old technology edition

My penguins ):

Demanding compensation for being wronged or threatening to take legal action is literally how the entire civil process works and is not blackmail or extortion

>>149502221 (OP)
>i need a screen for my mp3 player
What did they mean by this

i am once again asking how to get a gf that looks and acts like this

>>149502221 (OP)


/hoc/, get in here!!

>>149502311
Your ipod didnt have a screen?

>>149502341
I’ll be your gf anon

>>149502341
step 1: learn how to knit

>>149502341
>generic chink girlfriend
Move to richmond bc or markham ontario

We must return to web1.0. There is no need for technology beyond 2006

I care deeply

>>149502302
Treliving needs to either show some evidence or shut up. We talk about a possible defamation case here. This is out of Gary's hands.

>>149502408
Agreed
also, I should go back to dating that girl I knew back in '06
>she had tig ol' bitties

>>149502408
As a kid I would have loved ai slop unfortunately

>>149502408
based and red pilled

>>149502302
Now that Gary fulfilled vegass demand for a cup as part of the expansion deal they finally got noticed and soon punished.

>>149502341
>>149502392
Come home, white man.

>#Isles announce that they have signed Liam Foudy and Julien Gauthier to one-year, two-way contracts.

Mid 2000's-early 2010's womens fashion was shit. I look at all my university pictures and all the girls are dressed like fucking clowns. Young women dress much better today.

>>149502442
Did those Team Canada players go to jail yet?

>>149502470
Children will obsess over anything, and there's no good reason to regret the past
>live in the Now

>>149502543
Who

it's never too late for now

>he's a fashion and modeling expert now

two or three buttons on my suit jacket?

>>149502408
this but 2013

Bill Zonnon (C/LW) - Carries himself very high in his inefficient stride. Short stride, no extension. I bet there's weight transfer issues and contact absorption issues here. His spatial awareness is really poor. No chance he can manage the ice of a center at the pro level. He covers for it a bit because of his foot churn, but this isn't a high end prospect. He stickhandles a little bit in open space, no seam creation, he doesn't turn defenders' skates at all. He stickhandles a little bit and shoots from where ever he's standing. What is this? Is this a serious prospect? He's such a weird skater. Good lord, his angles, his routes, his timing, this is all so bad. It's almost out of shear morbid curiosity that I want to find three consecutive shifts where he looks like a draftable player. Couldn't find it. One scout on whether this is a joke: "Wouldn't draft him with a 10th round pick"; to be fair, a couple think he's not as bad as I think. This is mechanically awful, his mental game is awful...if this works out in any interesting way, I'll have to seriously consider switching to football.

kelly should tell tree to fuck off desu kwab

when is next year's schedule being released?

>>149502764
any minute now

>>149502764
two weeks

I'm easy like a Sunday morning.

my sabies

>>149502675
got that dawg in him tho

>>149502880
havent watched since RJ died, is there any hope for the playoffs soon?

>>149502764
July 16th apparently

>>149502933
lol
lol even

>>149502520
What’s said in Vegas stays in Vegas. Or maybe not.

every players wants to play for a canadian team
gary tells them otherwise

>>149503080
Ottawa would be the hottest destination next to Winnipeg if dirty old Gary would keep his mitts off the league.

time for a Sunday afternoon nap, lads -_-
>surely nothing important will happen in the next three or so hours

>>149502675
why are tools rated 1-9? how does that report card get an A?

>>149503124
Thoughts on your lose to bud?

>>149503129
shiiiiiiieeeeeeeet

>>149503136
Bud and I have some unfinished business to take care of; if he ever shows up here again...

>>149503318
How come victims always want seconds?

Real queers queering off hours.

Three major players in one day. No tampering at all.

>>149503445
And they still finished in the bottom of the league

>>149503445
This is just laffs being whiny bitches.

just here to drop a couple 1s
bud1
mitch1

>>149503561
It's either extortion or tampering.
July 1st will be a shit show.

>>149503445
1. Hockey players (especially Canadians) LOVE the sun.
2. Hockey players HATE taxes.

Trotz didn't have to do more than call and say we have sun and no income tax and I'm giving you more money than you deserve at the age you are.

I had horrible stomach pain and intestinal pains yesterday, my whole lower body ached, and I have barely had any Marner's since. I took a bunch of Pepto and it seemed to help.
Am I cooked?

>>149502345
Bit busy today boss, I stayed up late last night. uh, working at those reports you asked for.

yeah, im thinking this is the fit

why is his last name across the mountain?
huwhat is goin on here?

