Thread 529908746

100 Shadowguys edition

Previous 100 Shadowthreads: >>529884692

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-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

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>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

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Remember to hydrate on this hot summer day!

>Kris: We have to stop the Dess... Roaring Knight!
>Susie: Yeah y.... wait what did you said?
>Kris: N-Nothing.
>Susie: Do you know who the roaring knight is!? HOW!?
>Kris: Uh... internet?
>Susie:...
>Susie: HAH! YOU ARE SO SMART! HEARD THAT ROARING KNIGHT? KRIS FOUND OUT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY THANKS TO THE INTERNET!

reminder of the trve form of the knight

FEEL THE PRISMATIC FURY

>>529908881
oh yeah? actually im NOT going to drink any water. and im going to eat large amounts of salt too.
all in front of my Ralsei plushie. what are you going to do?? >>:)

earliest thread wins. my 100 shadowguys will exterminate the other threads

It would be really funny if the weird route had canon Suselle and the normal route didn't

>>529908746 (OP)
>>529909265
Read next time god damn it >>529907992

okay but why did Toby use the word SWOON specifically? there must be some meaning. such a bizarre pick.

>>529909384
The Knight is incredibly sexy

>>529909362
my shadowguys were supposed to read it aloud for me while i made the thread faster than u

>>529909362
Which one is your thread?

>>529909384
It's a reference to translation of the DEATH effect in some video game.

kris naturals

>>529909384
It's a Final Fantasy reference just like the flavor text when Susie and Ralsei get SWOONed is an Earthbound reference

Krissmass is canon, btw

>>529909384
There’s some sword in some gay RPG called the Black Knife in Japanese, Roberto’s native language, and SWOON is the english version of the instakill status effect it has

>>529909556
I made >>529908772

>>529909634
Its from fucking Final Fantasy V, God too many of you fuckers are such casuals.

>>529909258
I will try to enjoy my comfy 4th of July but I will be worried about you!

>>529909634
>>529909581
>>529909556
motherfucker really decided to sneak in a goofy reference during a story climax moment. that he knows would be analyzed to hell.

>>529909797
some of us weren’t alive when that game released, anon

>>529909568
Not canon

>>529909898
Some of you shouldnt be alive now.

>>529909703
You seem like an asshole, I think this thread should be the one everyone goes to.

the pancakes i made for breakfast were fucking shit. 4th of july is fucking over

>>529909797
You have to play every JRPG on the SNES to truly understand Toby's beautiful mind palace

>>529909964
t. pippins

>>529909964
i think shadowguy is definitely the cutest thread on the market atm.

hmm, today i think i shall push the NEET knight agenda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqC_YQz3EjI

>>529909909
I wish women were real

im so confused

who is my real father (new thread)

>>529910162
>t.lancer

>>529910136
there are some gr8 shadowguys on the whiteboards… sob

>>529910162
Queen is your girldad

>>529910162
the one with Prism Knight in it

>>529910207

>>529908746 (OP) is like...a third thread to me.

Watch Prism Knight become a recruitable miniboss in chapter 5 now because of this

What if...

>>529909797
Final Fantasy isn't quite as popular as it seems. I was around when it was near me and for me it just was not interesting.

>>529909568
It would be funny if Toby gave Kris massive breasts but continued pushing the idea of the gender being ambiguous

>>529910207
Hey actually wait a second
For a moment, Laniño and Elniña were in a throuple with Rouxls, and Rouxls is Lancer's Lesser Dad.
Did that make Laniño his Lesser Lesser Dad (Lesser Dad 2?) and Elniña his Lesser Girldad?

So we all agree that kruselle and alphyne are dogshit in deltarune, right?

FAVE'S NASTY ASS SCAB

>>529909968
>...You're messing with a couple of sharks
>literal endless laughing loop
Still hard to this day, Jevil I miss you, buddy

>>529910601
Another one for the scab drawer

Three new threads??? How did this happen

>>529910351
Chapter 5 is too far in development now, he'll be a hidden boss in chapter 6. You'll be traipsing through Gaster's meat factory when all the sudden you hear FEEL THE PRISMATIC FURY

>>529910590
wtf is kruselle

Kris and Dess.

>>529910729
Because /utg/ people can't read :(

>>529909909
>gold heart choker
Pics are for asriel then how scandalous.

