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7/12/2025, 1:38:54 PM
>Cap'n's aquarium
>It's my day of death
>Have made my peace with the Klaw, ready to become one with the Sea, as all of my ancestors have
>Ready for my shell to become and join the eternal sand that one day spawned me
>Onion chef is prepping a mad boil, stuck one of my taste whiskers out there half an hour ago
>>Shit's actually good, so at least I'll go as <good> alien monke food
>Flip eyestalks close, think of the reef home
>>Hear crab screams instead
>Cunt is being taken by Master Chop to the Plank, entire aquarium is actually shocked for once
>He lets out she was my replacement for "ruining me to the cap'n" - oh fuck, my claw
>>I had instead just won 2nd prize and became Parappa's sensei's dinner
>dinner for the monke fucker that talks to crabs, fuck me, c'aws
>Cunt manages to get the slip and scatters herself free(!)
>Does she decide to hop onto the floor and skeedadle down the starboard and thus freedom?
>No, retard runs all over kitchen counter, plops back into aquarium, tries to hide
>No crabba is willing to stay near her
>All crabscatter the moment she inches their way
>This fatass zones in to my direction, and for a moment I wonder if she's dumb enough to think she can exchange me to hydrocephalia Ramsey, but
>Just hides behind me and crouches, all fighting spirit gone
>Just... crab crying? Is this bloody crab forreals?
>"Now it's too late, dear rittre mrs.Crawy, you made chef Feng lear supel dupel clabby!..."
>>Is this jaundiced fuck throwing rhymes too!?
>UltimateRageKnownToAllCrab.swf
>>The Clawde switches ON
>>>
>It's my day of death
>Have made my peace with the Klaw, ready to become one with the Sea, as all of my ancestors have
>Ready for my shell to become and join the eternal sand that one day spawned me
>Onion chef is prepping a mad boil, stuck one of my taste whiskers out there half an hour ago
>>Shit's actually good, so at least I'll go as <good> alien monke food
>Flip eyestalks close, think of the reef home
>>Hear crab screams instead
>Cunt is being taken by Master Chop to the Plank, entire aquarium is actually shocked for once
>He lets out she was my replacement for "ruining me to the cap'n" - oh fuck, my claw
>>I had instead just won 2nd prize and became Parappa's sensei's dinner
>dinner for the monke fucker that talks to crabs, fuck me, c'aws
>Cunt manages to get the slip and scatters herself free(!)
>Does she decide to hop onto the floor and skeedadle down the starboard and thus freedom?
>No, retard runs all over kitchen counter, plops back into aquarium, tries to hide
>No crabba is willing to stay near her
>All crabscatter the moment she inches their way
>This fatass zones in to my direction, and for a moment I wonder if she's dumb enough to think she can exchange me to hydrocephalia Ramsey, but
>Just hides behind me and crouches, all fighting spirit gone
>Just... crab crying? Is this bloody crab forreals?
>"Now it's too late, dear rittre mrs.Crawy, you made chef Feng lear supel dupel clabby!..."
>>Is this jaundiced fuck throwing rhymes too!?
>UltimateRageKnownToAllCrab.swf
>>The Clawde switches ON
>>>
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