/btg/ Battletech General - /tg/ (#95968765) [Archived: 652 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:48:43 AM No.95968765
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The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!

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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:50:18 AM No.95968776
Thread theme song
>https://files.catbox.moe/8efk1v.mp3
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:55:59 AM No.95968798
Hauptmann
Hauptmann
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Thread question: There is no question I just think we need to appreciate the Hauptmann more.
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bottom-anon
6/28/2025, 6:25:07 AM No.95968930
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what's your call sign
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:38:27 AM No.95968990
Jotunn Group
Jotunn Group
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And finished them off.
Unless I can think of additions to the markings.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:39:41 AM No.95968994
>>95968930
You fuck a wolf's dragoon one time and your call sign is "white woman" forever.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:26 AM No.95968999
IMG_20250627_223938
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>>95968990
Replies: >>95969120 >>95969296 >>95969333 >>95969414 >>95970132 >>95970246 >>95970262
bottom-anon
6/28/2025, 6:41:17 AM No.95969001
>>95968990
what about some swastikas?
Replies: >>95969162
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:45:13 AM No.95969024
>>95968930
Thrummy-caps
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:05:15 AM No.95969120
>>95968999
Just realized I put the Kingfisher's small laser in the wrong place and forgot to finish the tubes on the Storm Giant, fixed now.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:05:49 AM No.95969122
Fafnir_FMLA
Fafnir_FMLA
md5: aa8641e6e060ebc96c83f5b6c5aec266🔍
>>95968798
>Thread question
When it comes to post invasion Lyran mechs, I'm a big fan of the Fafnir
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:00 AM No.95969123
Hauptmann Proud
Hauptmann Proud
md5: e7d1781d853b9592ca7f59e440be96a0🔍
>>95968798
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:08:24 AM No.95969132
1Cykh8n
1Cykh8n
md5: f2a2d1ba274be5c6b844e614778672c9🔍
>>95969122
If it weren't for the Fafnir I wouldn't even consider playing FCCW.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:13:11 AM No.95969162
>>95969001
What about learning how to paint?
Replies: >>95969230
bottom-anon
6/28/2025, 7:29:19 AM No.95969230
>>95969162
your new call sign is melch-dicks
Replies: >>95969434
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:45:29 AM No.95969296
>>95968990
>>95968999
Detailing the gun barrels and lining some panels would go a long way
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:51 AM No.95969333
>>95968990
>>95968999
Mien fuhrer, these look brilliant. Better than a lot of the stuff posted here and vastly superior to the mess sharted out by a certain namefag.
I'm glad your still here btw.
Replies: >>95969484 >>95972960
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:11:16 AM No.95969414
>>95968990
>>95968999
If you're going to put stupid shit on them, you're better off leaving them as is. They're a nice finish.

Maybe you could even play with these in polite company.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:14:27 AM No.95969434
>>95969230
Yours is crayola
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:57 AM No.95969484
>>95969333
>vastly superior to the mess sharted out by a certain namefag.
This. They're way better than anything that NEA faggot has ever made.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:28:51 AM No.95969496
Hauptmannzeus
Hauptmannzeus
md5: 02313b39149028505675f09a01f43edc🔍
>>95969122
The Fafnir is cool too but the Hauptmann B is everything I have ever wanted from an assault mech
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:06:54 AM No.95969625
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>>95968315
It is doing well, they are slowly making 3D files for the two armies.
Just they decided to start throwing silly BT scale mechs at people too.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:07:58 AM No.95969629
>>95969484
I was on about bottom, and you know it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:16:18 AM No.95969661
It's a slow night at work so I'm going to share a concept I cooked up for a mercenary campaign.

>year is 3025
>a new commercial is airing on holovid sets across the inner sphere
>an idyllic scene of a boy's birthday party in a city park
>birthday boy and his friends are chanting "Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!"
>boys father nervously glances from his watch to a Dominos pizza at the edge of the park
>suddenly the Dominos explodes
>a Thunderbolt painted in Pizza Hut colors strides through the burning ruins
>A pallet of Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizzas hang from a chain clutched in the mech's left hand
>Pizza Thud stomps across the park and sets the pizzas down by the birthday boy
>kids cheer
>camera pans to a wide shot of Pizza Thud with the burning Dominos in the background
>Nobody Out Pizzas The Hut
>Nobody
>Success of this ad campaign prompts Dominos to hire mercenaries to attack Pizza Hut logistics
>Thus begins the Pizza Wars
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:39:24 AM No.95969768
>>95969661
>Little Ceasar's supported by Comstar...
Replies: >>95969944
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:18:00 AM No.95969933
>>95968798
I have always loved the arm-legs from MW4. Gives them a really satisfying heft to the movement.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:22:25 AM No.95969944
>>95969661
>>95969768
>independent pizzerias ally together to form a coalition
>struggling to work cohesively they initially lose ground and members
>eventually fracture into a series of protectorates
>hire mercs and start raiding and pushing back
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:30:06 AM No.95969967
>>95969625
Oh yeah, I remember that. I thought it was a neat idea for a game, it's nice to hear it's still going strong.
>Just they decided to start throwing silly BT scale mechs at people too.
based
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:34:41 AM No.95969986
Rifleman_1_Draft1_1200x1200-2566631420
Rifleman_1_Draft1_1200x1200-2566631420
md5: 152b855473b068e6ff12336adf496ae8🔍
Hear me out: we replace the large lasers on the Rifleman with AC/2s.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:34:49 AM No.95969988
Screenshot_20250628_033434_Chrome
Screenshot_20250628_033434_Chrome
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>>95969661
kek, that's pretty funny actually.
With all the silly fastfood merchandise in existence, I wouldn't be surprised if in BT one of the major pizza chains sold limited Indomech saw blade arms that are shaped like pizza cutters.
Replies: >>95970017 >>95970058
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:38:42 AM No.95970013
>>95969986
The problem with that is the AC/2 is still a ton heavier than the LL, and you'd need to add a ton of ammo on top of that. You'd need to drop even more stuff to compensate, and it's still a pretty heavy loss in damage.
It'd make more sense to do what Janos Marik did and drop the AC/5s instead.
Replies: >>95970028
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:39:45 AM No.95970017
Mama_Mia_Mega_Slicer
Mama_Mia_Mega_Slicer
md5: e2b7ae2795b16088c6bd11a49e9c3fbc🔍
>>95969988
Or a pizza cutter shaped Hatchet. If we can have sword shaped Hatchets, why not right?
Replies: >>95970027 >>95970058
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:42:45 AM No.95970027
>>95970017
Based Mechquest player
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:42:54 AM No.95970028
>>95970013
I was thinking going with lbx 5s and 2s and seeing if there's enough slots left to endo steel it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:49:36 AM No.95970058
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>>95969988
>>95970017
I love circular saw weapons, pity that all saw weapons are so weak in BT.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:14:53 AM No.95970132
>>95968999
>>95969296
Agree. Just brushing the edges with a lighter tone would make them look way better.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:25:11 AM No.95970167
>>95968798
The mech has comes with its own cigar.
What is there not to love?
Also IS deserved way more Omnis before the Dark Age.
>>95969661
Considering that mercs once went rogue over not getting their burgers I could legit see this happening.
>>95970058
Dual saw is surprisingly good against infantry although I suppose if you are in a position to need to use it you have other problems to consider?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:57:51 AM No.95970246
>>95968990
>>95968999
Look nice. Any critiques would be minor. Absolutely table worthy. Appreciate the freehand graphics but I actually really like the canopies.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:06:36 PM No.95970262
>>95968999
>>95968990
They'd look a lot nicer with red flags for contrast. Maybe put a white circle in the middle of the red flag, and something black and easy to freehand, like a crooked pinwheel, in the white circle, for visual contrast.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:27:27 PM No.95970330
>>95969986
So a Jagermech
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:45:52 PM No.95970372
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1750918263879375
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RAW clan and IS weapons seem to cost the same, but for the sake of the RPG what do you think would be the black market mark up for selling and buying clan tech for mercenaries in 3056 near the Draconis Combine and the local periphery?
Replies: >>95972351 >>95972549
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:18:46 PM No.95970471
Turtle Power, Full Company
Turtle Power, Full Company
md5: 1d3205fa7176d9ab94f591711bf6b7d4🔍
>>95969661
I feel like you've designed this idea just for me.
Replies: >>95970505
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:27:10 PM No.95970505
>>95970471
But do we have stats for a Mech-scale Pizza Thrower?
Replies: >>95970556
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:48:13 PM No.95970556
>>95970505
Forget that, a dropship clearly needs to be painted up as a technodrome now.
Replies: >>95970720
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:56:32 PM No.95970577
fpowl9c4esu51
fpowl9c4esu51
md5: 400a43f295327739d5bb2350834eda3f🔍
Fuck I love the Thunderbolt.

That thing carried my lance last night to victory against my buddies clan star.
Replies: >>95970654
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:58:22 PM No.95970586
>>95970058
Meh, they are fun for medium+ after a round of alpha striking/heat build-up.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:13:09 PM No.95970628
1735868809459101
1735868809459101
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People were talking about the lack of succ wars Enforcer variants, and this variant seemed logical to me. Like the 4R it has a big gun in both arms, three weapons total, just enough heat sinks to be neutral when standing still and firing all weapons, and also has a max damage potential of 21 damage total. BV is up slightly to 1,104, and an extra half ton of armor was added to the side torsos and arms, retaining the signature lack of rear armor.

My question is, who would make this modification in universe? Would this be the ENF-4D, a homebuilt modification for prolonged campaigns? The ENF-4K or 4L, a Kuritan/Capellan modification of captured Enforcers? Or a merc refit designed to eliminate the ammo overhead?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:23:40 PM No.95970654
>>95970577
The last time I used a Thunderbolt I was pretty disappointed in it, but in retrospect it did the job of taking hits without dying so the rest of the lance could work in peace.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:29:52 PM No.95970675
>>95970654
What variant did you use and what other mechs comprised your lance? I am probably just rationalizing a memorable lucky streak rather than recognizing anything concrete about the unit.

But yeah, that just about sums up what made my 'Bolt successful last night, it's a tough mech and a good workhorse.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:30:49 PM No.95970682
Photos_ULTOh2gW1P
Photos_ULTOh2gW1P
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I am the Davionman, goo-goo g'joob
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:37:48 PM No.95970720
>>95970556
Which of the torso-cockpit mechs makes the best Krang?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:39:15 PM No.95970728
>>95970675
It was the TDR-8M, the most Thunderbolt of Thunderbolts past the clan invasion.
The rest of the lance was a Crusader CRD-6T, AWS-8T and AWS-9Q.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:41:48 PM No.95970742
>>95970682
Do you have them organized in any way or to represent specific units, or is it just 30 mechs in the same scheme led by their prince?
Replies: >>95970768
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:43:05 PM No.95970747
>>95970682
What mech is that to the right of the Daishi?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:44:46 PM No.95970759
>>95970682
>>95970747
Also the one to the right of the Rifleman, is that a Hammerhands or some weird variant of Warhammer?
Replies: >>95970768
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:46:12 PM No.95970768
>>95970742
Not really, just olive-drab green mechs. Could be either Davions, SLDF, ELH or generic forest camo mercs.
>>95970747
Gunsmith
>>95970759
Battleaxe
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:58:57 PM No.95970810
I have a bunch of unpainted mechs I need to paint, but I can't decide which force to focus on.
I'm at:
11/20 Feddies
8/12 Lyrans
7/12 Dracs
3/12 Capellans.
Replies: >>95970902
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:01:15 PM No.95970819
Photos_L9SNZQaEef
Photos_L9SNZQaEef
md5: 3c164624b8bc51dbe2a25cd366d90d72🔍
and the Steiner lads.
Replies: >>95975870
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:06:09 PM No.95970836
Do you guys even use BV, or do you just go by tonnage? BV 2 apparently still has a lot of problems.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:08:48 PM No.95970845
>>95970836
Going by tonnage really doesn't work outside of grogtech.
Replies: >>95970860
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:11:01 PM No.95970860
>>95970845
It didn't work in grogtech either.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:11:12 PM No.95970861
>>95970836
BV2 mostly works. Going by tonnage mostly doesn't.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:11:59 PM No.95970868
>>95970836
We use BV2 but just as an approximation. If you're doing a generic brawl map it's still useful even if it does a bunch of questionable things like barely valuing armor at all and dramatically overvaluing heat efficiency or C3.

If you're doing a lopsided attacker/defender scenario it becomes basically irrelevant.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:12:07 PM No.95970869
>>95970836
Despite its flaws, BV2 is still miles ahead of going by tonnage.
Doubly so if vehicles get involved.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:22:25 PM No.95970902
>>95970810
seems like you have playable forces for the other great houses so work on them capelans.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:43:22 PM No.95971218
>>95970836
I use BV as an approximate gauge but I also weigh the practical knowledge of how the game works in balancing things too. Especially with Clan stuff and it's insanely high BVs you have to really know how to make judgement calls.

Like if I was running a strict BV balance you could theoretically put one Hellbringer vs two Awesomes, one of which has a 3/4 pilot. That's not going to be a good day for the Hellbringer even if the pilot takes every advantage they can playing peakboo and dancing around weapon ranges.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:53:06 PM No.95971255
>>95970028
I think you just want a jagermech anon
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:56:09 PM No.95971270
9f3
9f3
md5: 9e136a0015c219401aa935e9504ce9fe🔍
Acknowledge Caturday right now or else.
Replies: >>95971286
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:58:50 PM No.95971286
1750449005704355
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>>95971270
With or without catgirl maids?
Replies: >>95971319
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:04:48 PM No.95971319
jfelemental
jfelemental
md5: 90d69e03b0824d77992308a65678c120🔍
>>95971286
>tfw no Technician caste Elemental faildown gf
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:09:51 PM No.95971341
smoke jaguar girl
smoke jaguar girl
md5: 250fc2b27182732111e61efceaf28573🔍
Replies: >>95971346 >>95971419 >>95981084
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:10:32 PM No.95971346
>>95971341
>My face is tired.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:29:17 PM No.95971419
>>95971341
I've always wondered why the Jags wear childrens pantsu?
Replies: >>95971911
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:05:42 PM No.95971651
>>95970262
It's not enough that they're walking NWF flags? Too subtle for you to catch?
Replies: >>95972960
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 6:11:28 PM No.95971683
house_marik_mechwarrior_by_cromwell300_devy1tb-414w-2x
house_marik_mechwarrior_by_cromwell300_devy1tb-414w-2x
md5: 9dac234d42deb8c3ccfa5665f52556a4🔍
Well about to start this.
Quick rundown of settings
- Quirks on
- Fires on
- Pilots count as fled after successful ejection on
- 30x34 random generated map
- Year is 3035

In the Andurien corner we have a mixed force mostly made up of women split evenly between forces from the Duchy of Andurien and Magistracy of Canopus fighting together as one. They spawn in the South.

Anduriens/Canopians - Angsty Anduriens and Friends

Anduriens
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4

Canopians
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4
WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3

Tons: 630 BV: 14944

Opposing them are the Mariks who have sent an all male force specialized in dealing with uppity women. They spawn in the North. Character known as "FUCK ANDURIANS" is going to be called Anon for the duration of this fight.

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Tons: 605 BV: 14536
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:15:59 PM No.95971703
regulans
regulans
md5: c0a65941b57b9d6e58e1a3d5c123efc9🔍
>>95971683
>Already smashed at 11:00 on a Saturday

LET'S DO THIS!
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 6:17:40 PM No.95971716
Round 1
Round 1
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>>95971683
Round 1 and nothing truly to report. Just each side deploying and advancing on each other.

Mariks have adopted a more concentrated formation where as the Anduriens are approaching things as a more staggered line. Both sides started on high ground but are looking to leave it trying to use trees as cover.
Replies: >>95971735 >>95971775 >>95971861
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:17:53 PM No.95971719
>>95971683
I want the two Hunchbacks to duel it out so bad
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:16 PM No.95971735
>>95971716
>bugs are clustering around the Phoenix hawk

Its in their genes I swear
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 6:31:39 PM No.95971775
Round 2 firing
Round 2 firing
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>>95971716
Round 2 and already off to an interesting start.

Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd after insisting everyone follow him has charged off on his own in the East flank which somehow works for him as he manages to get a sneaky hit to a Marik Quickdraw piloted by Tito Vulovic, scoring a clean hit to the LT with a medium laser shot.

Chester Lee and Sanyarae Thaweekarn have somehow managed to find the only rough bit of ground around and gotten their mechs stuck, forgetting they are both piloting designs renowned for being jump capable.

This opportunity causes the Mariks to close in on the stuck Firestarter and Phoenix Hawk. Thomas "Fumbles" Menino wastes no time in closing the distance to take a shot at the Phoenix Hawk LL. The Phoenix Hawk returns fire at the Spider with every energy weapon it has but misses.

