Since no one posts his own shit here (minus the mentally ill), go on r/watches, bring back a collection and rate it here.

I'll start, i call it the "1K shitters collector".
He could have had 1 nice watch but instead he chose to get 2 fucking Christopher Warts, one MID-hoe, a fucking Erebus or whatever mystery meat this pink thing is and an ok watch, that is the Citizen.
I give this collection a 3.5/10 (for the Citizen mostly, and nothing is very garish either).