Dear God, it's actually working! Kane seems unable to fight back at all, and the Undertaker is just having his way with him! This is terrible! This is a travesty! This is like watching two crocodiles devour one kitten! This is like watching a midget trying to play chicken with a train! It's like watching Andre the Giant fight top dolla! I was about to ask Paul Bearer to put a stop to this, but he's in some kind of trance reciting some language I don't recognize.