>>712795307
Gonna run down the list
>Pistol is viable regardless of how much you cope
>Even with the BONK! tried to intentionally make it into something completely worthless can let you soak damage as a human shield for your team
>Crit a cola can still dump 6 140 damage shots into anyone with the stock scatter gun
>Boston basher does MORE damage than usual stock melees at 75 damage counting the hit and the bleed, lets you help build uber, and gives you practically rocket jump height if you get basher jumping down (AND STACKS WITH THE CLEAVER BLEED)
>Candy Cane makes fighting pyros a piece of cake and can fill you back up off of minicrit chip damage from using the critacola
>Wrap assassin and guillotine does 175 damage if they can't find something to stop the bleeding
>Everyone and their mother runs their gay retarded mouths off about how the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol is a straight upgrade
>Winger kills light classes in under a second and you can immediately pump 175 damage into anyone you tag with the fan o war.
>Sun on a stick is extremely niche to use practically but drops MOST of the classes in 3 hits if they're burning
Nearly all of this is way more practical than temporarily slowing and disarming enemy gamers.
tl;dr Scout's selection of weapons is extremely competitive if you're remotely competent.

>>712513737
I forget