funny that we lived long enough to see this reversed
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>>149420595>Matt Braly and Daniel Chong doing movies since their core shows ended>Meanwhile Sugar and Hirsch still rely on SU and Gravity FallsAnd don't bring the excuse of "nobody wants originals" beacuse Hoppers and the Sony film where greenlit before that claim came around industry people on Twitter.
>>149424082I think the bear's ambiguous design is fine but the voice just sounds straight up male. If you do a non-dimorphic design, give the bear a mably voice, and have the characters keep saying "she" to beat the point that "look it's a female bear that's not feminine at all" then the overcorrection is going too far.
>>149424879>from producer Steven CurryExcuse me?
>>149420595Sugar should never have been given any work in the first place.
>>149420766Unobtainium.
How the fuck could anyone forget Unobtainium?
>>149420571 (OP)Just like other animated movies, This movie will have a Third-Act Misunderstanding and Liar revealed where the animals will be disappointed and angry that Mabel is a human who is in a realistic robotic beaver. Then Mabel will save the day by being her real self and gain the animals forgiveness.
>>149427084but....they didn't?
>>149425690>>149425860>>149425979It's one of the rare modern CN shows that merchandised really well. A bunch of teens and adults like it because they've purchased the cute merch and watched an episode or two without being cringed out but they don't actually have an emotional investment in the show. There was an entire cohort of casual merch-purchasing fans like this for Adventure Time too but that show also had a portion that was obsessed with everything about it.
>>1494252346. I don't think it'll be too popular, but the design is appealing and Pixar has a higher than most level popularity.
>>149422586It's like The Wild Robot but not charming
>>149421421The cartoony eyes, and abstracted, rounded body parts but hyper-realistic hair look fucking weird.
>>149422156Pixarโs golden age ended long before he fucking left
>>149427497Braly is doing an Amphibia panel at Comic Con and is doing a graphic novel. He even joked about it, saying that heโs going against the theme of the show of letting go.
>>149427084Can you name some?
>>149426994Meh. I don't want to like a second-hand chick. I have this thing about other dude's girls. Rather have the protag be the attractive chick.
>>149427497Braly did a one off graphic novel that flopped and Sugar's working with him on his movie. Braly's also milking Amphibia with the upcoming graphic novel about it. Not everything is as cut and dry as you claim.
>>149421006Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
>>149420571 (OP)>inane pop culture reference to cover dull idea.>millennial writing>all female mutt cast.
>>149428037They're pretty cute if you ignore the fact that their teeth are actually orange, which every cartoon ever made does.
This looks better than anything they've made since Coco but that's a low bar because everything they've released except maybe Luca has been dogwater.
>>149422096Oh BROTHER
The way I see it, We Bare Bears was never about that. The bears usually cause their own problems. If there are any core themes that define the show, it'd be found families (Bears) and learning to form connections with others when one is neurodivergent (Chloe). I haven't revisited the series in years, but just mayyybe what Chong wrote here applies to the bigfoot character who turns out was a really nice guy and didn't want to be treated as some spectacle. As for the bears? They're just a couple of dopes stumbling into humorous situations, even if they have good intentions.
>>149426697>Lupe from Ferdinand GOD, I love her...
Did they got rid of the disgusting grubhub artstyle yet?
Mabel is just Mei 2.0 isn't she?
>>149420571 (OP)hey the mc is the voice actress for this rc9gn character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn56uuYXv80
will check it out solely because of this
>>149427570Unobtanium already existed in sci-fi so not even that
>>149428441>Main character chick kind of stands out even if she's just aged up Chloe from WBB>Both scientist ladies still look like they're from the Grub Hub cinematic universe They can't help themselves at this point can they?
>>149420996This shoot looks like those Dennys mascots
>>149428054Franklin and The Treasure Of Turtle Lake got it right.
>>149428463It's a start at least, but yeah I don't know why this is so hard for them.
>>149427497>Drones that would ask what gun if the network told them to shoot themselves vs People with actual artistic visions that consistently fought for the right to add the things that made their shows so successful in the first place
>>149421565>Hang on, did you just shift reality?
Stop calling elio an "Original movie" there's thousand of fish out of water movies already out here
>>149421565>Ford... I think I'm a shoe.>I know what you mean.>AHHHHHHHHH!!>AAAAHHHHHH!!
