>take gixxer to work
>at lunch get called into bosses office
>HR lady is sitting there with a cunty grin on her face
>30mins of lecturing me on what is and isnt acceptable at the workplace
>i should be fired on the spot for this, not even considered for warnings
>im lucky to have even been invited in to the office
>after 30mins she finally shuts the fuck up and asks me to explain myself
>have no clue what shes talking about
>marches me out to the parking lot
>sticker with the words "The Hard" above the R (have to contain my laughter)

>ask her to give me 2mins, go to my bag and get my helmet cam
>download the vid and scrub through the whole thing
>the sticker wasnt there when I got on the bike, when I stopped for gas, or when I got off at work
>she just sits there dumbfounded
>no apology
>scolds me "well you should be more careful where you park it then"
>fucks off back to her bunker

how do you even react to this?
what the fuck do I do now?
at least Mr Wagenstein comped my lunch today for this charade