>>33367333
checked but I'll keep an eye on your masonic ass...

Yeah, that's a good template. Billy Joel is a hometown hero from where I'm from, so I'm sure there's some subconscious motivations to hit on a waitress that are practicing politics, or I dunno have some methed-out streamer request some obscure PDF anime. It's less romantic to talk about using an iPad for sheet music as necessary. "Hey guys, gimme a second, I gotta download this guitar tab, but trust me, your panties will drop."

I think he was quoted about his time playing as a working pianist as just throwing around some major7 chords in a cycle of fourths as a reharmonization for obscure jazz tunes - "Oh yeah, I'll do 'When the Boomers Were in Bloom'."

The other idea is to play some public pianos in rich areas. That would probably attract some zoomers who've seen the airport piano videos that are TOTALLY not rehearsed - AMAZING 6 YEAR OLD PLAYS VIVALDI WINTER. It's more about getting fringe benefits, like I've seen some pianists get in places like Amesbury, Massivetwoshits. (pic related). I want fucking free brownies and to rip some weed in the open air while obsequiously praising their liberal politics. "Here's another diverse number from a living saint. That's right, Bruno Mars..." Then I get to invite the baristas who all know my name (cue CHEERS them) back to the hot tub. "Oh yeah, maybe we can do some live painting in my studio. Bring your friends, I've got costumes in your size back in the barn..."

Either that or I can get the homeless to dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8w81AAK7to