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7/24/2025, 10:57:38 PM
>spending some downtime in the colony bar
>see datascreen advertising for a Samus fanclub
>seems strange, the colony was only established last standard year and right on the frontier
>sure Samus is popular, but to get enough people for a club already
>eh, why not
>for some reason the club is out in the warehousing area
>ring the intercom to a smallish storage unit
>A huge clawed alien opens the door
>immediately realize it was a trap for gullible colonists
>I am so dead
>The alien drags me inside
>suddenly asks whether I'd prefer a spot on the couch, or with the figure appreciation guys
>open my eyes to a bunch of them in various activities, all involving Samus in some way
>get handed a beer and told to do whatever I like
>spend the rest of the night having a blast
>see datascreen advertising for a Samus fanclub
>seems strange, the colony was only established last standard year and right on the frontier
>sure Samus is popular, but to get enough people for a club already
>eh, why not
>for some reason the club is out in the warehousing area
>ring the intercom to a smallish storage unit
>A huge clawed alien opens the door
>immediately realize it was a trap for gullible colonists
>I am so dead
>The alien drags me inside
>suddenly asks whether I'd prefer a spot on the couch, or with the figure appreciation guys
>open my eyes to a bunch of them in various activities, all involving Samus in some way
>get handed a beer and told to do whatever I like
>spend the rest of the night having a blast
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