>>40219201
This isn't remotely feasible. FFS swelling (overall) lasts for about a year, and it's 3-6 months before you even look remotely normal. "I fell down the stairs" wouldn't account for how consistently and egregiously swollen you will be. You know Yeonmi Park on Joe Rogan (it's a meme)? You'll look like that for like 3 months. You won't have "final" results for like a year.

>>40219653
This wouldn't work, it's much worse than "I fell down the stairs."