>>49583054
leave it to me, I'll drop a new episode in the next thread

HOST:
"Alright! Starting things off is the Hakurei Shrine Maiden herself. Reimu, are you ready?"
REIMU:
"Let’s get this over with. I’ve got yokai to smack and tea to drink."
[BEATBOX BEGINS – Reimu’s Theme: Remix of “Maiden’s Capriccio”]

REIMU (rapping/beatboxing):
"I guard the border, you worship rain—
Another copy shrine girl, kinda plain.
You call down gods? I just exterminate.
My donation box full—check your faith rate."

(Beatbox interlude with charms flying around and ZUN-style effects.)

"You’re a backup miko, I’m the top-tier name,
Every festival, girl, they chant my fame!
Danmaku queen, can’t touch this aim—
By the time you pray, I’ve already won the game!"

[Beat ends with a charm burst sound]

CROWD:
(Oohs and cheers from Marisa, Suika, and Cirno.)

HOST:
"Whew! That was hotter than a spellcard duel in the summer! Can Sanae bring the storm?"

HOST:
"Okay, Sanae, your turn! Ready to show Reimu what the Moriya gods can do?"

SANAE (smiling confidently):
"Oh, I hope she brought an umbrella. This is gonna rain miracles."

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Sanae’s Theme: Remix of “Faith is for the Transient People”]

SANAE (rapping/beatboxing):
"I’m the new wave shrine girl, call me divine,
When I bring miracles, you just draw the line.
Living off tips? I get full-blown praise—
Even Tengu write about me for days!"

(Beat builds with thunder and frog effects.)

"Wind Priestess flowin’, I control the skies,
You just fly around with low-tier lies.
My gods are with me—what do you got?
A dusty shrine and a donation pot?"

(Beatbox switch-up, lightning strikes in sync with rhythm.)

[Beat ends with a thunderclap and frog croak]

CROWD:
(Applause and surprised reactions from Aya, Kanako, and even Yukari smirking.)

HOST:
"Whoa-ho-ho! Reimu brought the charm, but Sanae brought the storm! That was incredible!"

HOST:
"Who won? Who’s going home with the danmaku crown? You decide!"

REIMU:
"Whatever. I already know I won."

SANAE:
"May the best shrine maiden win! …Which is clearly me~"

HOST:
"Vote in the comments or wherever you're watching this, and we’ll see YOU next time on... Cartoon Beatbox Battles!"