>>149421565>Ford...I think I'm a shoe.>I know what you mean.>AHHHHHHHHH!!>AAAAHHHHHH!!
>>149428037Penguins are too remote for the environmentalist message to land, African animals would get too muddled by poachers or 3rd world low development, asian animals that aren't Pandas are too obscure, deer have already been done, bears have already been done, squirrels have already been done, birds are too non-human (and pigeons have already been done w/ that Will Smith movie), farm animals are too domestic, reptiles aren't cute, and beavers are still somewhat social.
>>149428161They never had it to begin with.
>>149428463>>149428484Back when all these movies were in production like 5 years ago the mainstream wasn't complaining about GrubHub/beanmouth stuff in CG movies yet. Artists and directors were starting to realize that they could go for a more stylized look and everyone on the production teams thought it was a good idea since a more cartoony house style doesn't really seem that risky without hindsight. While Pixar went for a more round and simplified look, Sony went for a more comic book/anime look. Years laters we're seeing that Sony made the better aesthetic decision but the mainstream discussion about all this was sparked by Elio failing and Kpop Demon Hunters succeeding. Before Elio there wasn't such a unanimous agreement that Luca and Turning Red's artstyles were the main reason why they weren't that well received, just that Pixar was going through a slump in general.
>>149420571 (OP)This looks derivative and kind of boring but the beaver designs are cute. The stupid one with its eyes closed will probably sell a bunch of plush toys. I see a missed opportunity to give the MC's fake beaver body messier hair (not just the small cowlick on the side) to match her irl hair and to make it a more immediately iconic silhouette/design.
>>149420571 (OP)>Self aware Avatar jokeThey should've left it at
>"Oh, wait, this is like that one movie!">"No, it's nothing like that!"
>>149422771you put the lime in the coke you nut and drink it all up
>>1494252341, and i'm being generous.
>>149427432Megamind has both MM and Metroman making that horrid face and ironically it was a great movie
>>149428960Megamind was good despite its hideous artstyle. I'd rather watch something that's both good and appealing to look at
>>149423628They're an anti-drought measure. They keep freshwater on land longer. California's wildfire situation has gone to shit for a number of ecological reasons, but in no small part because the streams are supposed to have beaver ponds, and did until about 200 years ago.
>>149420571 (OP)Looks pretty crap.
>unfunny pop culture reference RIGHT OFF THE BAT>artstyle is a sidegrade at best from Pixar's recent soft beanmouth crap>what little they included about predators and prey is so stupid and unappealing that it just eradicates suspension of disbelief and all desire to watch the movieMakes a ton of sense that the We Bare Bears guy is behind it However it is about beavers, which gives me this excuse to post a sexy picture of a beaver girl. Maybe they should have made a movie about this instead.
>>149420571 (OP)>The movie about a girl who puts her brain in a beaver body and has an Avatar style adventureAre they using AI to generate ideas or what?
>unfunny quips
>dramatic stings when camera pans from one object to another quickly
>quickly explain the premise of movie with noticeable cuts between lines of dialogue
>awful shitty modern rendition of old popular song
i despise modern trailers so fucking much
>>149427570>UnobtainiumAh, that Avatar
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>>149422468i miss Chloe guys...
>>149424879Some retard working on all of these must have epstein island footage because these all feel like some early 2000s movie made by some literally who studio
>>149425234A lot of it will be raping her body while she watches as a beaver.
>>149429519I find it funny she wasn't voiced by a Korean American.
>>149423953anon you forgot Soul
>>149420571 (OP)>Illumination presents
>>149430749I hate illumination because their movies are cheap and ugly but they are successful exactly because they are cheap. You would think normies would catch on that they are a junk studio. Even Sony Animation is better. But hey guess I'm giving normies way too much credit here. I hate the Despicable franchise so much because of how ugly and garbage the characters are.
>>149425169Nobody because Disney fired them all.
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>>149425122A rockhopper would've been cuter than a beaver.
>>149420571 (OP)Seems fine to me. Not amazing but I like the idea of her causing mischief with the law of the jungle. That whole scene with the bear and beaver being fine with the system since that's just nature but put into their own words was a lot of fun.
>>149421006>>149427990Good. Good. The world is how it should be.
>>149428535In this context it means it's not a sequel, prequel or remake.
>>149430376She wasn't!? Heckin' problematic dude!
