Yep, it’s official: FFXIV is the most based MMO of all time. No trans. No LGBT. Just pure 4chan-compliant Christian family values. You like this, I like this, we like this. Jesus played FFXIV and He approves.

Soft faggy meenas
Submissive lalaboys
Pregnant Alisae and Ryne

This is what Final Fantasy 14 is about.

Listen, chud. You didn’t just fall out of a coconut tree. Someone gave you your coom. Yep, that’s right. It was the classic time-tested “ebins”. You see, if you’re not super sweet and friendly with all the ‘bins, you won’t get anywhere in this joint. You gotta schmooze with the upper crust in the VC. I mean, don’t you play UO and MonHun? And once you butter up the classics, you gotta plap and goon until you trib their mooncoons with your rape gunk. Because this is Final Fantasy XIV, the world’s best MMO with the eepiest frens.

And one other thing, chud. We’re not going back to WoW. We’re never going back to being mean and hateful like “old 4chan”. No thanks, we like our frens as-is and we love being eepy. Say it with me sisters:
WE
ARE
NOT
GOING
BACK