I'm tired of the WoW train and after getting banned for having a 2 (two) degrees of separation between a partial link to my character's roleplaying profile and another link to a slightly NSFW pic some fucking shithead white knight got my account suspended for 6 months. I was waiting for an excuse to leave WoW and the game not being able to handle a half nipple commissioned bust shot of my character that you need to literally press "I AM 18+ AND CONSENT TO SEE" in a game where ritual amputations and literal rape storylines are canon I'm just done.

So I downloaded league, my profile is level 25. I mostly play ARAM and did like 12 Swiftplay matches but I am 100% positive I was playing against bots. I've tried most of the archetypes but there's 200 characters and I'd hate to just fucking subject myself to something only to learn that X fits me better than Y. I've played DOTA2 for a bit but I cant get into the art style, ugly as fuck.

When it comes to MOBAs I find dying unacceptable more than 3 or 4 times and I dont think kills win games, I think smart and decisive choices matter more than APM. I like consistency and a calculated risk isn't calculated at all if there's a risk.

What are some champions that are steady. Reliable. Chunky. And can multi role? I hear people have a main and off main so 2 champ recommendations that play similar would be great.

Dont care if ranged or melee but if there's champs that can do both that's cool too. Please dont say "just play whatever, nigger" there's TWO HUNDRED FUCKERS I need some guidance.