>be me
>hugless kissless virgin
>afraid of people
>pick the lock to my school rooftop to eat my lunch
>suddenly hear alot of noise
>ohshit.kpg
>hide in a conner
>there now full of chad and stacy trying to spoon feed this guy call rover
>god fucking damn it
How do i get out of this situation without them thinking i'm a weirdo? God i wish it was me feeding rover thought