I went to Nana and they wanted 180 for a water and all the women were ugly. I almost picked up a drug addict with a tight stomach in a schoolgirl outfit on the sidewalk but was then distracted by a ladyboy across the street. Neither worked out. I only spend money on hotels and online shopping and 15-30 dollar western meals. That's it!

I'm starting to appreciate tourist ladies more. They are really catching my eye. Walking up to the Nana skytrain stairs there was one on top of the platform. She was short and a little swarthy, middle eastern or caucasian. Brunette. Giant ass and tits and a ripped sixpack stomach wearing basically gym underwear with only a button up shirt barely long enough to cover her ass and be presentable on the train I guess. She had her shirt unbuttoned before getting on the train. As I saw her from the front and side all I said was "WHAT THE FUCK!..." and gave her an indifferent stare. That's not appropriate Bangkok attire. Then it was an awkward crowded train ride with her face in my armpit but I would have banged her if she signalled properly. What the fuck did she think she was doing? Maybe she was confused about her role in Thailand, I don't know.

Then I get to the mall and I'm crossing the street on those stairs and bridge walkways. Well there is another brunette tourist bitch walking down the stairs looking at her phone on my side. Yeah. I was walking up the LEFT side. Traffic in Thailand goes on the LEFT. I am undeterred and keep walking up my side of the yellow dividing line straight into her and we almost collide within inches but then she finally looks up and steps aside and stops walking and stares standing in place at me for a good 3 seconds very arrogantly. I simply said "WATCH OUT" and didn't miss a stride, didn't look back. Dumb shopping bag bitch! Get a life!