>>149503750
Who?

>>149503801
I think anyone can edit this

>>149503636
sound like tampering

>Zero defensemen under 6'00 was drafted this year
how are manlets ever going to recover from this?

Vegass lured laffs in to talk trade, to distract them and run out the clock. Fucking genius move.

>>149503561
I think you're right.
Marner for Jonathan Roy means the Leafs don't have a strong evidence of tampering.
Roy + Barbashev + 1st pick would be more credible.
Treliving is already playing his career in Toronto.

>>149503885
A Canadian already made this post today

>>149503823
>>149503840
its real
https://www.csshl.ca/stats/player/15184/168/aiden-across-the-mountain
big kid. future habbies power foward?

>>149503920
hes a defenseman nvm

>>149503801
>Harry Styf
Literally translates to Harry Stiff
>Torkel Jennersjö
Either his mother/father had a father called that or his parents just flat out hate him, because that's an old fashioned name and you're bound to be bullied.

>>149503953
i'd call him torkel the dorkel

>>149503904
sorry then fren, just came home and thought i'd share it with my imaginary /hoc/ friends

>>149503953
ya just begging to be called dorkel

>>149503885
>2018 most manlet D ever drafted
>2018 was my draft year
>I am 5’ 11 and played D
i shoulda made the show

>>149503953
i had a great-grandfather named ebenezer
wish my parents named me after him

>>149503991
you can still make it to the league, i believe in you :)

>>149503994
Is your last name Goode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps

>>149503801
>Koray Bozkaya

>>149504152
those are some buttery beats

>>149503991
Better get to training camp bud, we need an insider in the 'chel.

>>149504182
For sure.

>>149504169
this is/was the other turk in the whl

There is so much to like about Joe Veleno. He's a hard-nosed workhorse that makes the players around him better. The fleet-footed center is unselfish and will primarily look to make a play at top speed; however, when the chance arises to put it in the pot himself, he will capitalize. He sees the ice well and is rarely caught out of position. His defensive game is refined and he actively pursues puck control. Transitioning to offence is natural, smooth, and quick. All-in-all, a well-rounded two-way forward that skates well and can be the catalyst a team needs to turn a game in its favor. If he can find the consistency in refusing to let himself get taken out of plays, especially if he doesn't start them, he will thrive and exceed expectations.

>>149504435
Wings dumped him, and that soft pusy Berggren is next. All of Holland's trash better be gone soon, including Larkin.

>Vegas cheating to get a literally loser

>>149504606
Many such cases!

>>149503967
It's ok fren, I never saw the other post. I'm glad you posted it

>>149504606
Vegass might walk away though, marnerjeet is a huge risk.

So glad the crusty old fart is gone. Good draft, could've taken more RHD but nice to actually have youth in the pipeline again.

Gavrikov update:
>rejected big offer from LA
>still willing to listen to other offers but prefers NYR
>will give NYR last chance since NYR preferred choice
>probably will cost around 7.5m to 8.5m
>trading K-Miller likely if Gavrikov chooses NYR

>>149504761
8.5M for Gavrikov after trading away Trouba is like removing a tapeworm then shoving the tapeworm up your ass again

>>149504785
There is always some shit team where you can dump the contract. It's Drury masterclass move. Watch how he dump the Soucy contract.

>>149504711
The islanders blow the draft lol

>>149504692
He's already looked for a house in Las Vegas
>>149504761
What is the similarities with Russian and Jews?
They both love both New York and Florida.

>>149504815
Nope. They got pretty good value all around. Who knew keeping your picks and getting decent return for a retarded frenchie actually helps you out.

>Claude Giroux signs a one-year, $2M contract with up to $2.75M in potential bonuses to stay in Ottawa, per
@reporterchris
Remember when people said he was the next Crosby?

>>149504870
>islanders need scoring
>lets draft a defenseman who missed most of his draft season year
Retards

>>149504904
Schaefer was going 1st overall no matter what. Even if they did take Misa, would he have fixed their scoring instantly?

>>149504934
Yeah

>>149504885
No. But I remember when people said he was better than Crosby.

>>149504885
>philly fans
>people
kek

I’m surprised the preds didn’t trade down with the islanders, that retard they took at 5 would have been there at 16 or 17 lol.

>>149504904
>islanders need scoring
Misa wasn't taking Horvat or Barzal's center spots in the next three years.

