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5/5/2025, 11:22:53 PM
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Nothing like a life-or-death situation to get the old noggin’ joggin’. The issue: six enemies. The tools at hand: a thieving lemur-girl, a big stick, and your sharp tongue.
When it comes to online shitposting you definitely know how to rile people up – but who says you can’t apply those skills in real life?
And these are chimps to begin with, they can’t be *that* much smarter than the average anon. Probably about equal.
“Hey, you two pussies stay outta my way, losers like you can’t even handle these puppies. Gonna die like Gumball or whatever his name was, right?” you snap, sneering at the duo.
They shift uncomfortably. The two look at each other, puzzled and angry, as if each Chimp holds a single neuron and the synapse between the two will decide their course of action.
“Your Boss is gonna love hearing about this, he’ll probably snip your balls off and have you two join the rest of the whores!”, a wolf rushes at you, deciding that you’re sufficiently distracted.
Lucky for you, Remu is pretty fast. Makes sense for a thief. She panics and swings her bucket, staggering the wolf. It does no damage, but buys you enough time to impale his soft belly with the point end of your stickm
You manage to score a kill, and that coupled with your words has driven the chimps to act. They each rush a single wolf, trying to at least even the score.
Meanwhile, you and Remu have one last wolf to worry about. This one seems about the same as the rest, except your stick seems to be stuck inside the corpse of your previous foe.
Oopsie.
Thankfully, as the wolf leaps at you, the thief girl catches him with the bucket. His snout smashes against the hard wood. “Wow, good reflexes.”
Holding the corpse down with a foot, you pull out the oversized weapon spilling the beast’s innards all over the floor. Remu looks like she’s about to retch.
“Hold it in, babe,” you say. You bonk the wolf once, twice, thrice.
Seems like it’s a bit easier to wield this thing now that your Might stat has gone up, but you’re still winded.
The wolf whimpers and eventually stops moving. Remu gives it one last kick to make sure. Good girl.
>Stickmanship +2 XP [4/5]
>Common enemy defeated! (2) +2 XP [2/7]
>Ally Level UP! Remu-Chan, Level 2 (Hussy 1, Thief 1)
Nothing like a life-or-death situation to get the old noggin’ joggin’. The issue: six enemies. The tools at hand: a thieving lemur-girl, a big stick, and your sharp tongue.
When it comes to online shitposting you definitely know how to rile people up – but who says you can’t apply those skills in real life?
And these are chimps to begin with, they can’t be *that* much smarter than the average anon. Probably about equal.
“Hey, you two pussies stay outta my way, losers like you can’t even handle these puppies. Gonna die like Gumball or whatever his name was, right?” you snap, sneering at the duo.
They shift uncomfortably. The two look at each other, puzzled and angry, as if each Chimp holds a single neuron and the synapse between the two will decide their course of action.
“Your Boss is gonna love hearing about this, he’ll probably snip your balls off and have you two join the rest of the whores!”, a wolf rushes at you, deciding that you’re sufficiently distracted.
Lucky for you, Remu is pretty fast. Makes sense for a thief. She panics and swings her bucket, staggering the wolf. It does no damage, but buys you enough time to impale his soft belly with the point end of your stickm
You manage to score a kill, and that coupled with your words has driven the chimps to act. They each rush a single wolf, trying to at least even the score.
Meanwhile, you and Remu have one last wolf to worry about. This one seems about the same as the rest, except your stick seems to be stuck inside the corpse of your previous foe.
Oopsie.
Thankfully, as the wolf leaps at you, the thief girl catches him with the bucket. His snout smashes against the hard wood. “Wow, good reflexes.”
Holding the corpse down with a foot, you pull out the oversized weapon spilling the beast’s innards all over the floor. Remu looks like she’s about to retch.
“Hold it in, babe,” you say. You bonk the wolf once, twice, thrice.
Seems like it’s a bit easier to wield this thing now that your Might stat has gone up, but you’re still winded.
The wolf whimpers and eventually stops moving. Remu gives it one last kick to make sure. Good girl.
>Stickmanship +2 XP [4/5]
>Common enemy defeated! (2) +2 XP [2/7]
>Ally Level UP! Remu-Chan, Level 2 (Hussy 1, Thief 1)
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