tried out a group ride today. had to repeat myself two and three times because they all were afraid of my CHAD AURA pulling up to the meet with an mtb.

unfortunately i was left in the dust after the 2nd block and i gave up way early. didnt even make it to the first checkpoint. just went back to the lbs, bought a multitool and went home. im not gonna lie

that shit was way harder than i thought. fatbros, i completely get your reluctance now.
how do i get good so the dentists and lawyers on the good part of town dont SPEEDMOG me on the next meetup?

also, the good news, this thing rides over rail tracks and potholes like nobody's business. eats em up. EATS EM UP. it's a monster truck.