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6/12/2025, 7:52:07 AM
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This shit is like James Bond going to Q Branch and whatever redditor twink new-Q's new actor is, is walking Bond down a hallway. Just rizzing Q branch up with all the latest upgrades they've made. Top of the line specs, unrivaled performance. Bond is going into his mission with better gear than they've ever given him. And then Q hands him a Bic Pen, a Timex watch, and a Mazda Miata where the only upgrade is that you only become 50% gay by owning one.
If John Wick wants to be Tacticool James Bond then they need to actually serve as covert marketing for the high end shit. Kingsman did this fairly well, basically being an ad for Huntsman and Savile Row in general. He needed to be infiltrating some sort of high end British or German hunting club where a Holland & Holland SxS is considered the poorfag gun and show off the truly bespoke and custom stuff. Fuck it, those super short STGW57s with the fuck off huge muzzle brakes and braces like Ian shot would make for a great muzzle-flash-only sort of fight scene in those movies.
The scene in TGTBATU where Tuco jankily assembles random parts into a pistol is unironically a much better scene of showing a professional in a line of work where a gun is a daily tool figuring out what he needs and finding the perfect combination of parts to meet his standards.
This shit is like James Bond going to Q Branch and whatever redditor twink new-Q's new actor is, is walking Bond down a hallway. Just rizzing Q branch up with all the latest upgrades they've made. Top of the line specs, unrivaled performance. Bond is going into his mission with better gear than they've ever given him. And then Q hands him a Bic Pen, a Timex watch, and a Mazda Miata where the only upgrade is that you only become 50% gay by owning one.
If John Wick wants to be Tacticool James Bond then they need to actually serve as covert marketing for the high end shit. Kingsman did this fairly well, basically being an ad for Huntsman and Savile Row in general. He needed to be infiltrating some sort of high end British or German hunting club where a Holland & Holland SxS is considered the poorfag gun and show off the truly bespoke and custom stuff. Fuck it, those super short STGW57s with the fuck off huge muzzle brakes and braces like Ian shot would make for a great muzzle-flash-only sort of fight scene in those movies.
The scene in TGTBATU where Tuco jankily assembles random parts into a pistol is unironically a much better scene of showing a professional in a line of work where a gun is a daily tool figuring out what he needs and finding the perfect combination of parts to meet his standards.
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