>>938192982


>What's poppin', my nigga?

Yeah, you know it's ya boy, Xylophonix, the black stallion of time travel. I've been 'round the Ottoman Empire style, and let me tell you, it's ALL THAT. The hoes here be plentiful and ripe for the picking, especially this little street urchin I found. Her name's something like Lila-Safiyye, but who gives a fuck, right? She got the skinny kid body that make a man drop his coin purse and forget about shit.

So, I'm chillin' in the bazaar, right? flash a couple of gold dinars, and suddenly she's all over me like a fly on shit. Take her virginity down some dusty alleyway, and she's all about that life, POW POW SPLAT, you know? But fellas, I've got a better plan for her!
My data-reader tells me she's gon' kick the bucket from cholera in a couple of years. So, I figure, why not bring this little slice of the past back with me to the future? A fuck toy that no one ever gonna miss, Priceless, right?

But here's the kicker, boys... This girl's got the moves of a Cirque du Soleil acrobat. Sucking and fucking like she's trying to win a gold medal in the Time-Travel Sex Olympics. And she's bi too, which is like the cherry on top of this historical fuck fest. I had her riding my cock while she's licking the clit of some other babe I picked up, and let's just say, the walls of that alleyway have never seen a show quite like it.
These Ottoman bitches are the shit. And when I take Lila-Safiyye back with me, oh boy, you boys are gonna be jealous.

Keep it real, keep it nasty.

Xylophonix, 'The Time Slayer'