Fuck it, FULL doomposting mode ahead for this shitshow, for the laughs. What would be the funniest, if you want to see the world burn?
>Loona is revealed to be a post-op troon. It'll be just a casual mention in the first episode so people can go into denial. Viv mentions it a bit on twitter, and then the next episode and merch wave goes wild with it. E6 turns into a warzone. Imagine the Martha speaks mod calamity, but now spread across 25 thousand uploads.
>Blitz and Stolas enter a gay polycule with Asmodeus and Fizzaroli.
>Octavia starts apologizing to her mom and uncle and taking after them.
>The first "uncensored" Amazon prime content is extremely graphic animated sex between Blitz and Stolas. Holes, fluids, and everything. I'm talking they want to compete with "Fritz the Cat" in depiction. The girls get a single drawing of a buttcrack.
>Comically unsubtle and unfunny Trump = Mammon analogies
>Jesus is a character and he's as obnoxious as possible. Swears like a sailor, mega gay, and buddy-buddy with Lucifer. Is given a dumb thirst trap design, too.
>Millie not only gets an abortion, it's revealed the baby is from a different father. AND Moxxie apologizes for "not fulfilling her needs"
>Loona goes out with Sallie May. They have a LOT of sex.