>>149504995
He wasn't going to be there because every single team got hit with "I need my OWN Sam Bennett".

Fagen's isn't great. Wasn't a fan of him either way and he only was given so much fanfare because he lived in Haupaugue.

>>149504995
I wouldn't doubt Barry Trotz skills as a general manager if I was you.

>>149505007
Yes he would have lol
>>149505023
I just found out he played for Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds so dubas’s retarded ass would have taken him

>>149505075
You think that he's some generational talent when in reality he's a poor man's Logan Cooley.

What should they expect?

>>149505122
I expect nothing to be honest. To make this signing, I would have preferred to sign the one who is coaching the Texas Stars.

>>149505120
Cope

>>149505122
Literally who?

>>149505007
Misa also is a better winger, but he's young. Islanders *really* liked the character out of Schaefer and he's a defenseman who can actually skate.

>>149505007
Barzal can't put the fucking puck in the net. He is a passer and good skater center.

just trolled the shit out of someone in a /tv/ thread lmao

>>149505246
Every scout had Schaefer in his own tier in this draft.

>>149505385

>>149505421
>>149505385
Perfect match desu

taking a stubborn marner

>>149505385
>>149505421

>>149502408
>getting skullfucked by popups and viruses is le sovl
eat lead

>>149505542
>getting viruses from websites
You had to be legendarily retarded for this to happen even back then

>I’m hearing Vegas defenceman Alex Pietrangelo is dealing with serious injuries and is going to require multiple major surgeries this summer, which will result in missing the entire 2025-26 season, at least.
Other wise known as “Vegas needs cap space so they can sign some retard”

>>149505622
Welcome to Vegas Mitch Marner

What’s the Gary belt

>>149505622
just like my islanders

I'm tired and finished studying. Motivate me to go to the gym

>>149505649
Synonymous with sunbelt

>>149505673
Go to the gym you fat fuck

>>149502408
This. I just use plaintextsports.com and maybe baseballsavant.

>>149505649
Indiana

>>149505673
Fat fuck go to the goddamn gym

>>149502639
I miss that mix of web1.0 and web2.0. Social media was still fun

I saw a girl with big tits the other day

>>149505537
We have colder winters and more snow than you, gayboy.

I miss capfriendly, capwages is shit

>>149504975
kwab

>>149505572
I got a virus in high school from a porn site

>>149505765
Calm down little brother :) maybe next year eh buddy?

>>149505765
>>149505840
what's life like up north?

lorde is kino

>>149505840
>little brother
>Luleå HF
>founded 1977
>the year before we won our first Swedish Championship
lmao, keep to women's apehoop. That team has probably more tradition than your hockey team.

>There is not gonna be a hockey fan or person anywhere doing anything but rooting for Matthew Shaefer
you are a hockey fan or person right /hoc/?

>>149505921
How clueless are you lol the Elitserien(SHL) was founded in 1975. Hardly a hundred year old tradition like the Stan Lee. Oh wow you won the third year of the league!

>>149505940
>his mom died last year
>his billet mom offed herself this year
Wow that kid has bad luck

Swede fight
Swede fight

my dad has an old flip phone that he only uses to call my mom when hes eating lunch at work. the number 2 is completely worn out from him speed dialing his one contact.

I got the purple on today's sports connections first guess :)

>>149505856
Less darkies than down south.
>>149505970
And the Swedish Championship in hockey has existed since 1922.

>>149505989
>Mcdavid keep on jobbing at the

>>149506051
Based dad

>>149506116
>>149505622

>>149506051
cute :3

>>149505975
holy shit that kid is cursed

DTWOM bros.....

>>149506288
I really don't trust analytics

The Columbus Blue Jackets have signed Dante Fabbro to a four-year, $4.125M AAV extension

>>149506089
You're still the little guy, a pit stop between Luleå and Umeå.

>>149505975
Now he's an Islander :)

What a retard. Had a good thing going in Colorado. He'll be retired in three years at the most.

>>149506463
can colorado still make playoffs? they're pretty washed

I don't care what happens, as long as there's chaos.

>>149506328
That seems pretty low considering he was +23 when the next best runner up was +4.

>>149506463
you think colorado wanted to keep him? lol

>>149505727
Thanks for the motivation. I'm driving there right now

thinking of cock

>>149505537
Lmao go flames go lulea

>>149506336
Yeah, we're the only blue collar city left in Northern Sweden while you and Ume wants to be Cuckholm.
>>149506561
At league minimum, sure.
>>149506502
They're probably gonna be between 3rd and 5th in the Central.