>>149425122>Penguins are a wildly popular animal and movies about them have strong sales >Original plot was a college guy getting used in an experiment>Higher ups wanted it changed to an underage tween girl that gets turn into a beaver I'm very concerned why they wanted that
>>149420571 (OP)>>149424879and a week from Hoppers and two weeks after GOAT, we've got this shitty Cat in the Hat movie. It's like the industry is really jamming up slop
>>149425169Sadly, Pixar can't teach children anything about talent by the time 2010s happened
>>149422816Open Season is from Sony, not DreamWorks
>>149420766Itโs fucking wild how both avatar and its sequel made gorillions of dollars but nobody gives a FUCK about it
>>149421088Pixar really thought they had a โstudio ghibliโ style with their bean mouth huh? They definitely wanted that to be their โdefaultโ โrecognizableโ style for the future but audiences thankfully rejected it
>>149420571 (OP)>a self-aware James Cameron joke>because we at Disney own both Pixar AND 20th Century Foxok /co/, you got me. You've tried to convince me that Pixar is back, but they aren't. It's still the same slop it has been since the early 10s. They've been over since the early 10s. Expect it to bomb hard
>>149422833>Family Guy and Rick & Morty ruined a generation of writers.Futurama (minus Hulu), American Dad, Archer, Aqua Teen and even the early seasons of Robot Chicken outdo these two shows
>>149420571 (OP)The imagery looks absolutely horrible. But I don't watch much animated stuff, so maybe everything has looked like this for a while and I just wasn't aware of it.
>>149420571 (OP)>James Cameron plot and jokes
>>149420571 (OP)>"Hmmm, some new kind of animal transformation fantasy movie. Fairly innocuous stuff, but I bet...">*consensual feral vore scene*>"Ah. There it is."
>>149426642>>149427329built on nepotism. That's all I can say
>>149427084Well even if they did throw in pop culture references in early movies, especially the first two Toy Story movies, they do take aback unlike most DreamWorks movies during the 2000s
>>149422197based angry beaver
>>149422586it's less Pixar and more Illumination. Alright a shitty start
>>149420571 (OP)>obvious Wild Robot ripoff>preschool character designs/models>only that fat bitch has that GrubHub design>"wow this is like Avatar"it looks like shit
another new low for Pixar
thank you very much
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>>149422586save for the recognizable "studio" style of character design those stills make it look amateurish in a weird way, compositionally. it's like one of these indie 3D animations that have access to high-quality render technology, yet the image still somehow looks inert and sterile
>>149425234Brown asian tomboy? I'd say about 8 or 9.
Brown Asians? Asians aren't supposed to be brown.
>>149431125Aren't we supposed to get a 3rd one this year?
>>149428147She was the only reason I watched or liked that movie. If she wasn't in the trailer, I would've ignored that movie altogether. She should've had an "abhorrent admirer into eventual mutual love interest" with Ferdinand subplot.
>>149427508She sounded like a chick while the beaver was beating her ass. All the animals seem to talk like a bunch of wasted stoners. I don't like that.
>retards thinking this has anything to do with Wild Robot when the entire premise is obviously going to be about vore
>>149428738You just gotta do a happy feet plot where they save the environment by becoming memetic on the internet so people will move into action to protect them
>>149429197>quickly explain the premise of movie with noticeable cuts between lines of dialogueWe used to call those "trailers". It was before your time.
>>149428054Eh, it makes them less visually cute and appealing when they've got gross-ass teeth that look like they're covered in cheeto dust.
>>149431356>obvious Wild Robot ripoffDoesnt look like it, really. You're not a very observant person.
>>149428482Franklinfags are so obnoxious, christ
>>149431356>obvious Wild Robot ripoffOh anon... you mean because it has robots in it.
>>149431948>>149432042oh wait, I mean obvious Iron Giant ripoff. Not like Wild Robot was ever original to begin with
>>149427955Braly is still venturing out to do new shit, and rather quickly too. I personally don't feel we need that Amphibia sequel graphic novel miniseries, but I'm not against it. It's not like it came out of nowhere; Braly had always been teasing a Grown-Up Polly spin-off even back when the show was first ending. Now if ALEX HIRSCH came out and announced a Gravity Falls continuation? THAT would be disappointing since he spent the last decade insisting those characters' stories were over.
