>>18078170
>gets a concussion from his hot tub cover
>buried by Paul Heyman
>buried on the mic by Based Chase
>Chase arrested, all charges end up dropped
>spills ketchup on his steering wheel, tard rages
>spills taco juice on his seats, tard rages again
>cries because his mommy didn’t make his stuffed peppers the right way, tard rages again
>believes random passerby is stalking him, confronts him and tard rages again
>diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia
>posts his drivers license on Twitter, home address visible
>a /pw/ chad poops on his lawn and cums in his mailbox
>punked out by Goldberg
>punked out by Mark Henry
>punked out by Enzo
>punked out by Phil
>punked out by Paul Heyman
>streams to 0 viewers consistently
>GHB addict, routinely wakes up in a pile of shit and cum
>his Chinese supplements poisoned Rod McMahon
>pays pornstars to be on his podcast, still can’t draw
>Phoenix Marie reveals he enjoys getting pegged
>hated by top guys in all major companies
>wins lawsuit against WWE for Ryback trademark, bankrupted in doing so
>can’t afford steroids, loses all his mass
>can’t afford Blue Chew despite shilling for it
>can’t afford to pay bots to follow him on Twitter or YouTube
>can’t afford to pay pajeets to post on /pw/ for him
>can’t even get a pity booking by TNA
Kek what a Zika headed shrunken testicled pornstar simping toilet clogging roid abusing dairy shunning sex avoiding no taste having room-temp IQ allergic to dimes BITCH of a man named Ryback