Is it better to spend £20 (£10 entry, £10 for the dance) for a lapdance at the local strip club (great satisfaction of a nice arse grinding on your cock, tits in your face, nice flash of her fanny, but it lasts like 10 mins maybe less) or to spend £50 on a bag of coke (great nice white lines of sniff and will last hours but you'll be down £50)

What's higher on the hierarchy of needs