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7/9/2025, 12:56:21 AM
>anti ice protests in metropolis, naturally they want the most famous "undocumented migrant" on their side, superman
>superman thinks theyre unamerican and refuses to support them
>he does think its unusual that for supposedly spontaneous protests they always seem to show up at the right time with the proper equipment
>at the daily planet, clark kent looks into it and discovers they are being funded by lexcorp through a series of shell companies and ngos, they employ a shit ton of illegals because theyll work for less money
>jimmy olsen also discovers there is no record of a "super man" being a citizen, "golly gee they wouldn't deport superman would they?"
>clark says he'll "let superman know"
>the next day superman is granted asylum given his unusual circumstances (it would be difficult to deport him) and begins the process of becoming a citizen, wanting to set an example and be on the proper side of the law
>he gets luthor and shit for hiring illegals, among other crimes
>five years later supes takes the test and passes with flying colors because the writers gave him the power to do really good on the citizenship test in this issue
>the end, letters to the editor
Fucking hire me
>superman thinks theyre unamerican and refuses to support them
>he does think its unusual that for supposedly spontaneous protests they always seem to show up at the right time with the proper equipment
>at the daily planet, clark kent looks into it and discovers they are being funded by lexcorp through a series of shell companies and ngos, they employ a shit ton of illegals because theyll work for less money
>jimmy olsen also discovers there is no record of a "super man" being a citizen, "golly gee they wouldn't deport superman would they?"
>clark says he'll "let superman know"
>the next day superman is granted asylum given his unusual circumstances (it would be difficult to deport him) and begins the process of becoming a citizen, wanting to set an example and be on the proper side of the law
>he gets luthor and shit for hiring illegals, among other crimes
>five years later supes takes the test and passes with flying colors because the writers gave him the power to do really good on the citizenship test in this issue
>the end, letters to the editor
Fucking hire me
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