As the rest of the Mariks emerge from the trees to shoot the stuck Anduriens also emerge from theres and an open firefight ensues. There are quite a lot of misses on both sides but overall the Mariks come out worse from the exchange.

Cassie Riggs in her Crusader manages to achieve a missile lock on the Orion piloted by Bruno "Mace" Zimms and he takes some scattered LRM hits. Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars Longbow manages to rain some missile hits on Karamond "Hardhead" Majere's Hunchback.

Overall though everyone seems to be picking their own unique individual targets for the moment.
Replies: >>95971861 >>95971930
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:37:57 PM No.95971810
aag733czaeye1
aag733czaeye1
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>>95971683
Go Marik!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:46:59 PM No.95971861
>>95971683
>>95971716
>>95971775
How much of a nogames do you have to be to watch AI play with itself?
Replies: >>95971932
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:54:06 PM No.95971911
>>95971419
Well... why not?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:55:55 PM No.95971924
>>95968765 (OP)
Just got the game and picked the federation suns as a faction. What's your faction and why? I picked it because it reminded me of the roman empire
Replies: >>95971938 >>95971939 >>95971963 >>95972033 >>95972540 >>95975205 >>95977328 >>95977754 >>95977812 >>95977829
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 6:57:13 PM No.95971930
Round 3 firing
Round 3 firing
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>>95971775
Round 3 and things getting even more interesting.

Chester Lee manages to launch their Phoenix Hawk out the swamp they are stuck in and shoots over the head of Sanyarae's Firestarter who screams "Wait for me!" but remains stuck. The Phoneix Hawk lands right in the middle of water right next to some Mariks and a Canopian having a brawl. They spot Serji Baltivor's Stinger and fire a medium laser that strips the armor from the LA. Stunned by this sudden appearance of this Andurien Phoenix Hawk, Serji tries to return fire but misses.

Next to Chester Lee the Canopian Scorpion and Marik Wasp are engaged in a kicking contest and failing miserably at it. Zita "Bracco" Bertoli decides to try and use her Scorpions PPC at point blank but when trying to evade a kick misses and a PPC shot whizzes past the cockpit of a confused Karamond "Hardhead" Majere trying to get their Hunchback to the frontline. Distracted by this PPC flash the Marik Hunchback receives a cheeky AC/2 shot to the LT from a Canopian Vulcan with some more LRM's raining down on him.

Thomas "Fumbles" Menino and Izak "Bushman" Kahn try to shoot at the Scorpion but miss, with the latter managing to miss a target literally 2 feet in front of him.

Tito Vulovic suddenly aware they are being shot at turns their Quickdraw to open up Conrad Murgatroyd with Generic Soldierman and Grady "Grody" Paulsen providing support. They manage to score some laser hits but its not enough to stop the Mongoose closing the gap, scoring a few hits on Tito and fumbling an attempt at kicking the Quickdraw.

Sanyarae Thaweekarn Firestarter meanwhile takes multiple hits from different Marik mechs. Mike 'East' Donna manages to strip their LA armor. Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr nearly cripples her RL and Bruno "Mace" Zimms attempts to rain LRM's down on them but somehow misses a static target.

There are other exchanges of fire elsewhere but they are misses.
Replies: >>95972069 >>95972284
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:57:17 PM No.95971932
>>95971861
About as much as a nogames as those complaining about how someone spends their free time
Replies: >>95972129
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:58:17 PM No.95971938
>>95971924
Wait until you look up the Marian Hegemony
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:58:40 PM No.95971939
My own sun
My own sun
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>>95971924
/btg/ is the land of the Forever GM. We have forces for most major factions. That said, the Suns are a classic. They are major players with good machines in most eras and have a lot of fun political intrigue.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:58:57 PM No.95971941
TBS-2
TBS-2
md5: ebc6dcfae2306672fa6704fc2f06b047🔍
>>95969661
"This 'mech Thunderbolt is fighting his own pizza war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at anchovies, pineapple, or Chicago deep-dish. He's not loyal to a brand or style or any set of ingredients. He trades pizza for money."
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:25 PM No.95971963
>>95971924
I am an aging drunk who watches too many westerns and got into the game by buying secondhand sourcebooks back in 2007, so of course it's the taurians for me.
P1e best sourcebook and everybody who knows agrees
Replies: >>95971974 >>95972840
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:03:08 PM No.95971974
Dan vs the Periphery
Dan vs the Periphery
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>>95971963
>P1e best sourcebook and everybody who knows agrees

1629, Amen.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:10:36 PM No.95972033
Free_Worlds_League_logo
Free_Worlds_League_logo
md5: 31d74e71efd4585f22df4096d1b4a796🔍
>>95971924
My birds are purple.
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 7:19:07 PM No.95972069
Round 4 firing
Round 4 firing
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>>95971930
Round 4 and Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd is still determined to take the East flank solo with his Mongoose likely yelling orders into his comms that nobody is paying attention to. He ends up surrounded by Mariks but is still gunning for Tito Vulovic's Quickdraw managing to score some laser hits. For his troubles the Marik Shad blast a whole into his LA, Anon's Orion manages to open up his RT with an LRM volley and Quickdraws continue to pound at him with lasers. Remarkably he still remains standing after all this.

Generic Soldierman spots Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys advancing up the East in his Wolverine to take shots at the Marik Griffin and decides to unload everything his Quickdraw has but misses.

In the West things are turning into a brawl. The Anduriens are charging up the field into melee. Serji Baltivor on the Marik side is the target of choice as an Andurien Stinger and Canopian Firestarter open up on him but miss. Dani in their Vulcan closes in on him and while distracting the Stinger with mg fire manages to kick the LL out from under him causing his mech to fall to the ground. Thomas "Fumbles" Menino tries to support him against the Vulcan but misses his shots at relatively point blank range.

This does not go all the Andurien way however. Mariks are concentrating fire on the Canopian Scorpion and cause considerable damage to it, opening up the LT. Bruno "Mace" Zimms and Mike 'East' Donna in particular cause significant damage to the mech and if it wasn't for the fact it was a quad it likely would have collapsed from the damage it received.

Elsewhere other units exchange weapons fire but are still missing although Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars is slowly whittling away the armor of the Orion piloted by "mace"

Bottom meanwhile continues to keep missing easy targets as they have been doing since the start of the game cause they are a faggot.
Replies: >>95972206
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:25 PM No.95972129
>>95971932
If you're going to post your masturbation in a public space you better shut the fuck up about being bitched at for it.
Replies: >>95972187
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:19 PM No.95972187
Cry More Toobie
Cry More Toobie
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>>95972129
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 7:42:59 PM No.95972206
Round 5 firing
Round 5 firing
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>>95972069
Round 5 and we have our first casualty.

Serji Baltivo Stinger is destroyed when the Anduriens form a bully circle around his downed mech. Thomas "Fumbles" Menino sees what is coming and bravely decides to run away to fire his medium lasers from a safe distance leaving only Izak "Bushman" Kahn coming in to try and support him who uses his Wasp to focus on kicking and shooting the Scorpion. It is a group effort but the kill credit goes to Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars who manages to deliver an LRM volley that finishes off the helpless Stinger leaving the pilot trapped inside.

In the East the Quickdraws peel off from the Mongoose to deal with the incoming Wolverine. Tito Vulovic manages to score off a series of impressive hits on the Wolverine even scoring a head hit with a laser but its not enough to knock the pilot unconscious. Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys ignores the damage to his mech and charges at the Marik Griffin who is currently distracted with playing a game with who can miss the most shots with the Canopian Warhammer, and manages to shoot several shots into it as well as punch it in the CT. Tito then tries to kick the Wolverine but ends up tripping over himself meanwhile Pilth Zabur surprised at suddenly being punched, kicks the Wolverine causing it to fall over.

Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd is focused on by both Orions and Shadow Hawk only to receive a medium laser hit. He appears to be taunting them both unaware to that there seems to be smoke rising from beneath his Mongoose.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:46:34 PM No.95972231
>>95972206
Jesus that's over kill for a stinger.
Replies: >>95972269
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 7:47:02 PM No.95972232
Round 5 bully circle
Round 5 bully circle
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>>95972206
Some stats

Anduriens
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4
WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3

14399 / 14944 BV remaining (96.35%)
0 light damage, 1 moderate damage, 3 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 0 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5

13950 / 14536 BV remaining (95.97%)
0 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 1 destroyed
Replies: >>95972390
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:50:59 PM No.95972269
stomp
stomp
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>>95972231
Princess does love to gang up on anything that's downed. Even if it only had 1 CT structure remaining.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:52:48 PM No.95972284
>>95971930
>Mumphrey has yet to fire a shot and is lost in the woods with enemies within striking distance

Come on little guy
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:43 PM No.95972289
>>95972206
Noooo, not the mustache! Please say the perfidious Anduriens did not harm Serjis mustache!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:04:53 PM No.95972351
>>95970372
At least 100% considering that it needs to be either taken as trophies, stolen or looted while the guys who killed Clanners didn't have the time to do it themselves.
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 8:11:10 PM No.95972390
Round 6 firing
Round 6 firing
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>>95972232
Round 6 and next casualty.

Mariks insulted what was done to their Stinger unload everything they have in the area on the Canopian Scorpion deleting it from the field. Kill credit goes to Bruno "Mace" Zimms as his LRM volley detonates the ammo of the Scorpion sending Zita "Bracco" Bertoli flying through the air and into the water. They are unconscious but land safely. She can be sold to the Marians at a later date. Serji Baltivor trapped from within the wreckage of his Stinger manages to give the middle finger with a mustached grin to the exploding Scorpion.

Anduriens turn their attention in the West to taking out the Marik Hunchback now trying to swarm it with their lighter mechs. Karamond "Hardhead" Majere isn't taking this shit however laying down and blasts near enough the entire right side of the Canopian Firestarter with an AC/20 blast with support from Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr, causing it to fall to the ground. Before it falls however, the Firestarter manages a lucky mg shot that crits his AC/20 rendering it useless! In a rage he tries to kick the Canopian Vulcan down to the ground as well but only succeeds in striping the armor off its leg. Chester Lee and Dani shoot and kick the Hunchback but only succeeds in making him angrier while Glemmy Zala tries and fails to distract the Marik Phoenix Hawk.

Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd realizing his ass was on fire and he actually has some backup for a change rushes forward to support the incoming Wolverine, trying to shoot up Tito Vulovic's Quickdraw as it opens up on "Mumphrey" doing some damage to his mech alongside "Grody" Shad. Generic Soldierman and Pilth Zabur try to intercept the charging Mongoose but fail to score any hits.

Bruno "Mace" Zimms continues to get bullied by LRM fire from the Andurien Longbow and Mike 'East' Donna is subject to attention from LRM fire from their Crusader.

Bottom continues to miss shots.
Replies: >>95972413 >>95972499
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 8:15:05 PM No.95972413
Round 6 physical
Round 6 physical
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>>95972390
Stats

Anduriens
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4
WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3

Down - SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)

12934 / 14944 BV remaining (86.55%), 0 BV fled.
11 / 12 units remaining (91.67%).
Units: 0 light damage, 2 moderate damage, 1 heavy damage, 1 crippled, 1 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5

13320 / 14536 BV remaining (91.63%), 0 BV fled.
11 / 12 units remaining (91.67%).
Units: 2 light damage, 1 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 1 destroyed
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:17:21 PM No.95972431
So the andurien stalker so far has done... absolutely nothing?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:27:36 PM No.95972499
>>95972390
>Bottom continues to miss shots.
As expected
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:32:42 PM No.95972540
>>95971924
When my dad introduced me to BT as a kid I picked Capellans, because their symbol was green, and catapult is my favourite mech.
Replies: >>95982635
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:34:03 PM No.95972549
>>95970372
Super high, even by the end of the Civil War era clantech is in very high demand and low supply. In the RPG adventure Royalty and Rogues, a jumpship captain agrees to take the PCs to Antallos if they act as security for a black market deal she's doing on an unnamed empty system, and it's implied that she's buying clantech after a loooong time searching for the opportunity to get it.
Replies: >>95977992
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 8:35:06 PM No.95972554
Round 7 firing
Round 7 firing
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>>95972413
>>95972413
Round 7 and things swung back in favor of the Anduriens albeit not by much. Both sides have lost another mech.

Dani Slater manages to score a medium laser hit to the ass of the Hunchback that pierces through its armor after Getti Outheah Stalker manages to strip said rear armor which causes its remaining ammo to explode. This sends Karamond "Hardhead" Majere flying out of his mech and knocking him unconscious resulting in a rather bumpy landing but one he will walk away from.

Mariks respond by focusing down the Firestarter. Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr does most of the damage but it is a kick from Izak "Bushman" Kahn that finishes it off leaving Sanyarae Thaweekarn trapped in the wreckage. Dani also receives some laser fire from "East" Ostsol that opens up their RA but nothing too major at the moment.

"Mace" continues to be pelted by LRM fire from "Rain Man" who is currently living up to his name. "Mumphrey" tries to take advantage of this missile barrage to close in but fails to connect any shots though he does manage to score a kick that makes the Orion nearly fall down.

Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd bored with what is going off in the East charges West to take a shot at the Marik Ostsol scoring a glancing hit to the CT. Mariks try to stop him but all miss him.

Bottom finally scores a hit with a PPC hit to "Mace" hitting the Orion in the CT. Before it can cheer they receive an LRM volley back from the Orion that leaves them nearly just as bad from the hit.
Replies: >>95972570 >>95972725
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 8:38:28 PM No.95972570
Round 7 Physical
Round 7 Physical
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>>95972554
Stats

Anduriens
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4
WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)

12352 / 14536 BV remaining (84.98%), 0 BV fled.
10 / 12 units remaining (83.33%).
Units: 2 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 2 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4

12457 / 14944 BV remaining (83.36%), 0 BV fled.
10 / 12 units remaining (83.33%).
Units: 0 light damage, 1 moderate damage, 2 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 2 destroyed
Replies: >>95972701
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:55:43 PM No.95972679
>>95972206
5 turns in and Minute Man still hasn't been shot at. So far so good.
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 8:58:28 PM No.95972701
Round 8 firing
Round 8 firing
md5: 29a56e8a0dcf1cff412f62a0e34bbf89🔍
>>95972570
Round 8 and things are really heating up.

Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd attempts to shoot up "Mace" Orion and scores some hits on it. Tired of the antics however of this annoying Mongoose "Mace" kicks the light mech that had strayed too close causing it to lose its RL and fall down, losing its RA in the process. When he is about to finish the Mongoose however a Wolverine runs over the hill and flies through the air at the Orion opening fire as it goes. "Mace" turns his Orion to shoot but it is too late, he only manages a laser hit before the head of his mech is kicked clean off by the Wolverine, killing him instantly! The Mariks nearby are stunned at what they saw and those who try to shoot the Wolverine down all miss.

In the West Dani Slater is in trouble. The rest of the Andurien forces have rushed on to concentrate on the Ostsol and she is suffering for it. Her Vulcan is being torn apart by "Minute Man" and "Bushman", the former having done the most damage with his Phoenix Hawk having blown her RA and RL clean off making her Vulcan fall.

Mike 'East' Donna is not too happy about his situation having received weapons fire from an Andurien Stinger and Phoenix Hawk, he then has his LA blown off from an LRM volley from a Longbow that is closing in. The Marik Quickdraws appear to be moving to support but are focusing more on the Vulcan at the moment. His Ostsol takes a glancing blow to the head from the Stinger which annoys him further only to start laughing when the Stinger then tries to kick him and falls down.

"Fumbles" spots the Longbow advancing forward and while the Crusader is busy trying to hit the Marik Phoenix Hawk but failing, he tries to kick the Longbow in the ass. He sadly misses his kick.

