Yo, I'll tell you why you're here, why you're really, really here
So tell me what you ship, what you really, really ship
You wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna
You wanna really, really, really wanna self-insert, ah

If you wanna post your ship here, you gotta have some class
Making OOC pairings, that is total ass
If you want your headcanon, forget the fucking lore
If you post that cringe again, you'll get shown the door

What do you think about that? Now you know how we feel
Say you're here for gameplay, are you for real?
I won't be hasty, I'll read your reply
"Shadouge is canon," okay, you can die

If you wanna post your ship here, you gotta have some class
Making OOC pairings, that is total ass
If you want your headcanon, forget the fucking lore
If you post that cringe again, you'll get shown the door

Slam your keyboard down and sperg out all around
Slam your keyboard down and sperg out all around

Here's the ships that you'll find, you wanna talk about love you got be kind
You got SonAmy, you expect to see
You got Shadria, spread like diarrhea
You got Sonurge, there's a real splurge
As for Miles P?
You like loli

Slam your keyboard down and sperg out all around
Slam your keyboard down and sperg out all around

If you wanna post your ship here, you gotta have some class
Making OOC pairings, that is total ass
If you want your headcanon, forget the fucking lore
If you post that cringe again, you'll get shown the door

Slam your keyboard down and sperg out all around.