Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

What do you get from a no-talent hack?
You take the main hero and paint her front-back
A copy and paste of a much better mare
With bacon strip highlights all over her hair?

I don't like the look of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doy
Built for the reddit funkopop goy
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
The bugman's defense is "ree" and "nah ahh"

You reap what you sow, when you pander and lie
A legion of simps who will never ask "why?"
A hollow applause, manufactured and fake
So stop the charade, oh for good—ness—sake!

I can't take it anymore!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doom
Lazy crap writing seals its own tomb
So learn from this mess, and follow what's true
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do