>>529910091
Kris doesn't get a job because they admire the Knight's NEET ways

>>529910729
gaster did it

spilling facts

>>529910748
Thruple

>>529910819
for a sec I read "Kris is Dess" and I was like "there we go with another insane stupid theory"

>>529910897
Huh?

HOW'D YOU IDIOTS FUCK IT UP THIS BAD

>>529910590
>kruselle
Kris/Susie/Noelle? Yeah it sucks, the individual components all work but they don't have a good trio dynamic like Kris/Susie/Ralsei do. Then again, it frees Ralsei up to be my concubine, so it's not all bad.
>alphyne
I don't really care about any of the Hometown NPC pairings either way

What if Seam was the Ralsei of the previous/intended prophecy trio?

>>529910819
my headcanon is that kris knows how to fight thanks to dess, and it's not just out of instinct
susie knows because her dad was a lumberjack

Rudy is literally the knight. His cancer is from spam opening fountains. Its right there, people.

Gurrt: yo

>>529910950
Kris isn’t Dess.
Papyrus is piles of Dess dust.

>>529910804
Oooh I'm saving this for later

>>529910590
>alphyne
They haven't even gone on a first date yet because Kris set Undyne up to get kidnapped and sacrificed thus denying her the fat lizard ass and now Alphys thinks she got stood up

Prism Knight is piles of Starwalker dust

>>529910897
he wouldnt say that

>>529910861
Would Kris really try to seduce her own brother?

>>529911171
Starwalker is Dess’ save point

>>529911105
Papyrus snorted Dess's dust and now sometimes he gets possessed by her and commits crimes

Perhaps I should start posting my Krisriel greentexts from 2021

KRIS IS DEAD

DESS SMOKED KRIS'S ASHES AND THEY BECAME REAL AGAIN

>>529911034
Seam seems like a normal Darkner while Ralsei is something else

>>529910819
>Kris adores dess, she is the coolest in his eyes
>Dess knows it despite his attempts to not show it
>Pranking noelle is mainly to get a rise out of dess
>Dess hanging out with asriel is to annoy Kris

In practical terms:
>Berdly simped after Noelle because he thought Noelle liked him in the first pace and he was just trying to be nice.
>Berdly's only real bad act was allying with Queen in an effort to create a realm for Noelle as gratitude for having helped him out in becoming a model student.
>Berdly fell for Susie after learning something personal about her (that she played this one videogame).

>Noelle fell for Susie because Susie almost killed her childhood friend.
>Noelle still knows practically nothing about Susie's actual personality.
>Noelle still left Susie to stand alone and ostracized for who knows how long never actually making a move or trying to reach out to her despite her crush.
>Noelle waited until Kris befriended Susie and then keeps asking Kris to play wingman for her.
>Noelle then tries to win Susie over by trying to convince her she's never felt anything at all for Kris, not even friendship, on the off chance she could potentially assume she ever liked someone before her, even as a little kid.

And yet the first one is the one that gets treated like an unreasonable joke character that is acceptable to hate on...

>>529911215
Female Kris, living in the same room as her big bro, would had done a Chara (we are just adopted so it's okay, fuck me)
Male Kris wouldn't try to seduce his brother, but he would had stole the porn magazines about sexy alligators he was hiding under his bed.

>>529910897
Ralsei would say that

>>529911362
Berdly is a joke because he has no relation to Dess

>>529910897
But Ralsei, you were a nigger

>>529911215
Yeah probably. Stinky loner girl outcast desperate for acceptance but unable to ask normally and all

>>529911362
I just want you to know that I thoroughly enjoyed using snowgrave on berdly and my only regret is that I had to harm the darkners to do it

>>529911426
he transitioned

>>529911034
Seam had to be told that the world is a game by Jevil, while Ralsei seems innately aware of it, so I don't think Seam is a Prince. But FRIEND or John Mantle might be, and Seam seems to have ties to them.

Why is it that when I draw an LGBT person hanged, I'm the bad guy, when a redditor does it, it's "beautiful art"?

>>529911474
Baste

>>529911392
>male kris wormed his way into dess' heart at an early age (then kept at it after she went emo)
>female kris seduced her bro for the lulz (and keeps sending him lewd selfies while he's at college)
this kid just ain't right

>>529911512
what if FRIEND and seam used to be one thing? they’re both cats, dess made seam, and now dess is being used as a scratching post by FRIEND in the depths

>>529911549
Probably because you can't draw and you just use AI.