>>149420595>>149427497>>149427955>>149432245>Daron Nefcy pitched a show for Nick only to get rejected again just to fuck off back to Disney TVA>Dana Terrance doesn't have anything else once her show flopped so she needed to rely on Hirsch on her life
>>149431099>toot farttime to say sorry to the 2003 Mike Myers movie
>>149431152but what about Smiling Friends?
>>149431125People do, just mainly in foreign countries.
>>149431792"Duh, it's a movie about wildlife in a forest, it must have something to do with that OTHER movie that took place in a similar setting!!"
Yeah, these people are either straight-stupid, or so Swiss cheese -brained that they only glance at things, make a dumb statement about it then move on.
>>149431957>FranklinfagsDude...that literally is not a "thing",
>>149432318Dana's working on that blue princess girl show
>>149431879no nigger these trailers have way more mid cuts in-between the sentences with shit audio mixing between the words and its very noticeable if you arent a 5 iq retard
>>149420571 (OP)Was Migration any good? Seeing BOBER KURWA reminded me of the duckfilm
>>149420595>>149427497Holy shit it looks SO fucking bad
>>149422096no wonder this show was so fucking boring and gay whenever I happened to see it
>>149420919She looks like my cousin.
>>149421940Do you think she could feel you molesting her human body or is she in a numb state?
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>>149431685I watched it for John Cena.
>>149427033yeah, kinda sad, I WANT to support Pixar originals, but the humor in the trailer sucked and the character designs and animation weren't much better
>>149431125avatar is like the anti morbius meme
>>149422150Waste of a good tomboy design. She looks way better than Elio and Meilin. Also doesn't have the overused colored hair streak all asian girls had.
>>149420571 (OP)My first impression is this looks like The Wild Robot but with the brutality of nature completely sanitized. That said, I think it's natural that a human transplanted into an animal's body probably would try to save as many animals as they could. This could potentially have a nice little message about how you can't change another "people's" culture for better or for worse, but I doubt they'll do that. This is modern Pixar we're talking about. I fully expect them to go "humanity bad" and have the animals team up to beat them or something. Still, I think Beavers are neat animals, and it's kinda cool seeing a movie about one.
>>149427570I mean, you do realize here on Earth we have far sillier names for rocks and minerals? Like Taconite and Cummingtonite. What makes those names extra funny is they weren't given meme names on purpose. Both of those names were given in the late 19th/early 20th century.
>Captcha: p22sy
>>149431125>>149424048At least for the first film, the visual effects were impressive for the time, as well as it being the first film where the 3D gimmick was worth it. As far as I can tell, the first film is only really impressive from a technical standpoint. That's a valid standpoint, but they don't usually age well.
>>149424130That image isn't really a fair comparison because the smaller female has a much lighter colour than the larger male. So it's no only size conveying sex, but the colour as well. The male has a darker, harsher colour when contrasted with the fairer looking female.
>>149424082>>149424130>what is sexual diphormism
>>149420571 (OP)Seriously, Pixar needs to stop this new artstyle since Lucca, for real is incredibly ugly.
>>149420595>>149421416The we bare bears guy? I didn't know he worked for Disney before, for certain I can tell that guy is a gay man, so that explains the last terrible Pixar movies. The only one I can really say was good was elemental.
>>149422096While I like the slice of life idea, this cartoon always felt to woke an progressive for me, the grizzly and specially the panda were the more betta and effeminate characters ever created.
>that last paragraphAs a minority, I was with him until he wrote diversity on it, tolerance is to tolerate, doesn't mean to automatically agree on terms.
Beside The bears, cute nature, everyone else had that soft look on a cartoon i really hate.
>>149422365???? That he has a funny voice?
>>149422096>it is to me an allegory for what it feels like to be a minority in AmericaI hate how these spineless saps never EVER have the balls to call out how their own group discriminates against others. Like the trifecta of Chinese, Japanese, and Korean people that all hate one another and think themselves to be the superior one.
>>149422744Wall-E is fascinating because according to the director, most of the story and general idea for the film was done off the clock, for fun, by a small handful of Pixar employees. They didn't even intend for the movie to have a direct environmental message, they just needed a funny and convenient excuse to get humans off the planet. It was a clear project of genuine passion, and thankfully they had the skill to pull it off. These days Pixar seems to be lacking both skill and passion.
>>149423243I wish. At least the animals would be appealing for straights and gays.
>>149420571 (OP)so transformation porn
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>>149420571 (OP)I am going to watch it
>>149433529I liked Migration. If it weren't for Illumination's trademark buttugly humans you could almost forget they made it.
