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6/19/2025, 5:03:32 AM
CHALLENGE:
>You are placed in a cage with a bear
>The bear has been genetically modified to only become aggressive if you can't provide one, single, rational argument for why the Super Nailgun isn't a straight upgrade to the standard Nailgun
>you cannot use "progression", lack of skill (e.g. the SN fires faster so it's harder for a new player to control ammo output), or multiplayer netcode quirks as reasons -- if you do, the bear will also anally rape you before eating you alive
>If you survive, you will be released and given a real functioning replica of the Nailgun, Ranger's helmet, and also two really hot girlfriends
A bear is about to make you his bitch.
>You are placed in a cage with a bear
>The bear has been genetically modified to only become aggressive if you can't provide one, single, rational argument for why the Super Nailgun isn't a straight upgrade to the standard Nailgun
>you cannot use "progression", lack of skill (e.g. the SN fires faster so it's harder for a new player to control ammo output), or multiplayer netcode quirks as reasons -- if you do, the bear will also anally rape you before eating you alive
>If you survive, you will be released and given a real functioning replica of the Nailgun, Ranger's helmet, and also two really hot girlfriends
A bear is about to make you his bitch.
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