DID SCIENCE LIE TO ME TELLING THAT I WAS A SOULLESS APE??! WHAT THE FRICKKKKK?!? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I REMEMBER DYING FROM THAT HEART ATTACK DURING MY LAST FAP SESH, WHY AM I STILL CONSCIOUS AND WHY AM I BURNING???? IT HUUUUUURRTS PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

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