>>529911392
Male kris absolutely would. Unrivaled primal sex force driven by goat monster pheromones. The real question is whether he would be on top or bottom

>>529911474
Ah yes, "snowgrave". The route characterized by the fact Noelle turns away from Susie even faster than she crushed on her to begin with.

This is the canon thread

>>529911362
That's because Noelle for (you)

>>529911549
LMAO BASED KEK

can fave love

>>529911445
Buying Ralsei some sex toys and streaming equipment for his room!

>>529911362
Berdly, Catti and Jockington are all related to Dess.

>Berdly
Noelle and Kris invited shy pre-incident Berdly to watch Asriel and Dess duke it out with each other on Smash Fighters.
>Catti
Dess made some shit up about the occult and Catti fell for it
>Jockington
Dess is a sports genius and Jockington got inspired by her

>>529911362
keep spreading the gospel

>>529911653
kris and asriel switch

>>529911798
When she asks this I’m going to say that my name is DESS

>>529911841
Good fucking lord dude, is there ANYONE whose entire life doesn't revolve around Dess?

It should be mandatory to play Earthbound, Mother 3, Final Fantasy I-VI, Breath of Fire 1 and 2, Dragon Quest 1-6, and read the entirety of Homestuck to play Deltarune. And the optional filler predecessor Undertale, of course.

>>529911840
Cute

>>529911798
Everyone in the game is for (Me), including Kris.

Sans is Dess.

>>529911981
what amazing reason is this man red?

>>529911947
The only final fantasy character i can goon to is Clive, so I’m not playing any of the others

Hey I found one of you guys in the wild

>>529911840
What are some good sex toys for this purpose?

>>529911565
>>529911661
We need to meme this scene more.

>>529911947
>read the entirety of Homestuck
now that's just cruel. you could have suggested something like terranigma

>>529911841
Don't forget that Berdly's current persona is the result of Noelle flubbing the spelling bee because of Dess.

>>529912025
[ACT]
*Warmify

Not going to lie, if I found out some unnatural God wants to bang me and is DESPERATE to stalk me and follow me all over my life I would probably enjoy it

>3 threads in the fucking catalog
Happy 4th of July you fucking retards, hope you've got some fireworks to think about the land where you're free enough to actually meme with your fave.

>>529911981
Truke

>>529911798
*Angel.

>>529911947
Dragon Quest II and VI were mid, THERE I SAID IT

>>529912185
>if you criticize Asriel you can get arrested or deported
LMAO

>>529911947
You forgot Live A Live and Chrono Trigger, you fool

>>529911893
Nobody could imagine how happy I am that woody theory didn't come true and it really was just retarded schizo rambling the whole time

Looking over my old stories/greentexts from 2021 and none of them fit Kris' characterization now. I hate it here
I guess I actually need to write something new

I love fish

>>529912314
i prefer dess spam to the woody schizos.

Reminder that we've never actually seen her ghost form. ... Or have we?!

>>529911836
Ralsei definitely can.

Fave.... is a monster.
A complete monster. It's undeniable....
Their species... is monster...

>>529912406
NO NOT AGAIN

>>529911947
Wait isn't Breath of Fire 3 the good one that has some Deltarune connections? I only ever played 1.

Fave is a sex monster.

>>529912382
Same shit different toilet I can't wait for the chapter to come out and leave all you niggas shocked when the most obvious answer was in fact not the correct one

Deltarune? The Kris and Dess show.

>>529912528
thats why i carefully placed all my eggs into the “susie is a darkner” basket

All my old fanfics are still in character because I am blessed by Apollo

I LOVE TV!!! I LOVE TENNA!!!

>>529912382
>dess spam

>>529912049
i dont give a fuck about this.
gimme your favorite niche ship.

>>529912502
Oops, I mixed it up, that was 6th pic. This is 4th.

>>529910897
quit leaking chapter 5

I love the demonic Chara, it adds at least some polarity to the game

>>529912520
Yeah, better be careful around him

>>529912314
i just like pete n vb as it's own thing, i did not care for woody theory

>>529912314
Hard same. The fact there were people who genuinely believed that shit is outrageous. This is a problem.

>>529912382
I want to disagree, but at least Dess is actually a part of the game.