Meanwhile Pilth Zabur thinks its a good idea for their Griffin to get into a gun fight with Getti Outheah's Stalker and surprisingly comes up better from the exchange finally manage to land some hits with their weapons.
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Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 9:00:57 PM No.95972720
Round 8 physical
Round 8 physical
md5: 768e29ff3836d2914f80377c69b73cb3🔍
>>95972701
Update

Anduriens
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4
WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)

11510 / 14944 BV remaining (77.02%), 0 BV fled.
10 / 12 units remaining (83.33%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 1 heavy damage, 2 crippled, 2 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)

10823 / 14536 BV remaining (74.46%), 0 BV fled.
9 / 12 units remaining (75.0%).
Units: 1 light damage, 1 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 3 destroyed

12457 / 14944 BV remaining (83.36%), 0 BV fled.
10 / 12 units remaining (83.33%).
Units: 0 light damage, 1 moderate damage, 2 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 2 destroyed
Replies: >>95972755 >>95972882
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:01:38 PM No.95972725
>>95972554
>Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr does most of the damage but it is a kick from Izak "Bushman" Kahn that finishes it off
That's alright. Dylan isn't in this for personal glory. He knows that the most glory comes first and foremost from surviving and winning the battle. My man is shaping up to be a solid assist guy though.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:02:57 PM No.95972739
>>95972701
>"Mace" turns his Orion to shoot but it is too late, he only manages a laser hit before the head of his mech is kicked clean off by the Wolverine, killing him instantly!
Fucking mech karate bullshit.
Col. Murgatroyd
6/28/2025, 9:05:05 PM No.95972755
>>95972720
Thanks for the save Humphreys. That's a Captaincy if you sign on. The Mariks must have been sending choir boys in those heavies. Can't shoot worth a damn.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:06:24 PM No.95972771
>>95972701
>Her Vulcan is being torn apart by "Minute Man" and "Bushman", the former having done the most damage with his Phoenix Hawk having blown her RA and RL clean off making her Vulcan fall.
NICE!
>the head of his mech is kicked clean off by the Wolverine, killing him instantly!
But we just lost 1 of our 2 best mechs and it's the one that had a decent pilot. We're screwed!
Replies: >>95972882
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:11:13 PM No.95972815
>>95972701
I have to say, I really appreciate Princess moving the longbow up into the melee and keeping the hunchback in the rear.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:14:22 PM No.95972840
>>95971963
>P1e best sourcebook and everybody who knows agrees
It's too bad it's not canon.
Replies: >>95972902
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 9:21:04 PM No.95972882
Round 9 firing
Round 9 firing
md5: 833fa728fc3076999cd3ed1500180a30🔍
>>95972720
Round 9 and things continue to get worse for the Mariks.

When firing a shot trying to finish off the Vulcan, Izak "Bushman" Kahn's Wasp receives an AC/20 enema as Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva's Hunchback appears over the hill and lands a shot that manages to detonate his ammo, causing "Bushman" to go flying through the air in an ejector seat. This leaves "Minute Man" to continue trying to carve up the Vulcan solo.

"Fumbles" sees the Crusader run up towards him, threatening to turn his Spider into a pancake between itself and the Longbow and nopes out, jumping away to safety. He does manage a cheeky shot on the downed Vulcan when he lands.

Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd's luck finally runs out. His Mongoose is finally disabled permanently but it takes the concentrated fire of both Quickdraws to put him down. Generic Soldierman is the one who claims the kill, likely to the annoyance Tito Vulovic whose Quickdraw had been subject to the most harassment of this Mongoose.

Mike 'East' Donna keeps having his Ostsol shot up, especially by that annoying Phoenix Hawk. In a fit of rage he punches the Andurien Phoenix Hawk in the head which strips the armor off and leaves Chester Lee unconscious!

Having successfully beaten the Stalker in a gunnery duel, Pilth Zabur decides that shooting is for pussies and decides to close his Griffin into melee range of the Stalker. It goes about as well as you would expect. The close range barrage cripples his Griffin throwing it to the ground with the next volley likely to finish him off. "Grody" tries to provide assistance and does score several hits but is likely also facepalming right now. "Mumphrey" sensing another opportunity for a kill moves his Wolverine in to support Getti's Stalker.

"Rain Man" continues to unload LRM's at any target of opportunity successfully while Bottom continues to miss.

>>95972771
Not going to lie, I hear the Canopian girls are already lubing up their strap-ons!
Replies: >>95972905 >>95973041
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:23:22 PM No.95972902
>>95972840
but then again, what is?
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 9:24:00 PM No.95972905
Round 9 physical
Round 9 physical
md5: edf0316e5292f51b546adc9bb5453ac0🔍
>>95972882
Stats

Anduriens
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=1
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)

10974 / 14944 BV remaining (73.43%), 0 BV fled.
9 / 12 units remaining (75.0%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 2 heavy damage, 1 crippled, 3 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1

9673 / 14536 BV remaining (66.55%), 0 BV fled.
8 / 12 units remaining (66.67%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 1 heavy damage, 1 crippled, 4 destroyed
Replies: >>95972994
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:24:33 PM No.95972911
>>95970628
Actually I've been big into the LLs on the enforcer, if you don't mind later tech and a XL, go up to DHS and endo you can do twin LL (erll) and a AC10. Still armored, and 4/6/4.

Actually I also love it play it on TT, MWO and HBS BT..

I'm the guy who gave the specs of BTAs ENF-AS.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:31:19 PM No.95972960
IMG_20250628_132607
IMG_20250628_132607
md5: 92a0270dc211edb6c58be223a33a1304🔍
>>95969296
>>95969333
>>95970132
>>95970246
Went back over the drybrush highlight on the top half with a lighter edge highlight
>>95971651
That's going to have to be chalked up to "happy accident"
>>95969414
This and the comment above makes putting a balkankreuz on them very tempting
Replies: >>95973056
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 9:36:39 PM No.95972994
Round 10 firing
Round 10 firing
md5: ec399b3f5205d7fe5a31d365b01f4d5f🔍
>>95972905
Round 10 and I have no idea what Anon is doing in the corner?

Pilth Zabur tries to get his Griffin upright but ends up falling over knocking themselves unconscious. This leaves them spitroasted between an Andurien Stalker and Wolverine but surprisingly its an LRM volley from Cassie Riggs's Crusader that finishes his mech off. Getti Outheah though is the one who claims the kill by unloading into the downed mech and an SRM volley kills the unconscious pilot. Bottom fails to steal this kill despite attempting to.

Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr finishes off the Canopian Vulcan causing its ammo to detonate. As Dani Slater flies through the air from the auto eject they hit a tree and break their neck, dying instantly. "Minute Man" narrowly avoids an AC/20 shot from "Hardhead" and could have gone out the same way as "Bushman" did.

Meanwhile Chester Lee has woken up but their mech is being torn to bits from underneath them. Both Quickdraws are ganging up on her Phoenix Hawk.

Sensing another golden opportunity "Fumbles" manages to kick the Longbow in the ass successfully this time.
Replies: >>95973011
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 9:39:34 PM No.95973011
Round 10 physical
Round 10 physical
md5: a90ab8b2ddb2bcfad1b308b25bb2c453🔍
>>95972994
Stats - sure seems Mariks are going out their way to eliminate all Canopians?

Anduriens
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)

10331 / 14944 BV remaining (69.13%), 0 BV fled.
8 / 12 units remaining (66.67%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 2 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 4 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)

8891 / 14536 BV remaining (61.17%), 0 BV fled.
7 / 12 units remaining (58.33%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 1 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 5 destroyed
Replies: >>95973080
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:44:15 PM No.95973041
1688861804713294
1688861804713294
md5: a494d0981704cb2112b90fbff07d3f83🔍
>>95972882
>Izak "Bushman" Kahn's Wasp receives an AC/20 enema
Damn, lasted longer than I thought he would. Give them hell Minuteman!
Replies: >>95975365
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:45:27 PM No.95973056
>>95972960
Yeah, now they pop much better.
Replies: >>95973094
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 9:48:16 PM No.95973080
Round 11 firing
Round 11 firing
md5: cb18dc2ec507247e7c5dfbc213f252e3🔍
>>95973011
Round 11 and seeing that the Canopian Hunchback was coming for him, "Minute Man" decides to jump evade its fire only to land into a bog surrounded by Anduriens and get stuck. Determined to not go down without a fight, he manages to open up the CT of the Wolverine before an LRM volley from "Rain Man" to open up his LT and a kick from "Mumphrey" to send his mech falling down.

Chester Lee meanwhile manages to get her mech upright only to find her Phoenix Hawk surrounded by Mariks and get blasted back down to the ground again.
Replies: >>95973149
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:49:59 PM No.95973094
>>95973056
I think I'll leave the legs as is, depends how up to painting for another couple hours I feel tonight.
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 9:59:24 PM No.95973149
Round 12 firing
Round 12 firing
md5: 44d1deb35f296217403f94122650c2fc🔍
>>95973080
Round 12 and the Marik bully finishes off Chester Lee. Tito Vulovic claims the kill by detonating the ammo, sending the Andurien pilot ejecting. Chester Lee manages to land safely.

This isn't a clean kill though for the Mariks. Mike 'East' Donna Ostsol goes crashing to the ground as he receives combined missile fire from "Rain Man" and Cassie Riggs that cripples his mech. Elsewhere "Minute Man" is in trouble having his LL blown off by "Mosquito Bites" and other Anduriens closing in for the kill with especially the Stalker hovering over his rear torso. "Grody" tries to assist him with his Shadow Hawk but is unable to land a shot.

Meanwhile Anon finally shows up and tries to kill Bottom. No success.
Replies: >>95973153 >>95973174
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:01:08 PM No.95973153
Round 12 physical
Round 12 physical
md5: b4b938728f67c0c6a3a3c1fc9eebed5f🔍
>>95973149
Update

Anduriens
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2

8860 / 14944 BV remaining (59.29%), 0 BV fled.
7 / 12 units remaining (58.33%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 1 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 5 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)

6838 / 14536 BV remaining (47.04%), 0 BV fled.
7 / 12 units remaining (58.33%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 2 crippled, 5 destroyed
Replies: >>95973196
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:04:37 PM No.95973174
>>95973149
Damn your eyes Anon, close in and kill the faggot. (team Andurian btw)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:06:15 PM No.95973184
More models, less /v/!
Replies: >>95973229 >>95973335
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:08:25 PM No.95973196
Round 13 firing
Round 13 firing
md5: 5dc19ea1b9fae2dbfce0acbc9c4aa7c8🔍
>>95973153
Round 13 and RIP "Minute Man"

While "Hardhead" basically destroys the Marik Phoenix Hawk it is Bottom who runs in to steal the kill, finishing him off with a headshot that kills the pilot. In a twist of fate in their eagerness to finish off "Minute Man" both "Mumphrey" and Glemmy Zala get their mechs stuck in bogs.

Mariks try to reform to take on the Crusader but are virtually unable to score a hit at point blank. Cassie Riggs instead inflicts further damage onto the Ostsol and stands firm.

Overall unless some lucky crits or headshots happen its over for the Mariks at this stage but they keep fighting on.
Replies: >>95973206
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:10:48 PM No.95973206
Round 13 physical
Round 13 physical
md5: cbdec198c79cb502ce3afec6ff0d7005🔍
>>95973196
Here is who is left.

Anduriens
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5 K=1
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2

8788 / 14944 BV remaining (58.81%), 0 BV fled.
7 / 12 units remaining (58.33%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 1 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 5 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1 (KIA)

6520 / 14536 BV remaining (44.85%), 0 BV fled.
6 / 12 units remaining (50.0%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 1 crippled, 6 destroyed
Replies: >>95973247
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:16:39 PM No.95973229
>>95973184
It’s literally the board game, gb2 reddit if you want to jerk off to mechs in pride colours or whatever
Replies: >>95973243
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:18:33 PM No.95973243
>>95973229
>AI vs AI videogame is literally a boardgame!
No it isn't.
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:19:05 PM No.95973247
Round 14 firing
Round 14 firing
md5: e7139d3bc15ebec0f6aa2cd4022856c9🔍
>>95973206
Round 14 and Anduriens are closing into brawling distance. More Mariks are going down.

First to fall is Mike 'East' Donna. His Ostsol receives critical damage with the finishing blow attributed to Cassie Riggs. He is trapped under the wreckage of his mech.

"Fumbles" tries to stop the Canopian Hunchback advancing and tries to kick it to stop it going past. Instead his Spider falls on its ass. Whether in confusion or laugher, "Mosquito Bites" misses their target which likely saved the life of "East"

The only success here for the Mariks is Generic Soldierman managing to cripple the Wolverine of "Mumphrey" which causes it to fall but is not enough to outright kill it.

Anon remains on the high ground.
Replies: >>95973263 >>95973274
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:20:35 PM No.95973263
>>95973247
Instead of taking up an entire thread worth of posts how about you record it and just post a youtube or catbox link?
Replies: >>95973290 >>95973302
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:21:49 PM No.95973274
Round 14 just standing here
Round 14 just standing here
md5: 49d390f4d50c66dd3b0beba30525cc98🔍
>>95973247
Anduriens
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4 - K=1
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5 K=1
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2

8494 / 14944 BV remaining (56.84%), 0 BV fled.
7 / 12 units remaining (58.33%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 1 crippled, 5 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1 (KIA)
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3

5742 / 14536 BV remaining (39.5%), 0 BV fled.
5 / 12 units remaining (41.67%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 7 destroyed
Replies: >>95973287 >>95973313
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:24:21 PM No.95973287
>>95973274
I wonder if the reason Anon has spent most of the game doing nothing is because of the crappy piloting? Princess sees the crappy PSR odds, thinks it has a bunch of dead actuators and just hides it in the corner taking potshots?
Replies: >>95973313
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:24:28 PM No.95973290
>>95973263
I'm sorry, is it interrupting something you'd like to post here? A batrep, maybe some models? Maybe you had a burning lore question to ask the thread? You're more than welcome to post it now. The thread doesn't stop just for a community game.
Replies: >>95973316
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:26:30 PM No.95973302
>>95973263
>nooooo stop posting battletech in the battletech board bro, I want to see e-drama between homosexuals instead!
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:28:54 PM No.95973313
Round 15 firing
Round 15 firing
md5: 73ea3acb077f451e67bbe6c1879216f1🔍
>>95973274
Round 15

No kills but a few near misses.

"Mumphrey" very nearly has his head blown off by a shot from Generic Soldierman. It doesn't kill him but his Wolverine has lost its life support.

Tito Vulovic takes a critical hit to his engine from a PPC by Bottom.

"Mosquito Bites" has crippled "Fumbles" Spider with an AC/20 shot and now his mech is on the ground.

>>95973287
I have honestly no clue why he choose to hide in the corner. Only thing I can think of he was too busy ranting about how much he hates fucking Anduriens he forgot to shoot at them?
Replies: >>95973361
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:29:23 PM No.95973316
>>95973290
NTA but if you stop and look there are models being posted in search of feedback and you're sliding that.
Replies: >>95973357 >>95973373
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:33:25 PM No.95973335
>>95973184
Perhaps you have some to post?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:37:38 PM No.95973356
>>95972701
Ouch, my streak of winning characters ended by a kick to the head.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:37:50 PM No.95973357
>>95973316
All the models which have been posted have received feedback though. I'm genuine in wanting people to post models, but that Anon if wants to stop being a salty faggot and ask about painting, I'll oblige him.
Replies: >>95973406
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:38:31 PM No.95973361
Round 16 firing
Round 16 firing
md5: 964af0bc6bfe0504b7006c42d038ae7e🔍
>>95973313
Round 16 and some more destroyed mechs. Turning more into a match of cripples fighting each other.

Tito Vulovic narrowly avoids having his entire CT blown off from an AC/20 hit from "Mosquito Bites" Hunchback.

Generic Soldierman is crippled by "Mumphrey" and Bottom. He is only saved when Anon shows up over the hill and blows up the CT off the Wolverine with an AC/10 shot from his Orion. Bottom does inflict a bunch more damage with a kick though severely damaging the Quickdraw which is now at 14 heat.

After a valiant match playing kicktech, "Fumbles" Spider goes down for good, finished off by a kick by Cassie Riggs Crusader.
Replies: >>95973380
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:40:23 PM No.95973373
>>95973316
I'm gonna be honest man, the vast majority of time when I post models I don't get any feedback at all, even when the thread is silent.
Replies: >>95973464
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:40:45 PM No.95973375
I'm enjoying the bat rep grouchy pants.

Everyone have a nice weekend, that's an order!
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:41:11 PM No.95973380
Round 16 physical
Round 16 physical
md5: 985ba25d5a4be7775222284a060a2c3e🔍
>>95973361
Updating stats

Anduriens
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4 - K=2
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5 K=1
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=1

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1

7784 / 14944 BV remaining (52.09%), 0 BV fled.
6 / 12 units remaining (50.0%).
Units: 1 light damage, 1 moderate damage, 0 heavy damage, 0 crippled, 6 destroyed

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7 - K=1

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1 (KIA)
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5

4077 / 14536 BV remaining (28.05%), 0 BV fled.
4 / 12 units remaining (33.33%).
Units: 1 light damage, 0 moderate damage, 1 heavy damage, 1 crippled, 8 destroyed
Replies: >>95973419
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:45:50 PM No.95973406
>>95973357
You've been given a very reasonable suggestion on what to do, noone elses batreps take more than 2-4 posts, your play-by-play is taking a lot of thread space, so much I'll offer a non-video alternative to that:
Make a dedicated thread and link that here.
Replies: >>95973428 >>95973456 >>95973498 >>95975665
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:48:18 PM No.95973419
Round 17 firing
Round 17 firing
md5: 7ea272e22c4bee375e613bfef701364b🔍
>>95973380
Ooft.
Round 17 and sucks to be Mariks

They have lost both their Quickdraws now, both to CT destruction. Cassie Riggs claims Tito Vulovic and Bottom claims Generic Soldierman. Both are trapped in the wreckage. Only success here is that "Grody" manages to kick the Crusader to the ground with his Shadow Hawk but he ain't likely to survive for long.

Just going to add stats to this one. Not bothering with mechs remaining or status now.

