I say the dumbest takes imaginable all the time but then reply "TRVKE" to myself to make them seem believable and valid.

I will give Cyrene and March their most expensive team by stealing Hyacine from Castorice and giving it to her. I WILL add myself into the team and be surrounded by the prettiest pinks the game has ever pinked.

I reposted someone else's joke but I got more (You)'s