>be world's greatest hacker
>get access to epstein files (i went to fbi.gov and used the sources tab on inspect element)
>time to see what's in this bad boy
>from files import epstein_files
>ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'files'
>goddammit i always forget to pip install
>pip install files
>now it's time for some world class hacking
>for file in epstein_files:
>AI makes suggestion
>if "trump" in file.lower()
>what the fuck is .lower()
>stupid AI is hallucinating again
>back to the code
>if "trump" in file:
>return "found trump"
>run program
>404trumpnotfound


don't believe the MSM lies. trump is clean

i've been away, has the epstein thing finally made you retards realize that trump is a liar and is covering something up?

politicians only listen to the people who pay them the most, so if we libs want to take our country back, we need to start crowdfunding legal bribes. make it a superpac contribution or a "gratuity" so it's above board (but we all know it's a bribe, lmao)

if a million people each contribute 1 dollar, that might be enough to buy one senator. look for the cheap ones first. the rest will follow

>>40536811
>be me
>god
>bored with the universe
>see you gooning to traps on /gif/
>get hard
>strokin.gif
>us gooning together becomes my one and only passion
>one day you turn into a new age hippie faggot
>don't goon, don't even eat
>make me so fucking pissed i want to kill my son again

i gave you life, and this is how you repay me?