>>213362124

Perfect coordination among all departments: costume, set, cast, photography. Let's actually show the monster just a bit, with a fakeout, a blinking light. "Look, I'm right here" except they won't see it. They'll all be focusing on her butt (or lack thereof). Okay set people, please make up some tube things that rhyme with the monster's head and body so we don't notice the monster. Maybe put little caps on them so they look like penises, like in Giger's pictures. Giger can help if you'd like, he's got lost of plasticene left over. Great, lovely. Action.