Anduriens

CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4 - K=2
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 - K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5 - K=2
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=2

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1

7784 / 14944 BV remaining (52.09%)

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6
ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7 - K=1

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1 (KIA)
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1

2133 / 14536 BV remaining (14.67%)
Replies: >>95973438 >>95973498
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:49:11 PM No.95973428
>>95973406
>You've been given a very reasonable suggestion on what to do
Here's another: deal with it
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:51:21 PM No.95973438
Round 18 firing
Round 18 firing
md5: 271cc9bf1ad4da13aea965582abd32ef🔍
>>95973419
Round 18 and fairly uneventful except for the terrible shooting.

Cassie Riggs Crusader manages to fall on its ass and despite all the firepower being thrown at the Shadow Hawk, only just scrapes to 20pts to damage to force a PSR which "Grady" fails.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:52:43 PM No.95973446
These simulations will get a lot better once megamek team finish their new AI and the duchess system.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:53:49 PM No.95973456
>>95973406
You have not given any reasonable suggestion, you've whined and demanded that everyone else conform to your whims. The suggestion undermines the people who want to play along, watch the blow by blows of how their characters perform, and ride the tension of the battle, and give commentary as it unfolds. And even if I were to, via head trauma, find what you were demanding of me reasonable, I couldn't. because I'm not Tripfag.

Your next post had best contain mechs or batreps, or you are a certified shitstirring faggot.
>I-I don't have to listen to you
But we all need to obey you. Right.
Replies: >>95973469
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:55:20 PM No.95973464
>>95973373
And which are you? Manic, bottom, the guy who posted one rifleman with tape and a bunch of threats?
From what I see in /btg/ the only who ones who don't get feedback either paint above everyone elses level and don't need it, or are truly shitty but have made it clear they do not want to improve at all.
Replies: >>95973528
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:56:20 PM No.95973469
>>95973456
Again, NTA, I've made 3 posts now on this topic.
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:57:15 PM No.95973478
Round 19 firing
Round 19 firing
md5: 191513212381c95309ea270540f104bd🔍
>>95973438
Round 19 and here is something I didn't expect.

Cassie Riggs manages to fall down and hit her Crusaders head off a rock, destroying her mechs head and killing her.

"Mosquito Bites" claims a third kill when her AC/20 detonates the ammo in the Shadow Hawk. "Grody" does eject but dies in a rough landing.

Anon charges in finally and misses absolutely everyone.

Anduriens

STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6
STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 - K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5 - K=2
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=3

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4 - K=3

6338 / 14944 BV remaining (42.41%)

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7 - K=1

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1 (KIA)
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6 (KIA)

1210 / 14536 BV remaining (8.32%)
Replies: >>95973488 >>95973501 >>95973508
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 10:59:34 PM No.95973488
Round 20 firing
Round 20 firing
md5: b84c445e773f62e869823e8d83343e56🔍
>>95973478
Round 20 and Anon is not going down without a fight. He actually manages to blow off Glemmy Zala's Stinger LA with an AC/10 shot and doesn't take that much damage from the Andurien forces.
Replies: >>95973499
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:01:41 PM No.95973498
>>95973406
It's a once a month mini event where anons get to watch a match unfold with dudes they got to roll for, and enjoy the chaos. Relax, you're going to come back here tomorrow and everything will be right with the world.

>>95973419
I'm late but, LET'S GO RAIN MAN! Very pleased my boy actually contributed, I was really worried he was going to try throwing fists.
Replies: >>95973650
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 11:01:47 PM No.95973499
Round 21 Physical
Round 21 Physical
md5: 9608f914daae756384940132a302841b🔍
>>95973488
Fucking hell. Round 21 and Anon nearly blows the CT off the Stinger and kicks the Hunchback to the ground!
Replies: >>95973532
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:02:24 PM No.95973501
>>95973478
I'm gonna be honest, I was really expecting the Crud to die early on in an ammo explosion, but she basically ended up being MVP... and dying to a head hit on a PSR is just fucking hilarious.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:04:25 PM No.95973508
>95973406
Cry harder, redditslopper

>>95973478
Marik bros.... its all ogre..... our mustaches are lost...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:05:44 PM No.95973511
IMG_2827
IMG_2827
md5: 2eeb0a0aa39ce13a44a4c2bc2aca7f95🔍
Question:

Who here has actually used the Hatamoto-chi in a game (specifically the HTM-27T)?

If so, how does it perform, any tips on how to get the most out of it? Just curious as I’m about to use it for the first time.
Replies: >>95973532 >>95973541 >>95973569
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:11:06 PM No.95973528
>>95973464
None of the above. I haven't bothered posting anything recently since most of my paint jobs go unreplied.
Also, people reply constantly to the shitposters just because they're shitposters. Maybe you should go back to your alternate reality where they're ignored. It sounds nice.
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.95973532
Round 22 Physical
Round 22 Physical
md5: 1e2b216e330063102c8ff67beced017b🔍
>>95973499
Round 22 and I swear if Anon somehow clutches this win there will be shitposts for weeks about Purple Bird Strong.

He destroyed the Andurien Stinger, the Canopian Hunchback nearly broke its legs getting up and although he took just a fuckton of damage including nearly losing his head, lost an arm and on the ground, he's still fighting!

Anduriens

STK-3F Stalker Getti Outheah 4/4 - K=1
LGB-7Q Longbow Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars 4/4 - K=1

Canopians

WHM-6R Warhammer Bottom "Faggot" Anon 3/5 - K=2
HBK-4G Hunchback Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva 3/6 - K=3

Down
SCP-1N Scorpion Zita "Bracco" Bertoli 4/6 (Canopian)
FS9-H Firestarter Sanyarae Thaweekarn 3/5 (Canopian)
MON-67 Mongoose Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd 3/4 (Canopian)
VL-2T Vulcan Dani "UWU" Slater 3/3 - K=1 (Canopian) (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Chester Lee 2/2
WVR-6M Wolverine Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys 4/6 - K=1
CRD-3R Crusader Cassie Riggs 4/4 - K=3
STG-3G Stinger Glemmy Zala 4/6

5639 / 14944 BV remaining (37.73%)

Mariks - Marik Wife Beaters Militia

ON1-K Orion Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" 4/7 - K=2

Downed
STG-3R Stinger Serji Baltivor 5/5
HBK-4G Hunchback Karamond "Hardhead" Majere 3/4
ON1-K Orion Bruno "Mace" Zimms 4/4 - K=1 (KIA)
WSP-1A Wasp (slightly used) Izak "Bushman" Kahn 3/4 - K=1
GRF-1N Griffin Pilth Zabur 4/5 (KIA)
PXH-1 Phoenix Hawk Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr 3/4 K=1 (KIA)
OTL-4D Ostsol Mike 'East' Donna 2/3
SDR-5V Spider Thomas "Fumbles" Menino 2/5
QKD-4G Quickdraw Tito Vulovic 4/6 - K=1
QKD-4G Quickdraw Generic Soldierman 2/5 - K=1
SHD-2H Shadow Hawk Grady "Grody" Paulsen 4/6 (KIA)

653 / 14536 BV remaining (4.49%)

>>95973511
I personally treat it like a tankier Warhammer but thats just me.
Replies: >>95973604
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:14:36 PM No.95973541
>>95973511
I haven't painted mine yet...
The 27T seems extremely simple, so I'm not sure what your question is really asking. Shoot the PPCs in a heat neutral pattern (2-1-2) and use SRMs if you're close enough and crit seeking.
Replies: >>95973573
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:25:27 PM No.95973569
>>95973511
It's basically a Thug. Drive it like a Warhammer that can do kung-fu. You're gonna run hot, but riding the curve is a required 3025 skill. Load some infernos if you can.
Replies: >>95973921
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:26:15 PM No.95973573
>>95973541
> so I'm not sure what your question is really asking
Well not every mech is as straightforward as it might initially seem.

Take the Axeman, it has a giant fuck-off axe; hell, it’s the mech’s namesake! So one might be forgiven for thinking that the best strategy for using an Axeman is to run up and bonk people with its titular axe. But that would be incorrect, with the better strategy being to lean into its ranged weapons and only bonk when/if the opportunity arises.

The HTM-27T did seem straightforward enough, but I just wanted to verify that.
Replies: >>95973658
Tripfag !COR/KEPAHM
6/28/2025, 11:37:24 PM No.95973604
Round 23 Physical
Round 23 Physical
md5: 4cb5f9575b2e37c19b6d18427f2b21bf🔍
>>95973532
Round 23 and its over.
Anon with a few better placed shots could have killed the Hunchback as well but it was not to be.
He went down a final time but in a final act of defiance he crashed his mech in a way that destroyed it. His death was his, he denied the Anduriens their victory! His last words were "FUCK ANDURIENS!"

Logs:
Raw https://files.catbox.moe/sskocu.txt
entity https://files.catbox.moe/4wc02o.txt

According to the aftermatch report kills stand at:
Shanta "Mosquito Bites" Deva - 4
Cassie Riggs - 3
Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS" - 2
Bottom "Faggot" Anon - 1
Bruno "Mace" Zimms - 1
Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr - 1
Murphy "Mumphrey" Humphreys - 1
Zita "Bracco" Bertoli - 1
Izak "Bushman" Kahn - 1
Dani "UWU" Slater - 1
Tito Vulovic - 1
Generic Soldierman - 1

Know this doesn't really tally exactly with what saw but believe it is not quite counting pilot deaths either through lethal damage or ejection correctly.

MVP's

Anduriens

Cassie Riggs was unlucky at the start but really shinned at the end.
Archibald "Rain Man" Rathars was very consistent providing LRM support as and when needed.
Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd confused the shit out of Marik lines with his Mongoose antics. Doubt Anduriens would have had success they had without the confusion it caused.

Mariks

Izak "Bushman" Kah and Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr worked insanely well together and did cause a fair bit of trouble for the Anduriens.

Worst

Anduriens

Bottom "Faggot" Anon basically was ineffective the entire match only coming in to kill steal. The constant misses were laughable.
Zita "Bracco" Bertoli charging in to melee with a Scorpion was just dumb and suicidal.

Mariks

Pilth Zabu I have no clue what they were doing with their Griffin. Attacking a Stalker at close range from the front was beyond suicide.
Anon "FUCK ANDURIANS", although did redeem himself at the end he could have turned things around if he showed up earlier. Rest of the Mariks were frankly just unlucky rather than bad.
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Col. Murgatroyd
6/28/2025, 11:43:48 PM No.95973625
vindication
vindication
md5: 1d2d1db1be4b6ecfa80f23d4d8f8e8c6🔍
>>95973604
>Colonel Conrad Murgatroyd confused the shit out of Marik lines with his Mongoose antics. Doubt Anduriens would have had success they had without the confusion it caused.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:45:32 PM No.95973632
>>95973604
This one was fun. Definitely played out better with simpler terrain. It ended up being more lopsided than I had expected considering the spread of tonnage, skills, and BV.
Replies: >>95973658
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:51:44 PM No.95973650
>>95973498
The only "anons" confirmed supporting this are longtime trolls who are regularly banned for being literal cancer.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:54:29 PM No.95973658
>>95973573
Talking about the 2N when it comes to Axman cause that is surprisingly good especially when paired with LRM boats. Only wish it had more ammo.
>>95973632
Think the Mariks just got really unlucky with some rolls. Having their Hunchback rendered ineffective to a lucky machine gun crit pretty much made things game over from there.
Replies: >>95973768 >>95973910
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:18:19 AM No.95973768
>>95973658
The Orion getting kicked in the head was a big blow against the Mariks. Even with its armor sandblasted off, it could have stood for a few more turns and done some serious damage.
Replies: >>95973957 >>95974336
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:43:36 AM No.95973910
>>95973658
Always thought a dual mrm20 axm-2n would be a sweet urban brawler.
Replies: >>95973957
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:45:13 AM No.95973921
>>95973569
Yup it's a Samurai Thug. There's that weird underwater one, but lets be fair everything for water is weird in this game.
No shock there's an MRM one.
The best thug is the broken min max'd clan tech ones. I think there's one with ERLLs too but CERPPCs on a thug yes please!

Is there a heavy PPC hatmoto? There should be.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:49:09 AM No.95973950
>>95973921
There is, the 30T
Replies: >>95974088
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:50:00 AM No.95973957
>>95973768
That was honestly quite funny.
>>95973910
In my heat I thought there was one then I realized I was thinking about the Hatchetman. Yeah definitely should.
>>95973921
>Is there a heavy PPC hatmoto?
You mean like the HTM-30T?
Replies: >>95974088
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:12:24 AM No.95974088
>>95973950
>>95973957
Thanks I just hit Sarna ... well, it's a mech that's as nice as I'll comment. Actually I like it just don't dig the armor, never been a fan of that or reflective.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:22:01 AM No.95974125
>>95973921
The production version of the underwater one isn't even that weird. It's down a few tons from its underwater gear, but it's still hitting with snubbies and LRMs above the waterline.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:27:29 AM No.95974155
>>95972701
MUMPHREY YOU INBRED HERO YOU DID IT
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:46:22 AM No.95974260
What in the fuck kind of name is Murgatroyd
Replies: >>95974349
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:57:30 AM No.95974307
thisfigginguy
thisfigginguy
md5: c27a93783e4a160ab1effb5cbc11699e🔍
Replies: >>95974945
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:02:35 AM No.95974336
1000006874
1000006874
md5: cc114f202438bd5b1265e023529bc990🔍
>>95973604
>>95973768
Mumphrey deserves an honorable mention because once he finally got on the thick of it he took over for the mongoose tying down the east side and did some major hits. The inbred twit brought the family name some pride, hes still not invited to family functions though. Pic related.
Col. Murgatroyd
6/29/2025, 2:03:49 AM No.95974349
snagglepuss
snagglepuss
md5: 8a200ef8b74fdd2556e9a533545dfdc5🔍
>>95974260
It's a real name, and I chose it because I like Ruddigore. But Conrad's troops would always make Snagglepuss jokes at his expense.
Replies: >>95974402
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:03:49 AM No.95974350
1651089238660
1651089238660
md5: 665ff37a2a24d6423469ba0590b2cbca🔍
>>95973604
>Izak "Bushman" Kahn and Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr worked insanely well together and did cause a fair bit of trouble for the Anduriens.
Kahn didn't know Zephyr for long, but he's gonna raise a glass in his memory. Overall a fun batt rep. Thanks anon for all the work you put into these.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:10:38 AM No.95974402
>>95974349
Jesus Wept
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:59:34 AM No.95974690
>>95973604
Just checked in to the thread, I wasn't expecting much when I rolled a 4/4 crusader, but Cassie has earned a spot in my FWL force.
Thanks for running this one.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:22:21 AM No.95974808
>>95973604
Soldierman continues to live in ignominy, now with the shame that the worst pilot in 3 games took him down.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:44:07 AM No.95974945
>>95974307
What happened to this channel? Where is he?
Replies: >>95974964 >>95975034 >>95975757
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:47:15 AM No.95974964
>>95974945
IIRC too much time and effort, insufficient ad revenue.
Replies: >>95975319 >>95975757
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:05:34 AM No.95975034
>>95974945
I really wish he had just finished the last video for the 3025 tier lists before walking away though, so close to putting a clean end on the project and he just leaves at 90%.
I know his goal was to eventually do one for every era, but just finishing one off would've made a huge difference.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:31:06 AM No.95975152
>>95973604
This is a victory for small tits?
Replies: >>95975200
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:38:32 AM No.95975200
>>95975152
That hunchback killed like 4x its tonnage.
Replies: >>95975256
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:39:42 AM No.95975205
1736919197207833
1736919197207833
md5: 7d45b07f291896e4b06645521bdece13🔍
>>95971924
Fronc Reaches. I figured if the setting as a whole is about the dangers and stagnation of feudalism and socialism, then Fron Reaches represents the chances of a new beginning.
Replies: >>95977314
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:48:29 AM No.95975256
>>95975200
One of the only times I've seen a Hunchback do its job and not get mission killed 3 turns in
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:57:15 AM No.95975291
IMG_20250628_205447
IMG_20250628_205447
md5: 06043ecab2e278fc6c6c9ebe09ee8d9c🔍
Got around to the legs after all, saved time by only doing the front and outer sides with a few touches to the inner sides.
Replies: >>95975313 >>95975534 >>95975870 >>95976581
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:00:48 AM No.95975313
>>95975291
Looks kinda flat to be honest.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:01:07 AM No.95975319
>>95974964
Good riddance then. Sick of people doing Youtube as a job. If you're not making videos as a hobby for fun, then you shouldn't be making videos at all. The guy clearly never cared about Battletech.
Replies: >>95975334 >>95976045
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:03:38 AM No.95975334
>>95975319
Wrong, he cared quite a bit, so much that given a choice between playing and having fun, or making videos for a trickle of income, he chose to play.
Replies: >>95975381
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:08:13 AM No.95975365
>>95973041
Well, he tried, but there was just too much. If we hadn't lost our good Orion to a head kick and if our bad Orion had actually joined the fight before the rest of us died, maybe things would have gone differently.
Oh well, such is life.
>>95973604
>Izak "Bushman" Kah and Dylan "Minute Man" Zephyr worked insanely well together and did cause a fair bit of trouble for the Anduriens.
Did we though? Well, I guess ultimately I've only got your word on it. Maybe I'm being too harsh, but as an MVP, I mean surely someone else on that Marik side did more. Maybe I'm just bitter because Minute Man was killed by bottom of all people.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:10:12 AM No.95975381
>>95975334
>making videos for a trickle of income
Read what I said. Videos should be made because someone wants to make a video, not for income. You're also incorrect in trying to state it as an either/or scenario, when he could clearly still do both if he wanted to.
Replies: >>95975397
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:12:36 AM No.95975397
>>95975381
You read, a man only has so much free time in life, he could spend that making videos for ungratefuls, or he could spend it playing the game.
Replies: >>95977057
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:14:44 AM No.95975408
Who is the Big Boss of battletech?
Replies: >>95975427 >>95975431 >>95975534 >>95975689 >>95975694 >>95976188 >>95976448 >>95976489
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:16:57 AM No.95975427
>>95975408
Me
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:17:30 AM No.95975431
>>95975408
Clan Wolverine, so badass that all the clans had to come together and engage in politics, espionage and nuclear warfare to fuck them over.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:37:55 AM No.95975534
1751167465382224
1751167465382224
md5: 763516d79cfdc05f23e69e245d975561🔍
>>95975408
This guy >>95975291
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:58:54 AM No.95975638
Something I've wondered with how space travel here works: if you're traveling from Planet A to Planet B in the same system, do you still need JumpShips for that?