>>529909258
Ralsei would be worried about you...

>>529912680
Then would come >>529912502

Oh, I get it. The three threads represent the delta rune from the hit obscure indie rpg undertale

>>529912776
>Asriel came to this

>>529912656
Sure

the final boss of Deltarune.

>>529912782
>At least dess is part of the game
True but also people are taking it too far with that, I've seen people blabber some shit about dess being like an undead or some weird theory and all that shit but my question is, how did you even come to that conclusion when we know next to nothing

If Ralsei is a plushie toy in the light world and you opened him up and filled him with more stuffing would he look fat with a big belly next time you come into the dark world hahah

>>529912935
On the angel they shall reconcile and have hot loud sweaty gay sex that makes even RG01 and RG02 jealous

>>529912520
He's very self-conscious about it

Who is Kris's Super Smashing Fighters main?

>>529912928
Yeah

>>529912473
>>529912631
>pink and gold
>able to enter forbidden areas
>cat shaped
And of course, the word 'mad' has multiple meanings.

>>529912928
chara gave asriel sloppy toppy with the black goop coming out of her mouth and he came so hard he had a seizure and needed to be hospitalized

>>529912935
crazy how this is probably more canon than most ships here

>>529909568
My new headcanon is girl Kriss is flat in the Lightworld but gets picrel in the Darkworld. She's happy nobody noticed because of her breastplate but is secretly kinda pleased once she realized how it worked.

>>529913131
stop fucking posting her you’re gonna derail the thread

Your response, anons? Where are you going to take Noelle after the festival?

>>529913109
minecrap stan

>>529913135
And it was so fucking worth it! the scary black goop felt amazing all over his dick!

>>529913109
Blue Swordsperson

look. i’ll level with you. im a gooner. i jerk off. but you can goon morally, you must learn the art, lest you be outcasted to the objectionable gooners (you dont wanna be there trust me)

if you must crank the hog to deltarune, stroke it to queen, carol, toriel, or any adult.

>>529913029
Agreed. I have no idea why people are so desperate for her to be the Knight. It's way too obvious and not even thematically interesting. Motherfuckers straight up forgot this is, y'know, a story.

>>529911362
>Noelle fell for Susie because Susie almost killed her childhood friend.
She has a crush on Susie because she's got an aura of danger and does what she wants, but hopes that she's secretly nice which turns out to be correct after which she makes her move
The Newest Girl thing would've been a problem if Kris hadn't completely no-sold her
>Noelle still knows practically nothing about Susie's actual personality.
She knows Susie is rough around the edges but a real sweetheart who wants to help this boy that "goes to another school" have fun
She knows Susie likes to goof around and pull little pranks like scaring her with the "severed hand" thing
She knows Susie loves horror movies like Blood Crushers
She knows Susie thinks about being Susiezilla more often than not
She also knows that Susie played that particular video game and even how she got it and how she played it
She's unsure about Susie's tail status
She knows less than Kris who's gone on four adventures with her but knowing "practically nothing" is an extreme overstatement, she certainly knows a lot more than Berdly does
>Noelle still left Susie to stand alone and ostracized for who knows how long never actually making a move or trying to reach out to her despite her crush.
>Noelle waited until Kris befriended Susie and then keeps asking Kris to play wingman for her.
I agree that not doing anything until Kris became a canary in the mines was a pussy thing to do and I think it'll come up later
Asking someone you constantly do favors for to help you out a little bit is perfectly normal though
>Noelle then tries to win Susie over by trying to convince her she's never felt anything at all for Kris, not even friendship, on the off chance she could potentially assume she ever liked someone before her, even as a little kid.
Related to Noelle's own cope over her feelings for Kris and Kris apparently not giving a shit about her, seeing it as "rapturously throwing Kris under the bus" is a massive misread

>>529913317
That could be anyone

I’m not fully a believer of “Kris swooned Susie and Ralsei after the Knight fight” theory but I can’t stop thinking about Ralsei’s dialogue in that scene. Susie gets swooned and Ralsei seems surprised and says “H-How could you?” as if the Knight wasn’t just trying to beat the shit out of them two seconds ago during the fight. It’s a very odd dialogue choice and an odd scene in general. I think the visual of the sword coming from behind is at least meant to imply some ambiguity or symbolize Kris backstabbing the group by working with the Knight. Kris also does not step in to protect Susie like they did against the Chaos King.