>>149434107donkey kong movie looks dope
>>149421019We understood the first time you retard
>>149420595>Daniel Chong gets to do a original film after WBB endedDoes he also work on "We Baby Bears"?
>>149435375that retarded cum brained faggot put his entire fantasy in a spoiler tag he has no shame and doesn't care
>>149421203It's not impossible but extremely difficult
>>149423929>You can tell Mama Bear from Puss in Boots is female.lmao even
>>149431167Probably Goat, I don't think basketball fans make up a huge part of the audience for animated films, and it's barely been promoted. Hoppers is likely to do the best, Pixar can range anywhere from flop to biggest hit of the year. Cat in the Hat will do better than Goat, but still pretty badly, nothing about it inspires confidence.
>>149420996Left is not attractive but I bet her personality is leagues better
eversince Lightyear pixar went down the shitter hard
>>149420835>fat>brownPass.
>>149423242Thatโs why Koreans liked it so much
>>149424082>furfag complaining about sexual dimorphism instead of real ass wolvesReally makes you think
>>149420571 (OP)I'm getting a vibe that somehow this very dumb movie has a chance to be around as successful as Elemental. Not a big hit but not a failure. And I don't want that, I want Pixar to fail so much and cost Disney billions until Disney decides to close them down.
>>149432341I love that show
>>149434107>>149435266>he has no style>he has no grace>THIS KONG has a funny face
>>149420571 (OP)GRUBHUB PERKS GIVE YOU DEALS ON THE FOOD YOU LOVE, THE KIND OF DEALS THAT MAKE YOU BOOGIE
>>149434471...a-a-anon, you've completely missed the point
>>149437266Adventure Time and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>149434648idk, I think the character designs of Beastars are kind of uncanny.
>>149437085It's meant to coincide with the NBA All-Star Game, that's why.
>>149426642>>149427329Sometimes a job is just a job. Tyree Dillihay is the one who proposed going for a Lascars-esque style with the Good Times reboot, so that at least tells me he's got taste. I'm sure Goat will look cool now that Sony Animation is backing him up.
>>149426812>Why do anthro protags always have to be dudes?Nigga what
>>149424879>using the experimental basketballThe NBA already quietly abandoned that project.
>>149421203No, "corners" can be curved, but the top edge can never curve downward enough. At your biggest smile, it's flat.
>>149424613Yeah, it's called turning red.
>>149434450>>149422096>this cartoon always felt to wokeThe We Baby Bears continuation had an actual pronoun introduction that made me do a double take when I put some of the episodes on as background noise. There were some characters they met and it immediately jumped into a forced coworker ice breaker with the whole
>their pronouns are they/them>I use they/them pronouns tooexchange. I have a feeling this will become like the Kwanzaa stuff the shows of the 90s pulled where execs/creators wanted to be inclusive and heard some fringe black activists pushing Kwanzaa so they pretended it was a legit holiday during the Christmas specials seasons. 30 years later any black people off the street will be lucky if they know one black family that celebrates Kwanzaa. You're never gonna hear any of the showrunners or execs admit that it was all made up or that the creator was a woman torturer, they just pretend it never happened.
>>149421088This is still beanmouth slop are you blind or something?
>>149420571 (OP)This poster coseptually looks like as if it was made by AI, but it clearly hasnt, it Goes to show how much pixar has fallen for its movies to resemble AI sloop
>>149435941You COULDN'T? Wow...you're dumb. Bet you can't tell male nonhumans from female nonhumans without inspecting their genitals.
>>149435404Feh. The only good ep of that crap was the one with Winnie. Girl was hot, but I hate that the show became troon-friendly and they gave her that cringe-ass dialogue...all which was just to say "I'm a girl, as if you couldn't tell by my voice".
>>149421497I'm convinced every animal in that forest is stoned as fuck. Hell, that might be the subplot: pollution leakage is fucking the animals up, and our wacky beaver-bot has to find the problem and solve it.
>>149436011Idk anon, Goat has a chance that it will do well because it's releasing during the same time as the NBA All Stars game and the Stephen Curry namesake, regardless of the quality of the movie
>>149429010>hideous artstylethe character designs were the most generic DreamWorks designs, which were honestly the biggest flaw I had with Megamind, which honestly didn't ruin my experience, because the movie was hilarious, and even looking back, it's funnier every time, and is one of my personal favorite movies from the company
>>149440175Wouldn't that mean its target audience would be more likely to be at basketball games, and at home or in sports bars watching basketball games on television than going to a theater to watch an animated movie about a goat playing basketball?
