>>213367612
This anon speaks the truth!
Bro, I love the city life. Sitting on the patio of my rented apartment and drinking a locally brewed beer and then going to my friend’s apartment and drinking his favorite locally brewed beer and going to bars and paying for parking. And going to Whole Foods and buying my favorite all organic farm to table bowl of tomato soup on sale for $24. Maybe I’ll stop by Starbucks and get a $10 cappuccino to pep me up so I can use my Peleton subscription and keep up with the asexual black human in a unitard yelling at me to peddle faster because otherwise I wouldn’t know I should peddle faster. Then it’s just Netflix and chill.
City life is the zen life bro. I would hate to be a small town consoomer.