UTG UTG TURN THE TV ON THEY SEALED THE FOUNTAIN
THEY SEALED THE FUCKING FOUNTAIN

*twerks on thread*

>>529910590
Alphys has been a way better character in Deltarune overall so we can assume that if they get together it will be a better ship then what happened in Undertale.

>>529913109
Masked High Schooler

Randomly making references to Undertale without ever telling Kris what Undertale is or explaining any kind of context behind to those references, causing Kris to just assume you're schizophrenic

>>529913524
huge ass

>>529913135
>>529913303

>>529913404
I would have just ignored that shitposter but good on you for giving an honest response

>>529911215
I'm glad to see that that image is getting reposed.

>>529912314
If anything that damn theory only got more evidence in chapter 3 and 4. He truly will never dieT8NGY

>>529913436
would ralsei be a camerahead

>>529913284
I am going to make Noelle take her mom's credit card and go to the P"E"zza place and order as many pizzas as humanly possible and make her eat them all

>>529913095
I still can't believe Ralsei going "aww kris wants walksies" is a real line in the game

>>529912656
mettaton and sans should date each other as a mutual containment method.

>>529912247
Can't hear you over your fucking MEME LOISCENSE!Ahem, good job on the games preservation petition and hope the EU shit also goes well. Fucking bongs might've done something good for the first time in 40 years.

>>529912776
Also fun when others make them have a flair of adorable while keeping the devilry. Already was willing to sell my soul, won't complain about it being easier.

I pranked noelle by getting her pregnant in the dark world

>>529913428
Yeah but counterpoints: Ralsei doesn't bring it up again afterwards and doesn't think there's anything wierd going on with Kris despite being so utterly surprised at that moment, Kris fights harder after they're both downed, and Kris doesn't protect Susie because the attack is completely instantaneous, with Susie getting cut off and Ralsei not even reacting in time either.

melon

>>529913601
I wish that show didn't suck as much ass as it did. Now wipe that goo away before you stain Toriel's furniture

>>529913774
Berdly...

>>529913331
you do know that “gooners” stroke to emojis and captions telling them to overdose or send people money right

>>529912185
If they didn't have Chara written on their shirt no one would ever guess what character this is.

>>529913347
>way too obvious
Says who? Your ass who consumed 10 years of Deltarune lore compared to Timmy who doesn't know what the fuck a Dess is?

>>529913762
I'm an American though, our country just sucks ass right now. Still it will be fun to spend a beautiful warm holiday with my family.

>>529913917
There are loads of different types of gooners you fucking plebian

My peeny hurte.

>>529913331
"Gooner" is when you print out pictures of a character's face and shoot ropes on it, not masturbating like anyone else.

>>529913964
SAVE ME ELNINA TE HEAT IS FUCKING UNBEARABLE

>>529913778
>Ralsei doesn't bring it up again afterwards
Ralsei also has multiple private conversations with Kris and seems to defer to their judgement a lot, it could be either complete acceptance of Kris's decision or to try and keep things hush hush from the player
>Kris fights harder after they're both downed
Just because Kris backstabs Susie and Ralsei doesn't mean that they don't get a little mad seeing them get merked
It's just one of those things that comes with the territory when you catch feelings for the people your boss told you to use as pawns

>>529913957
devils advocate... i'm not a lorefag and i had basically forgot half the game when i played the new stuff. but when i saw the knight my first thought was that this knight might be that Dess character that other characters kept mentioning.

>>529912528
>Same shit different toilet
>when the most obvious answer
...are you implying the woody theory was the most obvious one?

>>529913964
All countries everywhere suck ass right now. It's kind of a major thing, no matter how many delusional people insist things are fine otherwise

>>529914050
what I’m saying is the average gooner doesn’t have morals

>>529912078
Imagine a porn webm in the Deltarune style of Kriss humping Noelle on the couch. It plays as a gif and doesn't alter till the end where the Pumpkin bursts through the wall, says 'YOUR RAPING TOO LONG' and bats Kriss aside with it's poorly drawn cock. It then fucks Noelle for 3 seconds before finishing with a 'Mama-miaa!' and leaves. The last 5 seconds of the gif is just Kriss going 'wtf' while Noelle twitches on the couch.

>>529913283
... Did I miss something?