>>149440307Its target audience would pretty much be like Space Jam. Kids will watch it because funny talking animals, but parents will watch it because there are some who love basketball or sports
>>149436011>>149440307>>149440385If they were smart they would be using universally liked animals for what's basically a furry movie. Zootopia only hit a billion because everyone loves bunnies and foxes, it wouldn't have done nearly as well if it were a deer and hyena as the MCs. They're stuck with a goat for the MC because of the title and premise but if anything the animal itself is just a debuff unless the rest of the cast picks up the slack.
>>149435333Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
>>149420571 (OP)I fucking looooove how doll-like and soft the animal characters look, such an awesome design choice.
Then for the backgrounds, they have a lot of subtle painterly effects used for the foliage etc. Man this movie is going to be a total treat to watch, don't think I've been this excited for a Pixar movie since Wall-e.
>>149438054The creador of Kwanzaa was what?
>>149435216I still can't believe that troon was part of Biden cabinet
>>149428441Is this in the same universe as k-pop demon hunters?
>>149438054The only one of those episodes that ever made Kwanzaa look good to any degree was in Phantom 2040, where they discuss self-determination in relation to the coolest character in the show, self-aware robot Heisenberg. I didn't know the guy who made it tortured 2 women though. I just looked it up and that's really messed up, and now he's walking around and still spewing bullshit despite his heinous crimes. Like a black Bill Ayers.
>>149441019Most of the millenials in my cohort thought it was a thing because we watched the Rugrats or Arthur special on it when we were in elementary school. They made it seem as popular/legit as Hanukkah and Christmas.
>>149420571 (OP)Interesting enough premise. I don't really like the 3D calarts style tho.
>>149420996Not everything is something to fap to. Have some self control
>>149441212I only know Kwanzaa because of Futurama.
>>149431433Are you twelve
>>1494252342/10. I'm thinking about the characters big artists usually draw, and this one ain't one of em. Yes brown Asian tomboy (Molly McGee, Lily ) are popular, but this one looks too androgynous. We're going to get max 3 good drawings of this girl within the next year. Sorry bros.
>>149420835>put this (points to dick) into this (points to beaver)
>>149440899As well as a major anti-white racist. Weird that he would create a holiday that seemed a lot like Hanukka...it seems that all the anti-white black mouthpieces have an affinity for jew stuff. Just weird.
>>149422150It's a shame that a decent tomboy design will be wasted because she'll spend 95% of the movie as a cartoon beaver
>>149440467why did you forget to reply to
>>149440175
>>149443447I wonder, if the movie will include a scene featuring her driving with the beaver, similar to these live-action/animated movies
>>149434411A social construct, chuddie.
>>149430859Immersion ruined
>>149420571 (OP)Another bomb incoming. Stick a fork in this company their done.
>>149434119that bear is fucking based....
>le webm
>>149424048It was one of the first big 3D movies. Remember when every movie had a 3D version?
>>149424355The bear that killed Treadwell wasn't from the area. All the bears that were familiar with him had gone into hibernation. At that point any active bear would be starving and desperate.
Half the trailer was a robot beaver making regard faces
>>149420571 (OP)this looks embarrassing, like every Pixar movie 2010 to present
>>149447667Exactly. Their starvation that late in the season was more powerful than their instinct for conflict avoidance.
>>149448398but enough about k-pop demon hunters
>>149449575exactly why do people like it again?
>>149420571 (OP)apparently Lucca, elio, strange worlds and whatever the fuck else came out are fine, acceptable movies but I'm looking forward to this bombing;
>>149427830>>149422586>>149422982>>149423254what each of these niggas said. This movie turn out to be the funniest shit of the 21century and I still wouldn't watch it cus it looks so fucking uncanny
>>149421629They tried with Lightyear. Keyword being "tried".
>>149421629Onward flopped
>>149450910Because they make ahegao faces while sniffing long objects. Also, closetfags since Kpop is the gayest shit.
Is she intentionally hotter as a beaver?
>>149452116>You're like a baby, a hideous alien experimental hybrid freak of a baby.
>>149420766About the first one, no.
About the second one, the fucking fantastic diving scene CGI.