I know you need JumpShips to travel from System A to System B (provided you have star charts) but what about say, Sirius V to Sirius VI? Do you need a JumpShip for such a trip?
Replies: >>95975658
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:02:31 AM No.95975658
>>95975638
No, jump points are per system, not per planet.
Replies: >>95975693
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:05:00 AM No.95975665
>>95973406
these batreps are the most enjoyable thing thats been in these threads, you can fuck off
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:11:30 AM No.95975689
>>95975408
>who initiated a campaign of global (galactic) insurrection in the name of acting as a counterforce against a far-reaching conspiracy of powers and organizations, acting as a great satanic figure while at the same time a satanic figure that shook the very foundation of the setting but ultimately fucked everything up
One contender for that crown in BattleTech even has the damn eyepatch.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:12:59 AM No.95975693
>>95975658

So for someone wanting to go to Mars from Terra/Earth prior to the Amaris Coup, he or she would need to bear a month of travel in a DropShip?
Replies: >>95975732 >>95975734
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:13:41 AM No.95975694
>>95975408
>who initiated a campaign of global (galactic) insurrection in the name of acting as a counterforce against a far-reaching conspiracy of powers and organizations, acting as a great satanic figure while at the same time an inspirational figure that shook the very foundation of the setting and whose image and exploits are reflected in modern military thought and aesthetic but who ultimately fucked everything up
One contender for that crown in BattleTech even has the damn eyepatch.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:23:47 AM No.95975723
lostech haul
lostech haul
md5: 2a1431a0e1d3f18f9e9c94dad90a735f🔍
This must be how people in universe feel when they stumble upon lostech caches
Replies: >>95975728 >>95976424
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:25:06 AM No.95975728
>>95975723
Nice! Where did you get those? I would love that OG citytech. Willing to do a few photos.
Replies: >>95975745
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:25:50 AM No.95975732
>>95975693
Going anywhere you need to do a month of dropship flight just to go to and from your jumpship.
Insertions typically take weeks.
Replies: >>95975829
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:25:58 AM No.95975734
>>95975693
Dropship travel yes, a month no. Dropships in setting can accelerate constantly, so at standard 1G acceleration and accounting for mid-transit turnover the time between Earth and Mars would be roughly 2 days at closest approach or 5 days at the farthest.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:29:41 AM No.95975745
>>95975728
Pulled it at my local game store's swap meet. I payed $5 for all four, but turned around and sold the warhammer box to someone else for $5, so they were functionally free.

All three boxes are open and seem to be missing stuff. There's no plastics in the Citytech box, for example. I'll have to go through and see what all I have later.
Replies: >>95975796
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:33:14 AM No.95975757
>>95974945
>>95974964
Running a store is far more profitable than running a YouTube and streaming. Although, for some reason, he had to get a financial advisor in to tell him that
Replies: >>95977070
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:45:12 AM No.95975796
>>95975745
Wow, still a steal for "free" plus good of you to pass the WH stuff to a fan.
Happy for you anon. Def would like pics but no rush.
bottom-anon
6/29/2025, 6:46:37 AM No.95975804
smug_anime_girl_button_tumblr_inline_ofy3xy49fB1tjt59d_540
>>95973604
Once again, it was all thanks to me. I'm sure if anons checked the logs we'd find that I contributed far more than the tripfag let on.

I dedicate this victory to all bottoms across the Inner Sphere.

Thanks for running this.
Replies: >>95975807
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:47:44 AM No.95975807
>>95975804
>to all bottoms across the Inner Sphere.
Does VSD really need more victories dedicated to him?
Replies: >>95975870 >>95976057
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:54:25 AM No.95975829
>>95975732
Less than a week in most systems. Not much more than a week in the rest.
Replies: >>95976086
bottom-anon
6/29/2025, 7:02:41 AM No.95975870
PXL_20250625_162817890
PXL_20250625_162817890
md5: 25d15c162b6e96f9ec9156d704c7e206🔍
>>95975291
Looks fine, good job. Your blue highlighting looks a bit more pronounced than the green highlights? Could either tone down the blue or add in a tiny bit of green highlights? idk. It's good enough I suppose.

are you still only using craft paints?

>>95975807
Only good fedrat is a dead fedrat.

>>95970682
>>95970819
These are insanely boring from that distance? Close up shot of a couple maybe? Hard to tell what's going on with these.

Nice work with the basing & uniformity. Any plans for cockpits or decals/coloured portions? Like giving each lance a coloured pauldron or stripes or something?

This is still WIP, experimenting with paint markers. Probably gonna hit it with some gunmetal/silver and then some inks at some point.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:51:02 AM No.95976045
>>95973604
>Zita "Bracco" Bertoli charging in to melee with a Scorpion was just dumb and suicidal.
Ugh, I wonder if my ill-fated reroll was the cause. Prrincess decided that was the best use of her instead of shooting, so a 3/5 might have had a different fate. Oh well.

>>95975319
>If you're not making videos as a hobby for fun, then you shouldn't be making videos at all.
It's not the 2000's anymore, youtube is about ad revenue and algorithmic enslavement. Hobbyists get no views.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:53:13 AM No.95976057
>>95975807
Victor was definitely a top. Omi was about as submissive as a woman is physically capable of being while still alive, and Katherine definitely wanted someone to master her.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:00:36 AM No.95976086
battletech system transit times
battletech system transit times
md5: 793bf7ac210dffa45a15d1ec61d59df0🔍
>>95975829
Most inhabited stars are G or K. The Sun is G2
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:30:41 AM No.95976188
>>95975408
Stefan Amaris
Replies: >>95976357
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:59:56 AM No.95976271
Nice
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:12:23 AM No.95976307
1733446750661
1733446750661
md5: d81a8e4aa25c7c256a0a1130c8b988f5🔍
>>95969122
Nothing more satisfying than landing those 25 damage slugs
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:30:04 AM No.95976357
>>95976188
but stefan was a total bitch that became a gibbering mess at the slightest hint of danger
Replies: >>95976393
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:41:20 AM No.95976393
>>95976357
Yeah, I know. I don't know anyone past 3025.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:49:23 AM No.95976424
>>95975723
Nice score, bro. As somebody with a complete 2nd ed. Citytech, you aren't missing much with the minis. Best thing in there are the Battlespace maps if they came with the lot.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:54:31 AM No.95976448
motivator724909
motivator724909
md5: e097c1d08183dedf9b6076d55520161d🔍
>>95975408
The real Thomas Marik, a.k.a. The Master.
Replies: >>95977795
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:09:29 AM No.95976489
1577910672629
1577910672629
md5: 966d6797e18ef27ed982cef523bdf780🔍
>>95975408
Do you Remember now?
[Man Who Sold The Free Worlds League starts playing]
Replies: >>95977837
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:14:53 AM No.95976504
I’m a bit autistic so I’m gonna try to run a force of Crab/Nightchanter, Piranha, Hammerhead, Marauder and Marauder 2. Is this lore accurate?
Replies: >>95976509 >>95976513
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:16:22 AM No.95976509
>>95976504
I can't possibly think of a situation where that would be a lore accurate force aside from an extreme DA fringe case merc group
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:17:59 AM No.95976513
>>95976504
That is a lore-accurate 3150 Shartfox force. If that's not what you want, you best try again.
Replies: >>95976515
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:19:17 AM No.95976515
>>95976513
Shartfox?
Replies: >>95976524 >>95976625
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:22:10 AM No.95976524
>>95976515
Clan Diamond Shark/Sea Fox/Space Jew
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:36:43 AM No.95976581
>>95975291
Beautiful
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:45:48 AM No.95976625
file
file
md5: 113092eea939f71079600794bcaa5d2c🔍
>>95976515
Fox Patrol.
It is even sniffing its butt on the emblem.
Replies: >>95976786 >>95976823
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:35:59 AM No.95976786
>>95976625
Starting to think the 3150's era really should be called Yifftech
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:05 AM No.95976823
>>95976625
Mozilla is going to sure him for trademark infringement.
Replies: >>95977035
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:51:01 PM No.95977035
>>95976823
>copyright
>for that logo
Lol, lmao.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:04:17 PM No.95977057
>>95975397
>or he could spend it playing the game.
Gosh you're dumb. You really believe people can just play the game whenever they want at any time. Battletech is a social game which requires setting up a time to play with friends. When you're available won't only line up with when they're available. Videos could be made when not playing the game if he wanted to. If you ever manage to complete the 2nd grade you might realize this and again, not attempt your pathetic either-or scenario when it clearly is not one.
Replies: >>95977819
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:07:47 PM No.95977070
>>95975757
>Running a store is far more profitable
Must be why so many hobby shops go out of business after a few years and are always talking about running on razor thin margins.
Replies: >>95977162 >>95977173
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:23:33 PM No.95977115
I wanted to try making my hand at a schizoid 3025 mech, how did I do?
Replies: >>95977132 >>95977162 >>95977339
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:28:50 PM No.95977132
1726435813686779
1726435813686779
md5: 4c7e61ce0e7ddcecdb6de2e762f23184🔍
>>95977115
The voices told me not to attach an image.
Replies: >>95977141 >>95977162
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:32:22 PM No.95977141
>>95977132
Needs an ac 5. Drop a large laser and some heat sinks
Replies: >>95977183
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:41:32 PM No.95977162
>>95977070
A product that won't sell can make or break a hobby shop. I legit know some fags who stocked Battletech said they will not be purchasing anything further from CGL to do with Clans because it just sits on their shelves gathering dust.
>>95977115
>>95977132
This seems like someone slapped a Victor and Zeus together with none of the strengths of either but all the weakness of both.
Replies: >>95977187 >>95977200
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:44:38 PM No.95977173
>>95977070
It wasn't a hobby store, last I heard
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:47:23 PM No.95977183
1742953324419333
1742953324419333
md5: 9537a1eeb0e606ed29bc91bae7aa6bc7🔍
>>95977141
This actually brackets quite well with the heat. You fire the LL/AC5/LRM-5 while skirmishing (enjoy your 5/6/7 short ranges lol), The LL/AC5/MLs below 6 hexes, and then the MLs/SLs/Flamers when you're at kicking range.
Replies: >>95977187 >>95977228 >>95977384 >>95978240
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:48:47 PM No.95977187
>>95977162
This one >>95977183 kinda feels like a big shadowhawk now.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:52:28 PM No.95977200
>>95977162
I read it as a fat jumping WHM-6R with the weapons scrambled.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:57 PM No.95977228
>>95977183
This feels like a mech from the 1980s where they were matching up mech stats to art and had to give it 3 jump jets because they were a ton short.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:09:16 PM No.95977266
How come they made FCCW a matter of bro Victor vs massive bitch Katherine? Wouldn’t it have been more interesting if there was any reason to be sympathetic towards Katherine’s cause?
Replies: >>95977288 >>95977360 >>95977712 >>95977847
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:13:44 PM No.95977288
>>95977266
You shut your mouth, Katherine was a saint.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:19:44 PM No.95977314
>>95975205
Garupan? In MY btg?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:21:33 PM No.95977328
marian_flag
marian_flag
md5: 725c5b38d415c9019f350b58e00f9853🔍
>>95971924
Funny, I picked mine because it also reminded me of Rome
Replies: >>95977366
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:23:57 PM No.95977339
1733509938540802
1733509938540802
md5: 2b7fdb5feedd8d799ef7629c97671c17🔍
>>95977115
Get on my level.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:30:28 PM No.95977360
>>95977266
The only problem with the plot is that she became the Steiner Princess.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:32:33 PM No.95977366
>>95977328
But why is their symbol a WoW undead?
Replies: >>95977636
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:36:35 PM No.95977384
>>95977183
This is a peak tabletop loadout, imagine trying to use this in an actual Mechwarrior game lmao
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:45:34 PM No.95977636
>>95977366
Because Marians that march against the FWL are already dead, their bodies just haven't realised it yet
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:03:21 PM No.95977712
IMG_0545
IMG_0545
md5: 46b89e5905b3c207f08a2a5669a2a237🔍
>>95977266
The problem is that the novels do not care about the history of interstellar society. They’re space opera built around individual personalities. it doesn’t really matter if Katherine is a conniving bitch that much for purposes of the former; we’d have to think of the reasons (economically, culturally, etc) why populations of hundreds of planets would support her. Likewise, these teeming billions will have no clue about the true nature of Victor’s personality — what must have been his policies or, at any rate, for what policies was his public persona the symbol?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:13:24 PM No.95977754
>>95971924
republic of the sphere because they have cool mechs and devlin stone and stone's brigade are awesome
Replies: >>95977764
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:14:46 PM No.95977764
stone rant
stone rant
md5: 421085a809a13c738a82cbd30f41457b🔍
>>95977754
today i will remind them
Replies: >>95977817 >>95978261 >>95978337
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:21:18 PM No.95977795
>>95976448
You know, of all the different art styles they've tried over the years, I think those hideous early 2000s CG models are my least favorite.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:23:56 PM No.95977812
>>95971924
I jumped from 40k and chose the most evil faction (Dracs), because I like shit stirrers.
Replies: >>95977821
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:24:35 PM No.95977817
>>95977764
Guilty as charged. But I'm trying to improve.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:25:31 PM No.95977819
>>95977057
If you're soooo smart, why don't you send that in an email to nerdy then?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:25:38 PM No.95977821
>>95977812
Dracs are a good faction to play around with, you can be as ruthless or a honorable as you want.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:27:39 PM No.95977829
reinforcement
reinforcement
md5: 973a81d0f69d1da223d643925bfb6415🔍
I managed to get some more mechs painted for my Davion and Kurita forces. Very much looking forward to learning how to play with my brother when he gets here. Hopefully we'll even manage to get in a company strength game with some cardboard punchouts but we'll see. Anyway, I'm enjoying learning how to paint but its not easy. I struggle with fine detail work, stripes, hard to reach places. I admire most of what I see posted here. That Nazi is one hell of a painter thats for sure. I'll try to post a battle report once we get our first lance vs lance game in.

I've decided to name my Davion force the Davion Guard Special Operations Group (DGSOG) as a reference to MACVSOG. The Kuritan forces are the 2nd Sword of Light's Jin-Roh Assault Panzers (JAP). I know some of these mechs aren't favored by the factions I've painted them as. My headcanon is that the FedSuns received some Griffins as part of the FedCom accords, and the DCMS purchased some Vindicators through a trade deal attached to the Treaty of Kapteyn. Any other inconsistencies I chalk up to salvage. Thanks for reading my bullshit and thanks for any feedback on my painting.

