1. Asks the girl he's asking out for advice on where to go.
>Advertising incompetence. Have a plan in advance
2. Insulting her after it doesn't work out
>Childish vindictive move. Just move on
3. Walls of text explain things
>Always a bad move that backfires. It makes you look butthurt
4. I could bring alcohol to you for a first date
>Too pushy. Sure """Chad""" might be able to get away with it but you should know better. A cafe/pub date seems perfectly fine

My thoughts are that you need to:
1. Calm your tits
2. Don't react emotionally to things she says
3. Go with the flow on your dates and don't come on too strong too fast