>>529914158
that doll can fit so much gender discourse in it

>>529913428
I'll be honest, I lean heavily on the "Kris did it" side mainly because I think that's the more interesting option. Kris clearly cares about Susie and even Ralsei, so knocking their friends out suggests a lot about the strength of their commitment to their "promise." It would also set up Ralsei potentially switching to (Our) side over Kris's, since he seems really broken up about it if you talk to him after the cutscene. Plus it adds another layer to Toriel suddenly having a nightmare if you beat the Knight instead of sleeping peacefully when you lose. It's the most interesting option narratively even if the evidence doesn't fully add up.

>>529914076
That's... not gooning. That's tributing. Very different

Why is there no TV in this thread?

>>529913284
To the cafe where Catti work

we need more goat in this thread

>>529914326
with DETERMINATION, we can make thread good

>>529913501
Kris hates tsunderes and Alphys's anime reviews, Persona is probably to weeby for them

The shadow guys are goons

>>529914326
Tenna's TV Time has been placed on hiatus in this thread due to the overarching issue of multiple threads being present. Please understand. You may resume your antics in the next one

>>529913331
understood
this picture of susie deltarune is an adult (you can tell because of her larger breasts)
as such, gooning to it is now morally correct
later virgins

>>529914431
noted

>>529914394
Goat needs some pepsis for his sepsis

>>529914429
Sounds like an amazing idea to me

Deltarune but Kris looks like this

>>529914285
Oh, that. Yeah, I don't care. If retards want to break their own skulls against a wall seething over an anime catgirl who happens to be trans, let them be sad bastards. Maddie a cute!

I expect Gaster to be completely smooth and unpixelated or in a totally different artstyle during his boss fight

>>529914251
kek

>>529913404
NTA but even if the statements are technically correct
>Noelle had literally no reason to think Susie was a nice girl, in fact if she was a good friend at all seeing the bullying scenes should have convinced her of the opposite. She also has no idea if Kris "no-sold" her, she just saw Susie about to curbstomp Kris and then leave.
>All of that information was learned AFTER Noelle had already decided Susie is the best thing ever in the world and she'd simp for her to the infinite. That devalues all of it because you know Noelle would still be convinced Susie is ideal even if none of all that were true.
>We're gonna circle right back to yet another "Noelle absolutely didn't mean anything negative at all by telling Susie Kris never meant anything to her" argument.

And also you're both leaving out that Noelle takes record time in dropping Susie like a sack of potatoes in Wierd route the instant someone interests her slightly more, even worse that being Kris who she also turns on in Normal route. Not to mention the Berdly thing, her supposed current best friend.
I don't know how you Noelle stans reconcile the fact you've got both routes to contrast with each other that prove she's got no concept of loyalty and will eagerly turn on anyone and everyone if she gets horny enough, including Susie herself.

>>529911362
Incelle is truly the worst

>>529913301
>Unorthodox gimmick character that's crazy overpowered as a result
That's Kris alright

>>529913331
>he thought the post was genuine and not just someone quoting random twitter bullshit
oh no no no

>>529914519
he prefers cola

>>529914565
She does look like that doe

>>529913283
>>529914158
>>529914623
Literally no one here cares about Mad Mew Mew's gender identity. They only care when it's Kris because they can use it for moral superiourity

>>529914285
She is the least controversial character, tho. Pretty much everyone agrees that ghosts don't have genders. Pretty much everyone agrees that if it looks female, sounds female, and have a pussy, it is female. There's no need to involve flags.

Does anyone think picrel happened to Spamton but on a smaller scale?
So he's basically spam email, incapable of forming original ideas and is parasitic. He copied the Addisons and they found him offputting.
Then he met the mystery caller who gave him the ability to think abstractly and he was able to have his own ideas. This turned him "normal"(though he's still a narcissistic asshole) and allowed him to become a BIG SHOT. See how his relationship with Tenna was more collaborative, they both created stuff together and incorporated that into parts of their personalities.
The moment his benefactor ghosted him, he lost that ability but he still remembers when he could think beyond copying, which drives him insane. His speech is a garbled mess now because he used to be able to do cool stuff with his text (like embedding images and such) and he's trying to do that again.
This might contribute to why he seethes at Tenna so much. It doesn't come from a place of rationality, he used to comprehend how to have a mutually beneficial relationship(maybe even what love feels like). But now he only knows how to leech again. To him, Tenna was also a leech and [It Hurts! It Hurts!] to think about their time together.