I'm glad you guys enjoyed my Pizza Wars concept
>>95971924
I'm painting FedSuns and Kurita because they are the two houses I enjoy the most, I'm new to painting and they have some fairly simple paint schemes. I like the FedSuns because I am an uncultured American and they are easy for me to identify with, I like Kurita because Samurai, and they are assholes. Long run, I'm gonna paint my own homebrew mercs.
Replies: >>95977894
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:28:40 PM No.95977837
>>95976489
it looks like there's a bit of doodoo on his forehead
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:31:28 PM No.95977847
>>95977266
Unironically, FCCW would have been way more interesting and make more sense if Katherine was leading the Fedsuns half and Victor was leading the Lyran half.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:43:17 PM No.95977894
>>95977829
griffins are common enough that everyone in the IS has them, vindicators are a capellan mech but again everyone can have them although more common among the factions bordering capellan and getting spare parts could be a pain
Replies: >>95977939
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:50:47 PM No.95977939
>>95977894
>more common among bordering factions
My understanding was that the capellans don't typically sell Vindicators to just anyone, I already have a salvaged commando in my Kuritan force and I reasoned that a 2nd Sword of Light formation would have ready access to spare parts for most of its mechs. So, the Kuritans bought Vindies via Kapteyn. Honestly I thought griffins were rare outside of Lyran space. Love learning new things.
Replies: >>95978016 >>95978208
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:51:44 PM No.95977946
i picked up the davion box with the thunderbolt which comes with 2 cockpit options. do they match with a specific loadout, or is it just aesthetics?
Replies: >>95978212
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:59:07 PM No.95977992
>>95972549
We just finished that adventure, although I altered that event.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:05:44 PM No.95978016
>>95977939
yeah acquired via salvage.

As for the Griffin it was used by the SLDF and everyone in the succession wars using them and all but the capellans having a factory that makes them
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:39:12 PM No.95978208
>>95977939
Fun fact. The Caps sell Vindy's to anyone, but they strangle the spare parts if you don't work for them. It's why the chassis is less common outside their borders. They use it as a carrot for mercs under their employ.
Replies: >>95978265
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:40:23 PM No.95978212
>>95977946
The cockpit options are classic and project phoenix (the post-3067 variants). The actual variant is supposed to be a phoenix variant.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:43:32 PM No.95978240
>>95977183
You made a weird striker
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:45:44 PM No.95978254
All issues of The Heatsink fanzine dropped at the dropfolder.
Replies: >>95978333
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:46:19 PM No.95978261
McKinnon Fultons
McKinnon Fultons
md5: 8aca01dab3830ebf5f624174040a7613🔍
>>95977764
The disarmament is actually pretty much as bad as the meme. In 3145, after 10 years of rearmament, you have 1/3 the mech forces of darkest 3025. If you read the novels, only something like 2.5 regiments of mechs made it under Fortress in 3135 before Levin pushed the button. A measly battalion of Steel Wolves nearly took Terra in 3134. The RAT's for ED: DA support this with the agromechs in there for major forces in 3132.

Also, Stone was a sonnovabitch who used MD pheromone tech to make people like him, and focused on raping the people that used to be on his side as soon as he woke up instead of his enemies. Eruptio was a total shitshow.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:46:55 PM No.95978265
>>95978208
Yeah, Capellans more or less pay their mercs in Vindicators and Vindicator accessories. Which is fine as long as you keep working for Capellans, since the Vindicator is a solid medium mech, but an issue if you want to switch employers since the Vindicator uses proprietary parts only produced by the Capellans.
Replies: >>95978290
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:52:02 PM No.95978290
>>95978265
None of these self-imposed restrictions matter if you just pick your mechs on the basis of what you think looks cool.
Replies: >>95978298
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:53:20 PM No.95978298
>>95978290
Thank you for your unsolicited opinion. Now please place it in the trash where it belongs.
Replies: >>95978454
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:01:22 PM No.95978333
>>95978254
Are they double heatsinks?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:02:30 PM No.95978337
>>95977764
DAs biggest offense is that it was associated with clickytech. Its second biggest offense was creating FedCom 2.0 and having it last about as long and do fuckall.
Replies: >>95978354
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:06:18 PM No.95978354
>>95978337
The whiplash in real life of "Hey, you thought everything ended on the 3rd meeting for the 2nd SL, but guess what? Everything literally blew up 10 seconds later. Also, here's your shit 50-year disarmament timejump." Ghost War was literally on the bookstore shelves at the same time as Endgame. Plus the FLGS saying regular Battletech was dead for nearly ten years afterward. Fuck everything.
Replies: >>95978520 >>95978536
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:25:59 PM No.95978454
>>95978298
>unsolicited opinion
You're having this conversation in a public space open to input from anonymous users, that's the solicitation.
If you don't like it, take it somewhere private.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:38:47 PM No.95978520
>>95978354
The time jump was shit but its that last part of your post. If DA was just a shit time jump it wouldnt have been as disastrous it was everyone shoving blind boxes for a different game that killed it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:41:49 PM No.95978536
>>95978354
Jihad was hinted about, it just probably wouldn’t have been quite as retarded if it weren’t for people having to use it to fill in the blanks between DA and FCCW. Someone should do a 4-hour autistic video essay about Battletech’s development after FASA
Replies: >>95978539 >>95978762
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:42:54 PM No.95978539
>>95978536
I can give it to you in a word:
Fanfiction.
Replies: >>95978770
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:51:04 PM No.95978579
What happened to Sven van der plank?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:59:05 PM No.95978615
IMG_3787
IMG_3787
md5: 2a92997d77669849dcad6d0035bac061🔍
I finished up this Ebon Jaguar today, along with a point of Stormbird battle armor. I like these bases a lot more than the old ones I have on my other Snow Ravens, so I’ll probably have my hands full re-doing the old bases to this standard.
Replies: >>95978727 >>95978817
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:18:16 PM No.95978727
>>95978615
super painting job anon, esp the BA!!! I hope to get one 1/5th as good one day.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:03 PM No.95978762
>>95978536
>Someone should do a 4-hour autistic video essay about Battletech’s development after FASA

I could do that. Maybe one day I will.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:24 PM No.95978770
>>95978539
I mean more the stuff that was going on irl behind the scenes rather than lore
Replies: >>95978818
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:38:14 PM No.95978817
>>95978615
This is cool. Though maybe add a decal/freehand number on the weapon/shoulder?.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:38:17 PM No.95978818
>>95978770
>We have just acquired the license to this IP so we must shake it up to put our mark on it!
Replies: >>95978855 >>95978870
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:44:48 PM No.95978855
>>95978818
Except the new people were literally Jordan Weisman and the OG people. He was trying to kill his own baby to make a buck on physical gacha, and it worked. It was only the Porchman and his lackeys that saved the old boy.
Replies: >>95978867 >>95978870 >>95979044
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:47:03 PM No.95978867
>>95978855
>Porchman and his lackeys that saved it
LMAO!
Maybe from a shareholder perspective, but Battletech didn't need saving, clickytech didn't "kill" it, people have been playing real Battletech the whole time.
Replies: >>95978872
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:47:56 PM No.95978870
>>95978818
>>95978855
This Jordan Weisman is a shit business owner from a fan standpoint he makes companies and IPs just to sell them off and move onto the next thing
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:48:04 PM No.95978872
>>95978867
>Renegade Legion brain.hpg
Replies: >>95978916
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:58:28 PM No.95978916
>>95978872
Dead games are objectively the best games, Battletech is only able to survive being "supported" and remain stable because the playerbase doesn't give a shit about metamaxing, so the rules don't need to go through sweeping changes on a regular basis to break any meta.
Replies: >>95978980
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:09:56 PM No.95978980
>>95978916
I will say this games playerbase is the only one I've seen that actually encourages using shitty bottom tier stuff.
Replies: >>95981711
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:23:46 PM No.95979044
>>95978855
>Except the new people were literally Jordan Weisman and the OG people
Some of them were, yes.
But consider this from the "Ship of Theseus" perspective, if you slowly replace every part of a ship from journey start to end, there are arguments both ways that the ship is the same ship and that it is a new ship.
However, if you merely take some of it's parts and combine them with other new parts to build an entirely new ship in a different configuration , however slight the difference in form, there is no argument that the ship is the same, it's got a new shape and a new name, it's a new ship.
Wizkids was not FASA, CGL is not FASA.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:19:11 PM No.95979309
Which Battletech novel have you reread the most times? It's not exactly high literature, but I porbably reread Measure of a Hero every 3-4 years or so.
Replies: >>95979319 >>95979437 >>95979820 >>95979996
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:23:22 PM No.95979319
>>95979309
ghost of winter (1 time) but i instantly jumped into By Blood Betrayed
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:44:26 PM No.95979437
>>95979309
Hunters of the Deep. Serpent was peak Battletech.
Replies: >>95979462
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:51:48 PM No.95979462
>>95979437
This doesn't make sense.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:52:52 PM No.95979820
>>95979309
GDL novels, Highlander Gambit, Wolves on the Border.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:57:25 PM No.95979845
ppc_close
ppc_close
md5: 92071b91b2eb427ecafa49d7fe7f0610🔍
So what actually causes the minimum range issue for the standard PPC and how does the ER variant fix this?
Replies: >>95979858 >>95980056
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:01:18 PM No.95979858
>>95979845
Particle inhibitors that are there to prevent feedback cooking your mechs circuits. You can disable them if you don't mind risking cooking your electrics.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:24:56 PM No.95979996
>>95979309
I have only read a few BT novels and none of them more than once.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:37:29 PM No.95980056
>>95979845
As the other anon said, it's a safety feature. The Blue Shield basically inverts the particle damper to fuck with incoming PPCs.
It's something you could argue should have reduced damage or even a whole different profile similar to a flamer rather than missing for minimum range, since a failed shot could still make a sort of particle sandblaster as they fail to coalesce into a beam up against a too-close target. It would probably kill infantry pretty good.
Replies: >>95980104 >>95980164
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:44:05 PM No.95980104
>>95980056
It also makes a weird case for the PPC beam itself not really being a beam at all up to the minimum range, so you'd just have a weird glowing effect that becomes more opaque until it's actually the iconic azure bolt almost 100 meters out.
Replies: >>95980254
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:58:24 PM No.95980164
>>95980056
It's just harder to hit.
Replies: >>95980392
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:11:54 AM No.95980254
>>95980104
Would probably be a cool effect if done in visual media, like a quick glow from the gun before the beam just pops from it. PPC's always get the best stuff in visual media, such as getting all the fuzzy particles when firing it and being on the receiving end.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:24 AM No.95980392
>>95980164
Yes, but it's "harder to hit" because your big energy beam is being dampened, rather than it being off target. You've got it pointed in the right direction, but it won't do damage because the beam just isn't a beam yet.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:07:42 AM No.95980581
6ad4232af5503dbc81b19e35769ff925b5636d76
6ad4232af5503dbc81b19e35769ff925b5636d76
md5: 15aaa794af08f8b22763a3d6605ee166🔍
Did the WoB/Comstar ever design a dropship for the purpose of carrying a level II into battle? Know there is a Triump variant that was build for level III's but I am looking for something smaller roughly on par with a Leopard. Been scanning through TRO's and just can't find anything that fits the bill?
Replies: >>95980640 >>95980778 >>95981737
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:20:19 AM No.95980640
>>95980581
A Union can carry 2 level 2s.
Replies: >>95983195
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:47:12 AM No.95980778
>>95980581
They had the shipyards to refit anything however they wanted, so swapping out the aero bays for more mech bays on a Leopard would be very easy for them.
Replies: >>95983195
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:24 AM No.95981084
1632401498.sharlin_smokejagfin200edit2
1632401498.sharlin_smokejagfin200edit2
md5: 2b603329383ecdfc90045bb8dcdf29ec🔍
>>95971341
Replies: >>95981092 >>95981130
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:47:48 AM No.95981092
>>95981084
>We wuz starleeg n' sheeit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:55:02 AM No.95981130
>>95981084
>the clan everyone portrays as black
>its totem is a pit bull half breed

Poetry
Replies: >>95981159 >>95983195
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:00:36 AM No.95981159
>>95981130
>clan everyone portrays as black
And then they got cleansed from existence for being uncontrollably violent.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:47:27 AM No.95981361
Lore question: how hot is it supposed to be inside a mech cockpit outside of combat lore wise? I once heard that even cool running mechs get hot because of the engine after a few hours, just not as much as when you start firing your guns but couldn't find a source of that. I'm asking decide whether or not PCs should be drenched in sweat or cool after getting out of their mechs for immersion.
Replies: >>95981370 >>95981411 >>95981427
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:49:58 AM No.95981370
>>95981361
Outside of combat, the pilot should be fine. Thats why the mech have heat sinks. The problem starts when you start firing weapons...or have a damaged engine shielding.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:00:09 AM No.95981411
>>95981361
Heat management systems in a mech keep the pilot "comfortable" rawdogging a nuclear reactor. It's still warm in a cockpit and with the strenuous nature of piloting, pilots that get into actual combat will probably want a towel even if they end up not firing any weapons.

It's not normally going to be cooking them though, so some moderation is in order. Pouring sweat should probably be reserved for pilots who're redlining or riding in genuine pieces of shit.
Replies: >>95981448 >>95981470
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:01:59 AM No.95981427
>>95981361
It depends on date, by the 3070's they'll be cool, chill and fine even during combat. Its only during the periods of tech going to shit that the personal cooling equipment goes to shit.
All that imagery of hot sweaty babes wearing nothing but panties and a water jacket is dated for the second succession war and later.
Outside of combat nothing will be hot.

>I once heard that even cool running mechs get hot because of the engine after a few hours
Thats not how it works. Mechs run on fusion reactors, the heat isn't from some "engine" warming shit up around it, the heat comes from the literal massive amounts of energy used to generate ungodly hot particle beams, which gets drawn through the mech.
Same for traditional weapons, as traditional ordinance literally explodes, and everyone knows how guns work, it heats up.

These are fusion reactors, fusion reactors do not work by boiling water, like fission reactors do, fusion reactors work through direct neutron to electron energy transfer.
Btw we can already do it irl, there are means to convert neutron radiation and beta rad directly into useable electricity.
Replies: >>95981465 >>95981531
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:05:07 AM No.95981448
>>95981411
I hate refugees headcannoning shit.. You can literally hug a BT fusion engine, they run cold, like cold-cold by themselves. The entire reason the XL's are so large is specifically because they cannot run cold when at the same volume as standards.
Replies: >>95981520
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:08:18 AM No.95981465
Elemental GF
Elemental GF
md5: c3bbd57903c69c59f7a840408379d206🔍
>>95981427
>All that imagery of hot sweaty babes wearing nothing but panties and a water jacket is dated for the second succession war and later.
And people wonder why Succession wars and Clan Invasion are the most popular eras.
Replies: >>95981526
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:08:48 AM No.95981470
>>95981411
It's actually the myomer that gets stupid hot. Running generates 2 heat, being exposed to a wide soaking heat from a Flamer also generates 2 heat. Myomer runs through the entire mech and is constantly in use, meaning it's constantly making the whole mech stupidly hot. A mech with no armor would probably steam in atmosphere just from the heat of its muscles moving. The heat sinks are part of an elaborate heat management system that distributes internal and external heat relatively equally through the whole unit. This is why the cockpit gets hot, but it's also why you don't immediately die when a flamer or inferno missile hits your mech's head. It's very hard to concentrate heat anywhere on a mech while its heat system is working.
Replies: >>95981520
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:17:54 AM No.95981520
>>95981470
Thank you; saved me the trouble of bitching. Not to mention any displays and circuitry will have some waste heat. A 'comfortable' pilot would still sweat after long periods in the cockpit.

>>95981448
By the way, you can't literally hug a BT fusion engine, it's a fictional device in a tabletop robots game. Even if I'm not being a pedant, a fusion engine could safely be described running 'cold' if it was only a dozen or so degrees above ambient, since if it was running 'hot' on a scale of a fusion reaction, it would be flash igniting anything near it. That would still make you want to turn on the A/C.
Replies: >>95981542
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:19:16 AM No.95981526
Infantry Scale 2
Infantry Scale 2
md5: 12c7dfe603dc97df6f1568777ef15fb0🔍
>>95981465
i wouldn't want a elemental gf ngl
Replies: >>95981536 >>95981546 >>95981586 >>95983195
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:20:55 AM No.95981531
>>95981427
I would like to highlight a real life example of heat in vehicle ballistics being an issue.
Presumably it's similar for most tanks, but in particular the type 10's 120mm gun can fire one shot every three seconds. It can't do that for extended periods, only like 3-5 shots per burst, because after a few shots it's getting so hot that parts of the breech will be so hot that it melts into a useless block of metal at best and outright explodes at worst.
Firing full size cannons like that in actual autocannon-style bursts produces an ungodly amount of heat that require a lot of thermal mass or futuristic heat sink systems to deal with. Firing a 200mm gun in bursts every ten seconds like some AC/20s do would be insane.
Replies: >>95981548
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:21:25 AM No.95981536
elemental-gf
elemental-gf
md5: c31c57f92b72367d3c72531603f38370🔍
>>95981526
They can be high maintenance.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:22:37 AM No.95981542
>>95981520
Except we specifically know people can and do activelly touch the outside of the engines and describe them as literally cold. The jury-rigged way of figuring if the shielding is broken or not is seeing if any part of the assembly exterior is warm.

