>>95968633
Something happened in today’s session that has brought me to my knees.
>Be me, space marine
>With my Imp guard buddy
>Sneaking into an office to find evidence linking bureaucrats to a conspiracy
>Find safe underneath desk. Cycle through helmet vision settings to scan it
>Necron scarab inside.
>Me and guardsmen decide to take the safe along with some documents
>Me with my 44 str +20 from power armor. ‘’I just pick up the safe and carry it underarm’’
>I roll strength check with -20 debuff. Roll 82
>Basically powerless to pick up this fucking basic safe
>Guardsmen gives it a try. Rolls 8 with the same penalty. 2 degrees of success
>Rips it out and carries it
>MFW I am the Emperors Angel of Death and I couldn’t even pick up a safe but a normie guardsmen did.

I want to kill myself.