I'm a +0

I don't care what happens, as long as there's chaos.

I don't care what happens, as long as there's hoc tuah

I don't care what happens as long as I get to be here with my /hoc/ frens

>>149506428
The worse thing that has ever happened to him

I don’t care

>>149506851
hoc utah

>>149506328
Preds put him on waivers last year kek

I am intransigent

My pirates raped Stephens islanders in three straight games this weekend (:

>>149507009
You mean his Mets?

>>149507009
Mets**

>>149507049
Yeah
>>149507052

(ツ)

>>149506991
I'm trans too :D

>>149507119
:)

>Friedman on 32TP says Noah Dobson wanted to go to Montreal, Columbus is rumoured to have offered a better package to the Islanders, believes Dmitri Voronkov was in the deal and they were going to give Dobson a higher AAV.
KWAB

>>149507291
⊙⊙

>>149507425
Based Summerside, PE kid

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just did a 9:44.061 lap of the Nurburgring in a Mercedes amg gt3 in forza bros

>>149507588
You lost to bud

>>149507510
Sir, this is a blue board.

>>149507588
le raped face

>>149507668
>barley sub 10 minutes
>GT car
Can you even see the apex?

>>149507900
Yeah but I am playing with a controller and it was the entire ring including the Grand Prix course

>>149507682
>>149507788
two good posts kwarb

when are my flames gonna come back

>>149508147
Never

>>149508147
I came on your moms back

>>149505754
saw a girl with a big ass yesterday. turned out it was a former one night stand who got pregnant and her hips widened. or so she says. she smelled like egg farts and burnt plastic. she told me she had feelings for me and wanted to go to the movies or dinner before i could fuck her again. i said i was busy for a few days but followed her around as my suspicions were correct in the fact she was later found slumped over in the park next to a pile of rags (might have been a person) holding a torch lighter and tinfoil. too bad because that pussy was so greasy and farty like the queefs were rippling across my ball sack i never cum that hard even from my wife. probably going to finish this 6 pack of pilsners take a nap and go out and look for this zonked out 22 year old slampig and mesmerize her with lies of movie dates so i can jizz inside her ass and get her to push it out then as she passes out again from smoking drugs i will take the dried cum scrape it into a dime bag and tell her it's bathtub meth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHNA5dVs6-w

puck drop soon for the greasy pole

>>149508147
When they decide to tank for good draft picks instead of spending 20 years being mediocre and getting mediocre draft picks. Calgary aren't a destination for free agents so the only way to become a contender for several years is through the draft. Too bad your team is owned by a retard and run by retards.

someone online said my flames drafted better than anyone ever has, go flames go

>>149508201
just another sunday in toronto

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149508335
Shut the fuck up

>>149508201
You are a romantic. You don't just create poetry. You let it drip from your fingers like honey. Spirits are soaring. Women swooning, and gods are created.

>>149508388
>>149507682

>>149508388
raped

What was the movie called about the guy who was stuck in an island

>>149508494
I only know about the stink island one

>>149508362
;)

>log into hoc
>raped bitch getting btfo again
>kek heartily
>log out

>>149508353
R O O L
O
O
L

>>149505975
Hopefully Duclaire is his new mom

>>149508494
shutter island maybe
or castaway

Laffs signed Knieves. Will Cuylle is getting offersheeted for sure

>petro is ded
we marner now

>>149509021
Another laffs bust.

>pooins
KWABF

>>149509021
6x7.75m

I’m going to skip abs to sauna

>>149509360
Whats his numbers gonna look like after Marner leaves

>>149509046
>lose #1 defenseman
>gain #1 loser

>>149508411
was this you replying to my post 4 years ago?

>>149509632
Yep.

>>149508494
The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon maybe
or castaway

So Knies and Tavares come in at about the same combined total as last season. And the twink leaving means they should have $11M to spend on free agents. Not even laffs could fuck this up, can they?

why in gods name would they have the cap space otherwise?

>>149510730
That 11 will be for Marchand

>>149510730
Who are the free agents that they should sign in your mind?

>>149510782
I hear theres a near 100pt, rather defensively sound winger available

>>149510848
Defensively sound until game 7 of a playoff series.

>gets traded to Anaheim

>>149510917

>>149510782
A Top 4 LD for sure. Even better if they dump Rielly in trade.