It is the literal entire point as to why the extralights's are so huge in comparison to standards, as the XL is lower in mass but needs a much higher volume to reach the same neutral cold point.
Replies: >>95981576
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:23:04 AM No.95981546
>>95981526
>I don't want healthy and strong warrior sons
Very beta/s0i of you.
Replies: >>95981561 >>95981567 >>95981590
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:23:10 AM No.95981548
>>95981531
And that doesn't get into the energy weapons. How much energy does the average PPC shot need to even fire?
Replies: >>95981575
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:26:08 AM No.95981561
>>95981546
Yeah anon, giantism is only a fetish for a few people. For me it only works if its a 9ft tall monster with a monster cock, for humans i'd rather they be my own height.
Replies: >>95981573 >>95981613
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:27:03 AM No.95981567
>>95981546
>freebirth kids
>healthy and strong
Replies: >>95981578
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:28:23 AM No.95981573
>>95981561
9 feet isn't "giantism" giants in /tg/ context are 12ft+
This is just a big strong woman in a non-wokejoke sense.
Replies: >>95981586 >>95981625
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:28:38 AM No.95981575
>>95981548
like 1 ton of standard armor tanks like 300k joules or something, so you can math from there
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:28:51 AM No.95981576
>>95981542
I'll concede the fusion engine point. The last time I read a BT novel was literally twenty years ago-- however the cockpit of a mech is not going to be a comfortable 20 degrees C unless you force it to be.

Pilots are generally going to sweat absent extremely nice gear, in which case they'll sweat only a little. We'll add it to the list of minutiae for the next pride month fiction anthology to explode over.
Replies: >>95981586
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:29:24 AM No.95981578
>>95981567
It's in the lore that there are freebirth elementals because their parents went into the labour castes.
Replies: >>95981612 >>95981652
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:31:00 AM No.95981586
>>95981573
refer to the scale >>95981526

>>95981576
Your house isn't 20c unless the outside is 20c without you forcing it to be. If its at ambient temperature thats just normal.
We were talking the 50celsius+ which are present during combat.
Replies: >>95981597
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:32:09 AM No.95981590
>>95981546
Your ancient manly man warrior ancestors didn't go for she-hulk, they went for the cutest, daintiest flowers they could kidnap from the other tribe, and that resulted in more strong, successful warriors like themselves.
Excessive musculature is unusual on women for a reason. If you think it takes a strong woman to birth strong sons, you are just insecure in your own strength.
Replies: >>95981616 >>95981637 >>95981662 >>95981695
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:32:42 AM No.95981597
>>95981586
Do you not know how to convert metres into feet?
Replies: >>95981602
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:33:12 AM No.95981602
>>95981597
280cm is about 9'2
Replies: >>95981625
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:34:22 AM No.95981612
>>95981578
Are members of other castes besides warriors able to earn blood names for achieving excellence within their own caste?
Replies: >>95981654
bottom-anon
6/30/2025, 4:34:32 AM No.95981613
Screenshot_20250629-023708
Screenshot_20250629-023708
md5: 9c2fe03ace8b4b0f96e25209fab491e9🔍
>>95981561
Replies: >>95981662
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:35:05 AM No.95981616
>>95981590
No, choosing dainty women is a relatively recent trend in history and it has led to the chinless weak wristed manlets of today.
I'm one of the farming anons ITT and I want me an Amish/Hutterite tier of woman who can handle real work, if Elemental grade women were real I'd be in on that.
Replies: >>95981640 >>95981643
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:36:05 AM No.95981625
>>95981602
That's what I said >>95981573
Replies: >>95981662
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:37:33 AM No.95981637
>>95981590
relativity, it's fact that average men can overpower top athletic grade women, so an athletic grade man can overpower an elemental woman, making her "dainty" relative to him.
>inb4 NO
Phelan Kell did it.
Replies: >>95981671 >>95981694
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:38:20 AM No.95981640
>>95981616
All right, so they grow them big *and* dumb on the farm planet?

(Just joking, also greetings fellow descendant of the Anabaptist diaspora. Alberta?)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:38:32 AM No.95981643
>>95981616
>choosing dainty women is a relatively recent trend in history
No. That women inherently produce less muscle mass them men means that muscular women were less successful at reproduction, men were not choosing the muscly women to make babies. Same for how women are on average inherently shorter than men.
Big, muscly women is not the normal preference, it is a fetish, and it has been that way for many thousands of years into prehistory, probably before humans were even humans.
Replies: >>95981646 >>95981657 >>95981675
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:39:27 AM No.95981646
>>95981643
>Big, muscly women is not the normal preference
And you may also note that big manly men are also no longer the norm,
Correlation!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:40:31 AM No.95981652
clan ghost bear elemental
clan ghost bear elemental
md5: 71ac5180df650d538208dfab0410d3dd🔍
>>95981578
Just date a redneck girl and get it out of your system, anon.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:40:41 AM No.95981654
>>95981612
No. Bloodnames are for warriors only. That said, the other castes do imitative behavior unofficially. Like famous Scientists have "Worknames" where they use the last names of famous scientists like Tesla or Bohr.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:40:59 AM No.95981657
>>95981643
Ancient european humans used to fuck neanderthal women.
Replies: >>95981695
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:42:50 AM No.95981662
image_2025-06-29_233918120
image_2025-06-29_233918120
md5: 3e38226a272a4c561b341e8b152c4519🔍
>>95981625
You don't seem to realize how 9'2 actually looks like next to a normal sized person, like me.
This is such a gigantic height gap it'd qualify as a long distance relationship.

>>95981613
the only reason to have sex with something so massively different in size from yourself is to fuck a monster.

>>95981590
the ancient "manly man warrior ancestor" did in fact go for way larger women than the proana sticks we worship today. Thats a very recent trend, which came to be as mimicry of previously french aristocratic standards.
Replies: >>95981680 >>95981681 >>95981695
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:44:23 AM No.95981671
1557166452278
1557166452278
md5: d95e2eed5df5893d1fedcc38d2df141c🔍
>>95981637
Elementals are genetically engineered to be strong and bypass normal human limitations of strength, meaning female elementals are actually physically strong women. They are the muscle fetishist's dream because the muscles aren't just for show like in real life.
Replies: >>95981690
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:45:38 AM No.95981675
>>95981643
Anon is hallucinating retarded youtuber "medievalists" arguments again. I'm 90% sure there's some video by the golden one saying that kind of shit 10 years ago and being ridicularized for it given what we anthropologically know.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:46:24 AM No.95981680
>>95981662
>This is such a gigantic height gap it'd qualify as a long distance relationship.
So no different than a typical 4'10" woman with a 6'3" man
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:46:36 AM No.95981681
>>95981662
>Thats a very recent trend
Human sexual dimorphism demonstrably disproves that your fetish was ever the norm.
At most, the "large women" they idealized weren't really tall or strong, but just thick, sometimes to a grotesque degree by modern standards.
Replies: >>95981698
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:48:14 AM No.95981690
>>95981671
Yes, which means the normal state where top fit women can be outdone by say 15 year old boys would scale up to a top fit labouring/fighting man being able to outdo the elemental woman.
>https://www.rvmnews.com/2025/06/top-ranked-womens-national-soccer-team-demolished-by-14-year-old-boys-watch/
Replies: >>95981697
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:48:58 AM No.95981694
Clan Assault Infantry
Clan Assault Infantry
md5: d14d8245284bde73aaa8e4153c72e930🔍
>>95981637
>average men can overpower top athletic grade women
Thats not the case at all, but a top athletic grade man can overpower a top athlete woman, which isn't up to dispute, that the average man can do it is a dream hallucinated by weak men with ambitious of grandeur.

>athletic grade man can overpower an elemental woman
Elemental women are 7 to 9 ft tall bio engineered warmachines, virtually identical to elemental men except that /some/ of them have tits. They're engineered super soldiers, not your male fantasy of strenght.
Replies: >>95981715
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:49:28 AM No.95981695
So I heard you like Snu-Snu by Baalbuddy
So I heard you like Snu-Snu by Baalbuddy
md5: f9ebdb225ebd953ac85829177a1e494c🔍
>>95981590
>they went for the cutest, daintiest flowers they could kidnap from the other tribe
You mean the children?
The other tribes female children, because your last mate died IN childbirth?

>>95981657
>>95981662
Snu Snu...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:50:18 AM No.95981697
>>95981690
I would assume the genetic engineering would have engineered out the difference in muscle production and performance between male and female elementals.
Otherwise there wouldn't be trueborn female elementals, they'd only come about as freebirth hybrid half-elementals.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:50:43 AM No.95981698
>>95981681
>Human sexual dimorphism demonstrably disproves that your fetish was ever the norm.
>a large woman was still a woman
Are you fucking retarded or just pretending to be?
Btw the reason the lower IQ end of euro populations score so much higher on neanderthal dna is because of how frequently we were bagging those.
Replies: >>95981710
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:53:23 AM No.95981710
>>95981698
clearly weren't fucking them that often if it's less than 1% of their DNA huh
just from a couple prehistoric musclewoman chasers
Replies: >>95981720
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:53:25 AM No.95981711
>>95978980
I mean, Bloodbowl also has a fairly robust "joke team" culture.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:54:28 AM No.95981715
>>95981694
see
>https://www.rvmnews.com/2025/06/top-ranked-womens-national-soccer-team-demolished-by-14-year-old-boys-watch/
Replies: >>95981733
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:55:40 AM No.95981720
maxresdefault (3)
maxresdefault (3)
md5: 0c39c5b501b3b4bb8e5069f2c0f0798b🔍
>>95981710
In order for it to still be in our DNA to that extent it had to be a very widespread thing.
Real men can handle powerful women.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:57:57 AM No.95981728
>>95981720
1% is not widespread
because there's the other 99%
Replies: >>95981764
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:58:19 AM No.95981730
>>95981720
Do note that this level of muscle gains in general fucks fertility for women, in fact it's a demonstratable thing that female bodybuilders are generally less fertile and might outright stop having periods. So while men can handle them they sure as shit weren't breeding with them.
Replies: >>95981754 >>95981794
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:58:39 AM No.95981733
>>95981715
>swedish football
you retarded nigger even swedish men can barely play, i'm surprised at all they even found 11 bimbos willing to play, at all in there.
Replies: >>95981740
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:59:10 AM No.95981737
>>95980581
anyone got a hirez of the fighters like this?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:59:38 AM No.95981740
>>95981733
>swedish
I'm sorry to hear about your reading comprehension.
Replies: >>95981754
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:01:09 AM No.95981747
You guys know what I find most hilarious about elementals? They're still just regular human beings mentally, no matter how big they are.

I will never forget the moment in A Rending of Falcons where the dude randomly comments to an elemental guard that she's beautiful and she's all like "Gawsh, you think I'm pretty?"
Replies: >>95981767 >>95981793 >>95981840
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:01:18 AM No.95981749
>>95981720
>Real men can handle powerful women.
The main point being that the "real men" of the past didn't want to handle powerful women if they had the option to.
Because if it was that way, there wouldn't be a strength difference between men and women on average(the height different also probably wouldn't exist).
In fact, if the most successful men throughout human existence had a thing for big, strong women, modern women would probably be bigger and stronger on average than men.
Replies: >>95981772
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:01:39 AM No.95981754
>>95981720
She's roided, no natural humans reach these degrees of form. There are natty very strong women, but not like that.

>>95981730
Roided men also become infertile, stop being retarded and leave your fantasy world.

>>95981740
English is my 7th language, switzerland and sweden are horribly similar names in the mockery of communication that is the fruit of angloid inferiority.
Replies: >>95981782 >>95981786 >>95981787
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:02:31 AM No.95981764
>>95981728
1% thousands of yeahat 99% is from those thousands of years of breeding with other sapiens over and over again.
6 generations down the line a halfbreed native family becomes "le 1/64th apache"
To remain 1-2/100th's after thousands of years takes a pretty serious genetic prevalence.
Replies: >>95981775
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:02:46 AM No.95981767
>>95981747
They're really the only example of clanner genetic engineering being an objective and noticeable success. As long as nutrient intake isn't a problem they're just outright superior humans.
Replies: >>95981802 >>95981814
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:03:25 AM No.95981772
>>95981749
>Because if it was that way, there wouldn't be a strength difference between men and women on average
Today on tg anon completely misunderstands how sexual dysmorphia works nor why it forms.
This retard thinks women are smaller because of genes telling them to be smaller due to sexual needs, rather than not being pumped full of testosterone and extended steroidal drugs which are a part of mamal biology.
Replies: >>95981797
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:03:46 AM No.95981775
>>95981764
years, that*
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:04:57 AM No.95981782
>>95981754
>switzerland and sweden are horribly similar names
I don't care how many times over you're an ESL a fucking literal chimpanzee could see that the only similarity there is that they both start with Sw.
Replies: >>95981793
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:06:09 AM No.95981786
>>95981754
>Roided men also become infertile
Not just roids can cause this, this phenominon is also found within almost all forms of female athletic arts and is a noted commonality within female olympians even among stuff like gymnastics. Overall any major amounts of physical exertion especially with low calorie intake to support it(which would have been common throughout most of human history) seems to fuck over women reproductive systems. Thus supporting the claim that throughout human existence selective pressures would have favored women who were less active.
Replies: >>95981799 >>95981848
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:06:27 AM No.95981787
>>95981754
>Roided men also become infertile
Not him but fertile is female and virile is male. Barren is more accurate than infertile and sterile is the male version.
Replies: >>95981838
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:07:36 AM No.95981793
>>95981747
The scientist engineering made them technically smarter but also socially retarded and prone to insanity, the pilot casting made stupid humans with high reflexes and prone to schizophrenia.
Elementals are just humans++, bigger, stronger, faster, with the same intellect and no faulty defect making them go insane regularly.
Elementals are a objective evolution in humanity.

>>95981782
You're clearly monolingual, and also unaware of how often swede and swiss embassies in angloid nations need to reroute their mismatched mail.
Replies: >>95981798
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:07:49 AM No.95981794
>>95981730
>it's a demonstratable thing that female bodybuilders are generally less fertile
That just means I have to have more sex with her more often!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:08:41 AM No.95981797
>>95981772
If big, strong women were the successful breeders, women would be bigger and stronger over time.
If men preferred big, strong women, men would have worked to ensure the reproductive success of those big, strong women in one way or another.
Replies: >>95981838
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:08:50 AM No.95981798
>>95981793
>how often swede and swiss embassies in angloid nations need to reroute their mismatched mail.
>source: my ass
Replies: >>95981838
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:09:18 AM No.95981799
>>95981786
Not to mention that women are able to save ciritical fat-soluble vitamins in their tissue for their children. It's why men prefer fat tits and ass. It's a literal "fear of the dark" level instinct.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:10:06 AM No.95981802
>>95981767
>They're really the only example of clanner genetic engineering being an objective and noticeable success.
You saying the aerospace guys weren't a success?
Replies: >>95981815 >>95981821 >>95983195
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:11:33 AM No.95981809
2110916
2110916
md5: 3f59351ca14a009cee368ade4758599a🔍
Fact: If you wouldn't breed this, you're gay.
Replies: >>95981830
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:11:55 AM No.95981814
It was me!
It was me!
md5: 0998e0925bb9542d026032c5c39ca4cf🔍
>>95981767
>As long as nutrient intake isn't a problem they're just outright superior humans.
To be fair, they're probably averaging quintuple the caloric intake...
Replies: >>95981831
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:12:33 AM No.95981815
>>95981802
Not him but they were not better than plain IS pilots without all the breeding stuff. That could be chalked up to the IS dudes being better trained in cooperation, though. Space birds with wingmen doesn't lend itself well the clanner "fuck everyone but yourself" competition mentality.

The best use of the ASF phenotype is objectively as protomech pilots.
Replies: >>95981843
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:14:48 AM No.95981821
>>95981802
Their record during the initial invasion was "they're about as good as spheroid ASF pilots", they had one of the smallest power mismatches of the clan combat branches.
They were about as successful as clanner tankers vs spheroid tankers but the clans wasted an entire phenotype chasing superiority in the field of ASFs. I'd say that makes the ASF phenotype an abject failure.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:16:24 AM No.95981830
>>95981809
nigger I genuinely can't tell if that's a man or not
Replies: >>95981833
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:16:44 AM No.95981831
>>95981814
Probably no issue for clanners who probably have better rations in terms of sheer caloric content though probably not for taste.
Replies: >>95981843
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:17:31 AM No.95981833
>>95981830
>t. gay nigger
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:18:03 AM No.95981836
>>95981720
This woman is on steroids.

But it does raise the question, how do female elementals gain and maintain so much muscle mass without high doses of androgens?
Even if theyre engineered so that those androgens are naturally produced, then the question is how? Do they have some kind of hormonal organ analogous to a testicle that doesnt produce sperm?
Do they suffer the other side effects of exposure to androgenic hormones, like masculinization of the facial bone structure, body hair growth, deep voices, and enlargement of the clitoris?

Do female elementals have a 3" clit?

