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6/28/2025, 9:21:04 PM
>>95972720
Round 9 and things continue to get worse for the Mariks.
When firing a shot trying to finish off the Vulcan, Izak "Bushman" Kahn's Wasp receives an AC/20 enema as Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva's Hunchback appears over the hill and lands a shot that manages to detonate his ammo, causing "Bushman" to go flying through the air in an ejector seat. This leaves "Minute Man" to continue trying to carve up the Vulcan solo.
"Fumbles" sees the Crusader run up towards him, threatening to turn his Spider into a pancake between itself and the Longbow and nopes out, jumping away to safety. He does manage a cheeky shot on the downed Vulcan when he lands.
Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd's luck finally runs out. His Mongoose is finally disabled permanently but it takes the concentrated fire of both Quickdraws to put him down. Generic Soldierman is the one who claims the kill, likely to the annoyance Tito Vulovic whose Quickdraw had been subject to the most harassment of this Mongoose.
Mike 'East' Donna keeps having his Ostsol shot up, especially by that annoying Phoenix Hawk. In a fit of rage he punches the Andurien Phoenix Hawk in the head which strips the armor off and leaves Chester Lee unconscious!
Having successfully beaten the Stalker in a gunnery duel, Pilth Zabur decides that shooting is for pussies and decides to close his Griffin into melee range of the Stalker. It goes about as well as you would expect. The close range barrage cripples his Griffin throwing it to the ground with the next volley likely to finish him off. "Grody" tries to provide assistance and does score several hits but is likely also facepalming right now. "Mumphrey" sensing another opportunity for a kill moves his Wolverine in to support Getti's Stalker.
"Rain Man" continues to unload LRM's at any target of opportunity successfully while Bottom continues to miss.
>>95972771
Not going to lie, I hear the Canopian girls are already lubing up their strap-ons!
Round 9 and things continue to get worse for the Mariks.
When firing a shot trying to finish off the Vulcan, Izak "Bushman" Kahn's Wasp receives an AC/20 enema as Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva's Hunchback appears over the hill and lands a shot that manages to detonate his ammo, causing "Bushman" to go flying through the air in an ejector seat. This leaves "Minute Man" to continue trying to carve up the Vulcan solo.
"Fumbles" sees the Crusader run up towards him, threatening to turn his Spider into a pancake between itself and the Longbow and nopes out, jumping away to safety. He does manage a cheeky shot on the downed Vulcan when he lands.
Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd's luck finally runs out. His Mongoose is finally disabled permanently but it takes the concentrated fire of both Quickdraws to put him down. Generic Soldierman is the one who claims the kill, likely to the annoyance Tito Vulovic whose Quickdraw had been subject to the most harassment of this Mongoose.
Mike 'East' Donna keeps having his Ostsol shot up, especially by that annoying Phoenix Hawk. In a fit of rage he punches the Andurien Phoenix Hawk in the head which strips the armor off and leaves Chester Lee unconscious!
Having successfully beaten the Stalker in a gunnery duel, Pilth Zabur decides that shooting is for pussies and decides to close his Griffin into melee range of the Stalker. It goes about as well as you would expect. The close range barrage cripples his Griffin throwing it to the ground with the next volley likely to finish him off. "Grody" tries to provide assistance and does score several hits but is likely also facepalming right now. "Mumphrey" sensing another opportunity for a kill moves his Wolverine in to support Getti's Stalker.
"Rain Man" continues to unload LRM's at any target of opportunity successfully while Bottom continues to miss.
>>95972771
Not going to lie, I hear the Canopian girls are already lubing up their strap-ons!
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