>>529914625
Gaster will be shown with an FMV of Toby, shaved completely bald and painted with make up to look like Mystery Man while wearing a pink contact in the left eye and a yellow contact in the right eye.

>>529913676
what was tricky tony thinking?

>>529914658
This is such a weird image to post because they're literally snuggling on the couch playing guitar together like 2 minutes later.

>And also you're both leaving out that Noelle takes record time in dropping Susie like a sack of potatoes in Wierd route the instant someone interests her slightly more, even worse that being Kris who she also turns on in Normal route.
Yeah because you mindraped her lmao
If you're basing your ship on weird route I have bad news for you.

>>529913095
If Ralsei can shapeshift a pussy I think I'd be willing to fuck them. Actually, since Darkner's don't actually have a need for excretion there's probably nothing down there?
Or maybe since they're a mammal type they've got a dick and ass but it's like ceremonial and never used.
Actually most of the Darkners are very not based on life, like pure animal-looking Darkener's aren't that common, they're all mixed with objects fairly obviously.

>>529914658
Hell, it's still not clear, but if Wierd route proceeds with Noelle getting more invested in the player/Soul, it will be yet ANOTHER time she turns on Kris., AFTER already having convinced herself she loved him again.

>>529914606
THERE'S FOUR NOW?

>>529914853
Dan Hentschel as Gaster
>>529914805
>>529914823
i was here for a more recent thread that got completely derailed by gender arguments because of a mew mew post

>>529914519
remember pepsi fountain

>>529914504
that's a meaty sus, moar

So is cheesus like a real character in the deltarune setting or what?

>>529914707
Delish
>>529914805
That Mad Mew Mew poster is not an actual characterfag. He's a threadshitter who loves derailing the thread with gender discussions, he's done it a lot in the past. Wouldn't shock me if he was spamming that one Kris image too

>>529913786
Loafsei

>>529914890
>because they're literally snuggling on the couch playing guitar together like 2 minutes later.
Yeah because Suselle is written like utter disjointed shit.

>Yeah because you mindraped her lmao
Telling Noelle to do things is not "mindraping". Nobody fiddled with her brain. She just went along with it. She could have planted her foot down at any moment.

>>529915024
Cheesus Micest

>>529915034
why should we trust you canucksei

>>529915024
Jesus exists within DR universe since multiple characters say "jeez"

BARNEY?!?!?!?! you mean you WANT to watch ME to FUCK YOUR WIFE?!?!?! and you mean you LIKE TO WATCH how it HAPPENS from a CORNER in a GRANITE CHAIR?!?!?!?!?!? you say you have done this BEFORE and let OTHER MEN get it on with your WIFE, specially MEN YOU KNOW?!?!?! you mean you GET PLEASURE from having OTHER MEN take over YOUR WIFE while you RAISE THEIR BASTARDS and actually WANT IT TO HAPPEN and now you want me to DO IT TO YOU TOO?!?!?!? ME?!?!?!?!?!? your BEST FRIEND IN THIS DAY AND (stone) AGE?!?!?!?! you WANT ME TO ABSOLUTELY KEK YOU WITH YOUR OWN WIFE?!?! even when i already have a healthy relationship with MY OWN WIFE VELMA?!?! you mean you want me to UNGA BETTY'S BUNGA?!?!?! give your wife her DOSE OF FLINTSTONE VITAMINS? you mean you want me to PEBBLE UP her PALEOWOMB with SUPERIOR FLINTCUM??? BARNEY!!! i as a friend of yours cannot IN GOOD FAITH ever do it to you, i say i won't YABBA DABBA DO any of that SHIT man, what the FUCK barney?! we're getting you to couple therapy right now you pebble-sized KEKbrain

>>529915087
>NOOOOO ITS BAD WRITING IF THEY DONT HATE EACH OTHER
I am convinced Susie and Noelle at the festival in chapter 5 will mindbreak some of you

>>529914993
i'll give you 1 more

one of those “big guy splits into smaller and smaller guys” fights but it’s a nature valley bar darkner

>>529914805
I think it helps that Maddie's transness is an explicit part of her story. There's not really any room to argue.

ANYWAY, I just just think it would be neat if she turned out to be FRIEND. That's the one schizo theory I will allow myself to have.