Took a quick 10 minute cat nap bros

>>149510985
Which top 4 LD's are FA's?

>>149511019
Don’t recall asking

>>149511022
All of them are better than Rielly.

>>149511043
https://streamable.com/m8tayl

>>149511062
Wrestle fag
>>>/out/

>>149510985
So basically Ivan Provorov? I don't think Toronto have had many Russians over the years.

*egod

I’m going to raw and smackdown tomorrow (:

despite being a literal crumb bumb 58 (fifty eight) percent of his TOI, my guy Nylander is humble with his gratuitous mingling around Toronto with the OG soiboy fans. i see pictures on my neighbours little kid phone all the time from his hockey buddy's too. so at least in person this humble existence from William is an intangible force of fanatic pride honestly cultivated by him but unbeknownst (maybe not, look at his money muncher father) sinisterly harvested and stored in the degraded astral levels by our Gary and his legion of broken worms. some of which copy reddit posts verbatim and unfunnily post here tripling the sorrow of our own calvary of tradition.

>>149511061
Name one or two mate that's all im asking

>>149511275
They're all better than Rielly.

>>149511319
Look pal I don't know what the fuck you think is going on here but nobody said anything Rielly.

You said the Laffs are going to target a top 4 defenceman with their cap space, I simply asked you to name some players to go along with your stated opinion, because I wanted to know more of what you thought.

If that's too much for you to handle i'll just go back to playing video games.

Fuck.

>>149511085
This

>>149511399
Tldr.

Nobody sensible argues with delusional lafftards.

They're all better than Rielly.

>>149511496
Im not arguing with you im literally just asking you to name some players they could possibly target.

I would cum buckets if the leafs found a way to get captain morgan to waive his no trade even if the return was sean averys sloppy seconds

>neo-fed
fucking grim

Go Panthers dayo!

>>149511544
Tldr.

They're all better than Rielly.

>>149511552
i think Knies just signed in 2025 for about the same amount as Pylon Dion did in 2013.

>>149505542
u r a fag

>>149511089
My goat Nick the Stick

Thinking about peanut butter and jelly

>>149511599
I have a distinct memory of my dad almost having a shit hemorrhage seeing Dion’s contract on his blackberry on fuckin New Years Day right before the Winter Classic

>>149505385
Flo Rida is snowbelt

Phaneuf is better than Rielly, too. Pretty good for a 70 year old, huh?

>>149511627
Schweineschnitzel and fettuccini Alfredo here

>>149511599

Toronto players saw that they took the SC champs to 7 games and probably thought it’s time to lock the fuck in. Taking team friendly deals all around here.

>>149511648
Son?

>>149511663

>>149511651
I wouldnt take prime Dion over mike matheson after 13 beers and 2 old fashioneds

>>149511694

1967

Toronto just need to stay cool this free agency and sign McDavid next year.

hearing about a tampered marner

>>149511648
egregious really does it no justice, eh?
i mean did Gary clearly reward him for his loyal 'behaviour' instigating the Bruins series collapse of '13?
or perhaps Gary was a HUGE Popular Mechanic's for Kids 'fanatic' and worked out a 'deal' for a private wild weekend in the Catskills (NYC tunnels) alone with Dion's bride?

The tampering penalties are a joke anyways. Why would you not tamper if you're Vegass? Gary will slap a 5M fine. That's like a parking ticket for a billionaire.

>>149511734
We already have a discount good enough version of him so he would just be wasted cap

>>149511755
that was me. i don't clean my toilet so the jets are clogged thus i rely on pure gravity for my marner's resulting in 2-3 flush attempts.

>>149511857
You can trade that Mexican clown to California where he belong with his own people.

>>149511934
the core 4 will all be stanley cup champions one day

>>149511934
I was of course talking about Nylander

Busthews is a deep discount Ovi

quinn has canes jammies

>>149511973
yeah.
Tavares, Knies, Marchand, Benoit.

>>149512036

I was at the SM mall of Asia yesterday and there was a morbidly obese white couple riding scooters and they were from you guessed it, Canada.

>>149512075
your people are laundry folders and end table dusters.

>>149512075
I don't know them.

>>149512075
Who did they cheer for?

>>149512075
I have a Filipino coworker and I'm going to bully him now because of this post

I used to know a filipino guy. I dont anymore, and thats great

>>149512075
Did you get Korean barbecue?

Only filipino i know is obsessed with karaoke and came to calgary only to check out the malls we have.

