>>149505754
saw a girl with a big ass yesterday. turned out it was a former one night stand who got pregnant and her hips widened. or so she says. she smelled like egg farts and burnt plastic. she told me she had feelings for me and wanted to go to the movies or dinner before i could fuck her again. i said i was busy for a few days but followed her around as my suspicions were correct in the fact she was later found slumped over in the park next to a pile of rags (might have been a person) holding a torch lighter and tinfoil. too bad because that pussy was so greasy and farty like the queefs were rippling across my ball sack i never cum that hard even from my wife. probably going to finish this 6 pack of pilsners take a nap and go out and look for this zonked out 22 year old slampig and mesmerize her with lies of movie dates so i can jizz inside her ass and get her to push it out then as she passes out again from smoking drugs i will take the dried cum scrape it into a dime bag and tell her it's bathtub meth.