YOU are SPIGOT and you are BORED.
It's Friday and there's still some sunlight to burn.
What will you do today?
>a)ASSEMBLE THE TEAM:
>[1]Start with your pal PANTS
>[2]Or your old chum DEUCE
>[3]Maybe ATANDT?
>[4]Or your main man R-wait who...?
>b)STAY HOME and PLEASURE YOUR DONG