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6/22/2025, 4:48:35 AM
NEW BEAR CHALLENGE:
>You are placed in a cage with a bear that has been genetically modified to become aggressive if you cannot provide a reasonable, logical argument for why the DOOM Chaingun isn't a straight upgrade to the Pistol
>You cannot use progression, lack of skill, or muh "it's okay because it's a starting weapon" as arguments, or the bear-keepers will first force you to listen to Fly by Sugar Ray on repeat through a low quality Sony boombox from 1997 for 26 hours straight before commanding the bear to violently sodomize you in addition to eating you alive
>If you succeed, you will be released from the cage and given a Beretta 92FS with 20 bullets, $10,000 in Walmart giftcards, and a 5 hour deep tissue massage from a slightly attractive Korean woman with strong hands
You chodes passed the test Nailgun test, but good luck not being lunch for a GMO bear this time.
>You are placed in a cage with a bear that has been genetically modified to become aggressive if you cannot provide a reasonable, logical argument for why the DOOM Chaingun isn't a straight upgrade to the Pistol
>You cannot use progression, lack of skill, or muh "it's okay because it's a starting weapon" as arguments, or the bear-keepers will first force you to listen to Fly by Sugar Ray on repeat through a low quality Sony boombox from 1997 for 26 hours straight before commanding the bear to violently sodomize you in addition to eating you alive
>If you succeed, you will be released from the cage and given a Beretta 92FS with 20 bullets, $10,000 in Walmart giftcards, and a 5 hour deep tissue massage from a slightly attractive Korean woman with strong hands
You chodes passed the test Nailgun test, but good luck not being lunch for a GMO bear this time.
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