>>149512199
The Flames

your team are the biggest losers of the draft I just read the experts opinion

>>149512294
how do i arouse with the intentions of seductions one of the dozens of Filipino qt's around my neck of the woods?

Jason Robertson is Filipino

>>149512341
what about nic?

>>149512294
holy fucking BASED

>>149512373
I frequently forget he exists but he is also Filipino

do you think Gary pitches or catches if you know what I mean?

>>149512336
ESPN says laffs had the worst draft.

>Tavares
>Marchand
>Perry
>Doughty
>Crosby
>all playing for the Leafs by the deadline
i can imagine this timeline and enjoy the tickling effect of pre 2005 lockout nostalgia it has achieved on my parched from alcohol abuse brain..

>>149506463
>Drouin, Huberdeau, Dubois, Lafreniere, Pelletier

What else do they have in common? Other than being humongous frauds?

>>149512036
>tavares
Just got cucked. He’s not winning anything ever again

>>149512490
they know woman's makeup and 'revitalizors' are simply excess foreskins from 3rd worlders so have to be punished by the systematic workings of Gary's under ice magnets?

>>149512481
Marchand is a winner and he knows the leafs aren’t. He will never go to the leafs

>>149512490
Eternal frogs

Did somebody say frogs?

>>149512075
yeah but morbidly obese to you guys is just normal weight

>>149512564
Marchand have lost two Stanley Cup finals though?

sign this man

Knies' contract is fine but I don't get why >laffs fans are treating it as a steal. Almost 8 millions AAV for a guy who has yet to crack 60 points and now he doesn't have Marner around to feed him tap-ins.

>>149512812
Treliving has a good eye for talent

Jannies are asleep post cars

>Friedman on 32TP says Oilers are considering a change at the goalie coach position.
Kek

>>149512826
True that's why he gave Huberdeau that monster contract

>>149512812
>only looks
>cannot see
Marner was carried hard by Knies. grow up.

>>149512812
S T O L E N
T
O
L
E
N

>>149512826
Like Dummy and the nog?

>>149512842
Conner Brown for Hildeby.

>>149512880
Twitter should have a feature where it shocks you if you say something incredibly stupid

McDavid needs to walk next year and go to the Penguins so Crosby can have One Last Ride

its so warm in apartment brehs my balls are down to my knees

>>149512842
They didn't consider to kick out that jew when Mike Smith chose to get a private goalie coach and suddenly became much better like 5 years ago.

>>149512971
cheap chink plastic. send them back and get a refund from Amazon.

>>149513047
He must be somebody importants kid or sucked the right cock or something because it makes no sense for him to have that job

>>149512672
He won two Stanley cup finals though? He also had incredible solo efforts this scf. No one on the laffs did that

>>149512880
Tavares contract will be the equivalent of $3M Jen

>>149513067
Owner is of the tribe
He is of the tribe

I don't think it's more difficult than that.

>>149511620
monitor on bozo

>>149513110
Usually in sports it's not that on the nose. Buddy must have seen Katz kill a hooker or something.

>>149513139
Locking up like he's Buddy Landell or something

>>149513141
>Buddy must have seen Katz kill a hooker or something.
Not unlikely considering Katz history.

>>149513139
meh fight, 1 connection and a bunch of misses, failed takedown attempt by knies too

Gary is going to punish vegas for tampering with Marner, right?

Within 2 years, Knies will become one of the chosen laffs scapegoats and the lafftards will be shrieking for him to go so they can win the cup they so obviously deserve.

>>149513319
that would take something

>>149513319
he's already proven he has that dawg in him though.

>>149513318
they'll lose a draft pick and just shrug and carry on

Bud+1 is equal to or greater than trb

>>149513331
Lafftards have been doing this for 70 years.

>>149502408
ajax was already a thing in 2006.

>>149513345
That's not fair.

>>149513343
Now he has to prove he can produce without Marner carrying him

I produced a marner this morning

>>149513402
Did anyone tamper with it?

>>149513364
i suppose thats fair. whole retardation thing probably doesny help. two is probably quick though

>>149513413
Not to my knowledge

>>149513395
Marner is only going to decline now especially with his hand eye skills on the PK. and in no way has Mitch proven he has it in him to elevate his game when it matters being allergic to contact.
his Dad is essentially blackmailing his own son to provide a cushy retirement in Las Vegas.

How often do you guys marner? Me? I average probably 12 marners a week.