Asking the important questions here.
Replies: >>95981843 >>95981855 >>95981860
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:18:30 AM No.95981838
>>95981787
Infertile is the antonym of fertile, a descriptor as to capacity of reproduction. Virile has no meaning as to fertility, only to quality of strenght and masculinity. A completely different word.

>>95981797
Thats not how genetic trait selection works over time nor how long it takes for such traits to get selected for. But you did touch on something very important, the average european woman today is 7.9cm taller than the average woman in the 1700's, 11.9cm taller if you filter to only white women.
That is a result of better nutrition and lower mortality rates.

The only thing which can filter populations at such short timelines to be bigger or smaller as ambient influences for the availability of nutrients. We are identical to humans 12 thousand years ago, and any of them would be raised to be exactly like you if it were born today.
Except that we are physically much taller and more robust because struggle for nutrition stopped being the norm.

For the kind of sexual oriented genetic drift you seem to think we are affected by would take at least some 160 thousand years to happen.

>>95981798
From 1984 to the 2000's and the introduction of the new mail system in the UK it was so frequent its a well know fact, that got routinely mentioned in tv, news and tabloids. If you aren't a zoomer and euro you should know of it.
Its as infamous as the reason german trains always delay. If you're american, get fucked i guess.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:19:17 AM No.95981840
>>95981747
Fuck you, you're actually going to make me read a dark age novel? Un-fucking-believable.
Replies: >>95981849
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:20:11 AM No.95981843
>>95981815
See, this is where you could have FUN with Clanner alt Civil development: There could have easily been a Clan that went for sexual dimorphism in Warriors, with smaller MechJocks and larger Elementals, and due to Clan Generic Bullshittery you could do this either way and still be acceptable.

>>95981831
>Probably no issue for clanners who probably have better rations in terms of sheer caloric content though probably not for taste.
Which also suggest the possibility of winning Clanners over with superior cuisine.

>>95981836
>Asking the important questions here.
I mean you are, but BattleTech never liked even approaching those answers.
See: How much you actually interface with a Neurohelmet.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:21:04 AM No.95981848
>>95981786
Youre an absolute retard if you dont admit that the woman in that picture has been using very high doses of anabolic androgens.

Show me ONE olympian female athlete who looks like this woman. You cant.

Yes, highly trained professional female athletes can present with some decent muscle mass and low body fat, but nowhere near like this. They usually look very firm and toned and lean, but that amount of mass is impossible without roids.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:21:11 AM No.95981849
>>95981840
Well, it also contains Loremaster Crazytits and a 0G fight for Khanship inside a busted warship, so you could do worse?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:22:02 AM No.95981855
2419194
2419194
md5: fe2bb35df33e12c07e35802c595a7d98🔍
>>95981836
>masculinization of the facial bone structure
Then this one is obviously not on roids.
Replies: >>95981879
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:22:12 AM No.95981856
>>95981838
>how long it takes for such traits to get selected for
Which obviously means the preference goes back into the mists of time, before humans were humans.
Sexual dimorphism is often the result of which traits the sexes of a species find sexually preferable. It was obviously thus for the ancient monkey men we descend from.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:22:34 AM No.95981859
>>95981838
Fertility is literally female only. Virility is the male capacity for reproduction.
Replies: >>95981873
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:22:44 AM No.95981860
>>95981836
>Even if theyre engineered so that those androgens are naturally produced, then the question is how?
Making a androgen or other steroidal hormones.
>Do they have some kind of hormonal organ analogous to a testicle that doesnt produce sperm?
Those are called your adrenals. T1 is also incredibly inefficient at muscular stimulation as far as androgens go because it does more than only stimulate muscles, its where all the horrible side effects of roids come from.
So, the first step into making super soldiers is to code in the production of different adrenal and steroidal hormones that will make them larger, stronger, and specially not fucked up nor poisoned by gigantic volumes of t1 analogues.
Replies: >>95981879
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:23:34 AM No.95981862
>>95981838
>the introduction of the new mail system
This is a very different reason than "muh esl!"
Replies: >>95981882
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:25:04 AM No.95981873
>>95981859
I don't know where you're hallucinating your shit at but i suggest you try and learn English properly. Try the Cambridge dictionary or something, Americans really need the help, given the kind of schooling you uncivilized creatures go through.
Replies: >>95981886
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:26:47 AM No.95981879
>>95981855
Lets see a clear picture of her jaw. Shes also had laser hair removal surgery 100%
>>95981860
Well, that could explain why theyre obsolete at age 30. If you genetically modify the adrenals to pump out androgens 24/7 theyre gonna be all fucked up after a while.

There is no free lunch in biology.

>>95981838
hurr durr thats not how sexual selection works!!!!

Yeah but it is though. Literally every trait that is considered physically desired is sexually selected for by the increased chance of the individual possessing it having offspring.

Ugly people like your mother only exist because at the end of the day a hole is a hole.
Replies: >>95981899
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:27:12 AM No.95981882
>>95981862
Nothing of that have to do with muh esl. The reason Swedish and swiss mail got mistaken so much before the new mail system was human error whenever British mailmen had to read addresses by hand and drop them off.
Afaik it also happened quite commonly in kiwiland and aus until the early 2000's. I don't know nor care for americans but also wouldn't doubt about it, at all, given they use they're also anglos.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:28:14 AM No.95981886
>>95981873
Nah buddy. I'm an actual Biology professor, and you are retarded. Even the farm boys will back me up on this one. You don't talk about fertility of your bulls. It's the virility. They are gendered terms. Retards using it wrong the last few decades doesn't change that. They barely know that meat doesn't come from the grocery store.
Replies: >>95981911
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:31:15 AM No.95981899
>>95981879
>There is no free lunch in biology.
They made a demonic obligate carnivore out of a Horse...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:34:16 AM No.95981911
>>95981886
>the farm boys will back me up on this one
I've never heard any here using either term, either the cow is open or she's not, if she doesn't calve two years in a row she's gone because she's "not producing" and we have no idea which of our bulls are knocking up any given cow, their may be a sterile bull out there riding the fucktrain for free, we only get rid of bulls due to age or injury
Fun fact the most common injury for the bulls is broken penis, imagine getting to fuck so much your number one concern in life is that you might break your dick from using it too enthusiastically.
Replies: >>95981924 >>95981932
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:37:14 AM No.95981924
>>95981911
>we have no idea which of our bulls are knocking up any given cow
Are you the Euro artisan beef guy?
Because in American factory farming, you just artificially inseminate.
Replies: >>95981931
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:38:27 AM No.95981931
>>95981924
>factory farming
This ain't a factory operation. Bulls get let in to the same pasture as the cows once they're done calving for about a month, they get from then until fall to knock up all the cows at their leisure.
Replies: >>95981949
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:40:07 AM No.95981932
>>95981911
>Having multiple bulls in a cow/calf operation
God damn. I have 1760 acres and only 1 black angus big boy carrying the herd. They take up way too much space to have a bunch. They have to be on their own or they beat up the girls, and I'm not giving 70+acres to some dude diva more than once.

>/btg/
>Big Terran Gardening
Replies: >>95981949 >>95981952 >>95981963
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:44:06 AM No.95981949
>>95981931
>Bulls get let in to the same pasture as the cows once they're done calving for about a month, they get from then until fall to knock up all the cows at their leisure.
Yeah that's the old school way, but...

>>95981932
>They take up way too much space to have a bunch. They have to be on their own or they beat up the girls, and I'm not giving 70+acres to some dude diva more than once.
Yeah, artificial insemination give you way more control without even bothering to have a Bull on site, and that can reduce mating related injury.
Replies: >>95981988
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:44:51 AM No.95981952
>>95981932
About 140 cows, herd split into 60 with 20 new heifers on their own, one bull for the heifers 4 and 3 bulls each for the halves of the main herd.
Right now it's 3 and 3 because we've got a broken penis waiting in the corral with the non-prducing cows to go to the butcher.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:47:16 AM No.95981963
>>95981932
Also the bulls we have are all gentle, they will fight amongst each other but I can walk up to any of them and give them a scratch like a dog.
Replies: >>95982009 >>95982027
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:51:53 AM No.95981988
>>95981949
>Yeah that's the old school way
The sheep guys around here do the AI thing regularly but I just can't see the draw in making shopping for semen a big part of your life.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:57:13 AM No.95982009
>>95981963
>Also the bulls we have are all gentle
Yeah, but not all breeds are like that, and just leaving things up to nature can be risky if your Bull has gone Sterile or broke his penis.
Replies: >>95982019
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:00:23 AM No.95982019
>>95982009
It's not about the breed, they're angus, it's just how I handle them.
They cattle weren't like that before I came to this farm, the farmers wife had a single pet cow in the herd, but I make an effort to get calves friendly and have good opportunity through winter to get close with the bulls and replacement heifers with daily feedings and I take that time to get them used to being scratched on the shoulders until they look forward to it.
Replies: >>95982029
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:02:05 AM No.95982027
>>95981963
Lucky. My good bulls have all been sons-of-bitches. They deserved to meet their end in a Mexican arena, but they make strong calves. I even entered one in a bull-riding comp for the local coop and he broke that poor boy's wrist before he hit four seconds. It's probably me, though. I have so much shit to catch up on, I can't spend the time with them.
Replies: >>95982043
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:02:43 AM No.95982029
cattlemaster
cattlemaster
md5: 61deae89a583dbaa17b458940f72eb26🔍
>>95982019
Quick, someone make an off kilter joke about why this guy is so close with his cattle
Replies: >>95982042
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:05:43 AM No.95982042
Holstaurus Snu-snu
Holstaurus Snu-snu
md5: c568d3e763993d24c6f0bc81a9e7ee55🔍
>>95982029
He belongs to a Moo!
Replies: >>95982049
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:05:56 AM No.95982043
>>95982027
>I have so much shit to catch up on, I can't spend the time with them.
Exaxctly how the farmer here is, he has often stated he wished his wife would take the kids out to the replacement heifers once a day through winter because even having 10% of the herd pet-friendly makes the whole lot of them easier to deal with.
So I am encouraged to do so, and I like animals a lot more than people so it's one of my "chores" that's not really a chore.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:06:48 AM No.95982045
Haven't seen kraken post in a while, did he bounce or just stop using the name?
Replies: >>95982084
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:08:02 AM No.95982049
>>95982042
fuck off manic
Replies: >>95982058
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:10:38 AM No.95982058
Cathyl by StrongMoist
Cathyl by StrongMoist
md5: f354ee2f44792edceea18b085baf13ab🔍
>>95982049
Hey you wanted an "off kilter joke" about Animal Husbandry!
Replies: >>95982161
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:14:14 AM No.95982084
Takashi_Kurita_(2)
Takashi_Kurita_(2)
md5: bca9654be70f2d51898b99cce576e980🔍
>>95982045
he dropped the name, but you know hes posting because hes adopted typing out UK slang and writes paragraphs about why manic and bottom are faggots in the legal and biblical term.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:29:14 AM No.95982161
>>95982058
I didnt want anything other than you to just stay banned
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:33:03 AM No.95982179
FedSun Company
FedSun Company
md5: 04d99156ed3632f59226437aee046089🔍
Finally got around to finishing my Feddie company, originally I was gonna make them Deneb Light Cav but I started to like the idea of them just being generic AFFS. I need to figure out my lighting because they are two-tone desert camo its hard to tell in the pic. Went for a dirty/worn look but probably should have leaned harder into the paint wear.

Also how the fuck do you make the Fighting Pirhana decals not blatantly look like a decal on the mech? Shimmy's never ending grooves and details make it hard to find a good sized flat surface and I dont want to slap the tiniest one on there.
Replies: >>95982186 >>95983333
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:37:00 AM No.95982186
>>95982179
Looks pretty good. Reads more like Dunkelgelb than more modern desert camo, but thats fine because the theory behind that color was its a pretty decent all terrain base paint color for vehicle camo.
Map Campaign Anon
6/30/2025, 6:39:00 AM No.95982192
cobalt company
cobalt company
md5: 7d65891ee66eba3c9af629bf3f33005d🔍
Been distracted by historical wargames the last couple weeks, but hoping to get some games in tomorrow night, maybe with my Lyran mercs.

How's everything been lately? I see manic is fetishposting again.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:40:40 AM No.95982200
phone company
phone company
md5: 00290cc1f8bc8214510eddb0f32ea52f🔍
WIP ComStar lance. First time messing with all white. Trying some different things for each one, thats why the three painted ones look a little different.
Replies: >>95982210 >>95982227 >>95982228
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:45:16 AM No.95982210
EZ8
EZ8
md5: faf7adc8528bf1edccaa2211eb5ba009🔍
>>95982200
They look really good, the Black Knight gives me EZ8 vibes. You should paint the sides and rear of the torso dark blue.
Replies: >>95982223
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:47:29 AM No.95982223
Comguard
Comguard
md5: 28b8e4ce35ded0e4292f857131eecdb1🔍
>>95982210
That would be cool if i was going for weeb, but im trying to recreate this exact look.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:48:32 AM No.95982227
>>95982200
Gotta get two more in there, Comstar operated in groups of six, not four.
Replies: >>95982249
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:48:43 AM No.95982228
>>95982200
Is that Beemer scheme Avalon Hussars?
Replies: >>95982249
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:52:21 AM No.95982249
>>95982227
Good point. Ive got a Flashman that I cant fit in anywhere else, and I can probably throw in something like an Orion and say its SLDF original.

>>95982228
nah just my HIGHLY ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE personal Merc company scheme of green gray with blood red. DO NOT STEAL.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:57:18 AM No.95982262
some mechs
some mechs
md5: ff44038dcff138088802490c03fd427c🔍
Some of my mercs, Redjack Ryan's gang, and Kurita lance.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:03:01 AM No.95982288
Cappellans
Cappellans
md5: 05af393299addd6f2c78cfa5a10e18a1🔍
My Cappies. Based their scheme off Syn's Hussars, gonna finish the company now that Im done with my Feds.
Replies: >>95984655
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:07:51 AM No.95982565
St_Ives_Compact
St_Ives_Compact
md5: f3fa8697168c71ff0b464de1c80ad2d5🔍
What goes on here?
Replies: >>95982676 >>95983195
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:33:14 AM No.95982635
>>95972540
Great Taste, Catupult is Based
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:47:28 AM No.95982676
St Ives
St Ives
md5: 8dc84ed289e78cff716f5801942d924a🔍
>>95982565
Intense interstellar politics.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:22 AM No.95983042
20250629_174204
20250629_174204
md5: 61881705f098ae39672d848e01029b01🔍
First time in a while painting Free World Guards, but it didn't go quite as well as I wanted. I think GW has changed the formula on Ulthuan grey, which I use instead of white. It seems super thin and runny now, so while before I could just drybrush it over a gray basecoat, paint the purple parts, and go back to fix any spillover, now I need multiple coats and fixing things is hard since it flows into the purple parts really easily.
Replies: >>95983335
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:39:11 AM No.95983195
>>95980640
So a level 3?
>>95980778
You'd think they'd have their own official variant for this?
>>95981130
Imagine the twitter shitstorm that would unfold if fags actually paid attention to the lore?
>>95981526
Thing is IS have people roughly similar in size and build to Clan Elemental pilots as well without resulting to genetic freaks. Never underestimate the power of gains!
>>95981802
The average Clan Aerospace pilot is 4/5, exact same as IS. So no they were a waste.
>>95982565
Capellan cod piece.
Replies: >>95983199
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:56 AM No.95983199
>>95983195
>level 3
Meant to say Choir but then realized that involves BA as well.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:23:53 PM No.95983333
>>95982179
Please post some close ups without the glare; but even in this pic they are looking cool!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:25:14 PM No.95983335
>>95983042
Nonetheless they came out really well!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:17:10 PM No.95984646
I like the fedcom civil war.
Replies: >>95984720
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:17:47 PM No.95984655
>>95982288
>Based their scheme off
They're green.
You could have named any one of a few hundred different groups.
Replies: >>95985798
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:25:01 PM No.95984720
>>95984646
No you don't.
Replies: >>95984790
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:32:13 PM No.95984790
>>95984720
Yes I do.
Replies: >>95984820
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:35:52 PM No.95984820
Jordan Weisman
Jordan Weisman
md5: 5a19aaac5b471e848207074b339bfab9🔍
>>95984790
I say you don't.
Replies: >>95985583
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:08:48 PM No.95985583
>>95984820
I'm not buying your clicky toys, 3067 forever.
Replies: >>95985616
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:12:53 PM No.95985616
136312602758
136312602758
md5: 327b2fb0a8731379c15aa391dda2c7d6🔍
>>95985583
Curses! I've been foiled! Time to release Battletech 2!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:37:34 PM No.95985798
>>95984655
Theyre green with jade highlights. Camospecs has it a flat blue-green i went for shiny metallic
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:50:57 PM No.95985892
New thread

>>95985840
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:02:47 PM No.95986534
Hey, I found this:
https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Heavy_Rifle

...Am I crazy, or does this look better than an AC/10?