Feels more like a Dreamworks movie than a Pixar one. Maybe we'll get some emotional resonance for the animals to make us side with them or something but right now, I'm really not feeling that.
>>149453905Boo hoo redditor
You need to cry and feel bad for them in order for them to be a good character
Master Shake would like a word with you
>>149420571 (OP)I hate Disney
I think this racist and lame company should die
but if any movie has to get a fair and high success, it has to be this film
looks so much better than Elio
>>149454081Master Shake is a fag
>>149423686>TanakaThere's nothing ambiguous about it.
>>149454652Eric Cartman is a faggot and a retard
the unfunniest jerk character ever, and not even a jerk anymore anyway
>>149454703There's nothing wrong with Asian characters looking asian
especially if it comes from the mind of Asian artists
>>149454731Bender is superior
>>149423627That beaver was clearly suicidal
>>149454869Yep
some animals act suicidal or just plain nihilistic about their life
>>149423627I thin there's a subplot about pollution making the animals stupid, requiring the robot beaver to solve.
>>149423795Kimiko Glenn would have been perfect.
>>149434119...did it...did it stop the door from swinging back intentionally? What movie is this?
>>149453164No, it's just that her human design isn't that good.
>And they were roommates meme
Oof
>>149420571 (OP)The trailer was ... OK
It was funny, they only need to make the REST of the movie funny.
>>149420571 (OP)Just from this poster using the OCR A Extended font that I loved so much back in the late 90s/early 2000s just because I was in my teens/early 20s and thought the font looked cool and "Matrixy", I'm going to assume this movie is going to suck ass.
>>149456759>She has the bushReal fucking nice work there
I gotta admit this actually looks fun.
>>149453905Just like with every Pixar movie 2010s onward. Pixar are chasing trends by wanting to be like DreamWorks, as well as Sony and Illumination, so bad
>>149452699because of COVID
>>149420571 (OP)She masters 4 elements to defeat imperial japan?
>>149420571 (OP)How long will it ever survive at the box office?
>>149427432You can criticize the bee movie for alot but being unimaginative is not one of those things. it takes the film in a weird direction.
>>149455829Itโs probably her making the animals stupid because she tries to rewrite Pond Rules.
Man I can't stand hearing modern hip amerimutt dialogs. I have to watch all the modern cartoons in local dub so I don't die from cringe overdose.
>>149454905>nihilistic beaver not caring if he's preyed upon.You know, if this is the route they're taking to explain "the circle of life" to the kiddies in the audience, this has the potential to be the greatest black comedy since Doctor Strangelove.
>>149458613The circle of life is a lie
It's a pretty way to say
there are predators and prey
>>149420766i unironically loved avatar 1.
>>149420571 (OP)Man Pixar is so ass now
>>149460205Everyone did. You got to see Na'vi nipples.
>>149454869That beaver listens Nine Inch Nails
>>149420919She looks like a girl I dated last year. Turns out ahd had a long distance boyfriend and was cheating on him the whole time.
>>149421497He is depressed
>>149457338This, it looks fun. I'm gonna watch it when released. Fuck you all.
>>149427432I remember seeing this like 15 years ago and not even questioning anything about it. Crazy shit.
>>149422193>Also doing actual pop culture references to Avatar in-universe is dumb. This is the first time Disney has ever done a direct reference to another property like this.The instant they bought Marvel they had Ultron singing the "I had strings but now I'm free" song from Pinocchio I'm sure there's lots of self-referential stuff if you go back further. Does that make it good? No, but it's definitely not the first time.
>>149425122>The movie was originally going to be about Penguins thus (Rock)hoppers.Why didn't they change the name when they made it not about rockhopper penguins
>>149430859What the hell with those eyes!
>>149422193>>149461790>Andy's mom putting on Hakuna Matata in Toy Story 1>Mickey Mouse watch in Chicken Little>newsreel in Up says Jiminy Cricket>Zootopia bootleg disney dvds>Star Wars jokes in Captain America Civil War>all the Wreck-It Ralph shitjust what I can remember in five minutes
Chloe
md5: b1d30aa8343caf5ededac20e2129d05e
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>>149422150>>149421940>Ragged jacket.>Ragged and dirty T-shirt.>Mismatched socks.What do they mean by that?
Also, why does she remind me of some runaway/homeless character who is on the tip of my tongue but I can't pinpoint it?
>>149462250Sex with Chloe