>>149513086
he was nearly the mvp

>>149513531
Usually once a day, sometimes twice. Takes about 30 seconds.

>>149512971
just like old men in the sauna

>>149513549
What do you eat that allows you to take such swift marners

>>149512971
My AC is set to 79

>>149513531
4-5 liquid Marners before sundown. right on schedule.

>>149513567
Short contracts and no NMCs

>>149513571
Good lord

>>149513531
anywhere from 1 to 4 times a day. depends on stress and sleep

My boy reed timmer caught a big one in SD yesterday

https://youtu.be/ZOJmgbFwWUQ?t=427

>>149513567
I do it every other day and its usually softer than soft serve. I drink about 5-7 rum/cokes a night, though.

>>149513531
Depends on what I eat in a week. Sometimes I can go 4-5 days without taking a Marner, other times it's 4 extremely loose Marner's in one day.

>>149513571
fug

>>149513567
Nothing in particular, I just avoid foods that I know will give me the shits.

>>149512481
Crosby is eternal

>>149513598
>>149513600
Go to the doctors with your loose liquid marners

>>149513593
That was a pretty wicked line of storms that blew through last night. Luckily just a light show and some strong wind at my place.

>>149513620
>>149513620
post that pic of his sister in a bikini. She'd be hot to fuck if you didn't know who was, or what, her brother was/looked like

pretty drunk been playing halo 1 and chugging beers for 3 hours might make some noodles

>>149513641
why's his sister look latina?

>>149513630
I'm glad you're safe fren <3

>>149513630
it's been busy. I think this is going to be a bad year for hurricanes as well.

>>149513654
Based, for me it’s attack on the control room

>>149513654
Based im thinking of digging out the ps3 and popping in one of the modern warfares, I read today people still play it. Or maybe world at war. But I will probably try finish platinming Saints Row 3.

>>149513660
i dunno, but she reminds me of a porn chick i used to whack it to quite a bit

>>149513572
you gotta get some fiber in you

>>149513593
Fug

Kane's already getting acclimated to the mean streets of Vancouver

>>149513683
thats the one i just finished it was long as fuck but fun to blow things up

>>149513685
the older cod games should still have people playing them, i havent bought a cod since black ops 2 and i dont plan to either but last time i played it it was active

How big is your penis /hoc/

>>149513737
>His friends were being held back
By what or by whom?

ask your mom bud

>>149513737
big man on the ice when he has a weapon and the other team is coasting to victory, but gets his ass kicked by some hongcouverians.
kek

>>149513737
i'm sure the video proof that he dindu nuffin will conveniently start several minutes into the altercation

>>149513759
By a fist to the face

>>149513737
>kane was minding his own business
he dindu nuffin'!!!!

>held black

>>149513748
Ask yer mom

>>149513802
My mom doesn’t have a pen0r retard

>>149513737
this has the triad's fingerprints all over it

>>149513822
she has mine anytime she wants...and she knows that

>>149513737
>did nothing wrong
>minding his own business
They need to mention that.

>>149513830
Bussin’

>>149513737
Vancouver showing Allvin what they think of the trade.

>Per @reporterchris and @PierreVLeBrun, paper moves will be eliminated. If a player is loaned to the AHL, they will have to report every single time and they will also have to play 1 AHL game before his NHL club can recalled him.

>

>>149513890
Gary genociding the CBA with no survivors

maybe kane was flaunting his money phone again

>>149513969
gary is well versed in genocide history: pol pot, stalin, mao, young turks.

>>149505421
>the blip in alaska
you know what to do gary

while you were studying the labor theory gary was studying the blade

>>149513737
I thought Vancouver was pretty safe

>>149513809
jen

>Just got DM’d but it seems Evander Kane got jumped last night. At Pierre’s night club in Yale Town #canucks

>>149514110
While you were studying how to labour Gary was exploiting the labour

>>149514149
heard it was by a bald guy with glasses and a korean wife

>>149514174
Gary was on dean's list at cornell

3rd baconator of the day for 2 days in a row

>>149514185
Most of /hoc/ has a G.E.D

i'm seeing A LOT of calling poops marners and you guys had better stop. we decided that we'll no longer call them marners once he's on the knights

>>149514111
It is, so it was probably just Bennett and Tkachuk and not locals

>>149514201
go fuck yourself

>>149513737
LOL

>>149514209
we don't be rude to our friends here

>>149514199
one of the pekkas has a phd

Trying to copy the /hoc/ pwhl player's math test but her beefy shoulders keep getting in the way

>>149514250
Yeah sure he does.

