ok here we go, edited, ha ha

I want my nigga Dodrio to get some love
But a mere buff? No.
A Mega? Nah.
A regional form? Boring.

I want Dodrio to get an evolution!

I propose...QUADRIO!
>4 heads
>buffed base stats, to classic fully-evolved starter level, 525-535
>2 possible new abilities
one is 'Grounded' or 'Earthed'
>similar to a built-in Terrastalization
>with this ability, Quadrio's Flying type is negated DEFENSIVELY, but not offensively
>makes sense because it's a birb but it doesn't fly
>so it still gets stab for Normal and Flying attacks
>but defensively it's a pure Normal
>so Electric, Ice and Rock weakness removed
>Grass and Bug resistance removed
>Ground immunity removed
>Fighting hits super effective instead of neutral
the other ability would be 'Multibeak'
>beak-based attacks under 40 base power now hit as many times as the pokemon has beaks
>Quadrio would have 4 beaks and as far as I can tell Peck is the only beak-based attack under 40bp (35) so in practice this basically means that Quadrio gets a 140bp flying attack without any of the classic downsides for such high power attacks
>no recoil, no charging/recharging turn, no stat drop after using it, no negative priority, no possibility to be disrupted and lose focus a la focus punch, no low accuracy, no HP-dependency like must be at full hp or 1 hp, no opponent weight dependency. just a classic 100% accuracy move, except for Quadrio it now hits with 140 bp, 210 with stab, 315 with choice band