BARNEY?!?!?!?! you mean you WANT to watch ME to FUCK YOUR WIFE?!?!?! and you mean you LIKE TO WATCH how it HAPPENS from a CORNER in a GRANITE CHAIR?!?!?!?!?!? you say you have done this BEFORE and let OTHER MEN get it on with your WIFE, specially MEN YOU KNOW?!?!?! you mean you GET PLEASURE from having OTHER MEN take over YOUR WIFE while you RAISE THEIR BASTARDS and actually WANT IT TO HAPPEN and now you want me to DO IT TO YOU TOO?!?!?!? ME?!?!?!?!?!? your BEST FRIEND IN THIS DAY AND (stone) AGE?!?!?!?! you WANT ME TO ABSOLUTELY KEK YOU WITH YOUR OWN WIFE?!?! even when i already have a healthy relationship with MY OWN WIFE VELMA?!?! you mean you want me to UNGA BETTY'S BUNGA?!?!?! give your wife her DOSE OF FLINTSTONE VITAMINS? you mean you want me to PEBBLE UP her PALEOWOMB with SUPERIOR FLINTCUM??? BARNEY!!! i as a friend of yours cannot IN GOOD FAITH ever do it to you, i say i won't YABBA DABBA DO any of that SHIT man, what the FUCK barney?! we're getting you to couple therapy right now you pebble-sized KEKbrain