>>149514218
golden showers fans are NOT our friends

>>149514269
cope yes i am

>>149514201

There's a player called Donny Bracco, that's fuckin cool.

>>149514315
I'd call him Donny Brappo just to fuck with him

New Sharks merch just dropped

>>149514149
Good look. Get traded to a new team and instead of being in the gym working to get ready you're going to a night club.
>>149514201
We're gonna ramp it up now when he's playing in VegASS

>sharks
>canada

>>149514335
accidently placed a oilers pic

>>149514349
>We're gonna ramp it up now when he's playing in VegASS
NO we aren't

>>149514274
no. you are not. go die now.

plopped a marner on the strip

>>149514381
someone's having a bad day :(

>>149514335
>Homo night in Canada
If Sean Avery posted this hat people would think it's homophobic.

>>149514363
Oh yes we are.

>>149514408
star wars is gay bro kwab

>zune over miami

>>149514416
Since Disney bought it, yeah.

>>149514392
you know what would make it better. you. dead.

>>149514436
you should head over to reddit, thank that's more your speed.
>>149514455
dream big :^)

bud melty kwab

Just took an absolutely FOUL marner (Las Vegas Golden Knights edition)

>you should head over to reddit, thank that's more your speed.
>this level of projection
Yeah, she's a golden shower reddit tourist, alright.

>>149514469
bro

>>149508201
Wish I did not read this tbdesu

>>149514469
I heard the league is looking into this.

>>149514471
no milly and your 1oa is cursed KWAB

I wasn't drafted

>>149514149
Get the fuck out of my establishment you goddamn ape.

>>149514510
Retard

>>149514510
sorry bro. you'll make it next year

>>149514510
yeah, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but le orange man will change that! prepare for ww3!!!

Copeys lost the plot

>>149512075
kek the syrup 'cord didnt like this one

>>149514544
if ww3 comes, do I still have to wage?

>Look, here's the thing. Marner has earned the right to test free agency, he has done nothing less than given his all to Toronto. It doesn't matter if he's been refusing to talk to them all season long about an extension and it was within his right to refuse to get traded at the trade deadline. And I'm not just saying this because I want Marner to Marner in my mouth and because I'm his hype man, I truly believe Marner is an fantastic player and should definitely get a statue outside Scotiabank Arena for all the hard work he's been doing for the Maple Leafs all these years. Look, Dubas gave him that contract because clearly Dubas though he was worth it and in my mind he's been all that and more.

>>149514605
yeah

>>149514335
Why are women such faggots?

>>149514612
at least give me a meaningful job in a rural area

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149514620
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiit

>>149514620
they both need constant validation, therefore, they both do the same things for attention

>the suspects in the Evander Kane attack in Vancouver has been found

>>149514622
just keep doing the job you have anon

>>149514657
Did they give up looking for Kevin Finnerty?

>>149514658
I will

bud1
mitch1

/hoc/ should have a combine

combine a bunch of fags and retards

If /hoc/ had a combine, i'd be ranked as a generational beer drinker.

Which team will ellen page be following closely on Tuesday for free agency?

>>149514800
>generational
More like end-of-the-line, because we all know you will never reproduce.

>>149514808
There's a movie where she shows tits, she was so cute

>>149514821
you're thinking of hard candy, and that character was somehow less batshit crazy than ellen turned out to be.

when was the last time you had confession?

>>149514817
Jen

trb confessed he was gay when he wrote trb is gay on may 6

>>149514847
That guy really lives rent free in your head doesn't he?

>>149514828
no it was called into the forest

>>149514862
he has a limited income so i let him couch surf sometimes

Could the next thread be flames themed please? Word on the street is connie cooked and has a fat cock

I squat the most out of any /hoc/ poster

>>149514874
what are your thighs lke compared to sids?

squat on this dick buddy

>>149514929
Hi connie how's it going

Squats are for women

I'm probably the best at grilling hot dogs in /hoc/

>>149514941

>>149514885
I can’t compete with him :(

hot dogs are for women

Some girls are bigger than others

>>149514981
based smithsCHAD

I like them big ol San Antonio women

I am a woman

>>149514991
>riverwalk? that's a creek

What they be wearing chuck

>>149514993
YWNBAW

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

can the next thread be big ol women themed

>>149514951
bud made you his woman

>>149515047
new

>>149514988
Says YOU