>>529915034
There's at least two people who have, in the last thread, decided to start the kris gender argument. They're not here yet, but I'm sure they'll show up any minute now to cause problems

>>529915080
If he was tired he would be feeling loafsome
>>529915105
Because I'm bready and carbohydrated

>>529915087
Look up how IRL cults brainwash their victims.

How nice of the monsters to give up their lives to make Chara stronger. I mean, it's only fair, Chara gave up his life for them first, now they have to repay the debt

>>529915034
>that image
reminds me that it has been a TOO LONG while since i bought a big pack of colas, would be delish.

>>529915080
he's a bread AND a baaa

>>529914890
>watching someone play guitar is snuggling
they aren't even that fucking close, the only time they even get close in that scene is when asgore shows up and like 5 seconds later carol comes in and tells susie to fuck off
you're literally making shit up

>>529915254
I don't like meme references very much but this would make me chuckle

>>529915272
I am now convinced one of them is this guy since his entire Twitter profile is seething at lesbians and posting/replying to 4chan screencaps. But he's a Eurofag so he's probably asleep now.

>>529915261
this is just a rehash of the Vriska knows the gospel image, you cannot escape the shadow of Homestuck.

>>529915317
they should all give up their souls to her (including all those pesky human souls) so she can have a body of her own too, i think that'd be pretty neato

>>529915207
>>NOOOOO ITS BAD WRITING IF THEY DONT HATE EACH OTHER
It's bad writing that Susie, who already has been shown physically attacking classmates over them just calling Kris a wimp, hears Noelle put them down as someone she was forced into hanging out with and that despite that she never liked, and immediately forget about it by the next scene, yes.

>>529915167
>>529915024
This actually reminds be of various Undertale fanfictions using "stars" as a substitute for "god".
Eg, instead of going "oh thank god", monsters will go "oh thank stars".
Or even just saying "stars", in the same ways somebody would say "jesus" in reaction to something.

Despite the fact that nobody in UT does this.
And the fact that multiple monsters do use the word "god". Alphys alone says it like 30+ times

>>529914890
Wait a second, Susie only does the chin thingy with Kris... This is fake and evil

if i knew how i’d edit the heart over king fritz and kris’s face over ymir’s, with the caption:

>KRIS, MY VESSEL

>>529913778
>Ralsei doesn't bring it up again afterwards
Ralsei knew that The Knight was going to show up and kill Tenna. Ralsei knew that they were fated to lose to The Knight there. Ralsei knew that Kris is a double agent. He's just shocked that, after YOU gave him just a little hope that maybe they COULD fight fate and change The Prophecy, Kris would stab his friends in the back to keep things on course.
>* Somehow, I thought we... had won... for a moment...
>* That... we would be able to end the battle... here and now...
>* ... you...
>* You were so brave... and yet...
>* In the end... our struggle...
>* It's only beginning, isn't it...?
>* ... Isn't it, Kris...?
Ralsei does not confront Kris about this because he knows it is pointless to do so, just as pointless as begging The Knight not to cause The Roaring. Everyone is playing the part they're fated to play. He knows that Kris is just as bound by their circumstances as he is.
Ralsei, of course, is also fully aware of YOU, that YOU are possessing Kris and that YOU are watching and listening whenever you are present. Ralsei is committed to maintaining the kayfabe that YOU are Kris, and he won't break that illusion because if you become disillusioned with the game and stop playing, everybody loses.

>>529915373
watching someone play guitar is romance adjacent. like in that last of us 2 scene.

>>529915408
>he's a Eurofag so he's probably asleep now
It's 4:30 PM

>>529915450
>anon doesn't know about the andoe hussie conspiracy

>>529915373
https://x.com/DEERL4NEY/status/1940884981955678579?t=xKwK252opJj2h1gQ4h7rgg&s=19

Don't open, this WILL upset you

>>529915254
i like how all chapters have atleast one enemy that has a stronger version of itself
>rudins and hatties, rudin rangers and head hatties
>werewires, maus, tasque, werewerewires, mauswheels, tasque manager
>...ribbicks?
>mizzles, miss mizzle

>>529915408
>this is the kind of retard i'm sharing a general with

>>529915408
guarantee that was the guy who used that image as an OP a few threads back to stir up shit too, a very unsightly individual for sure

>>529915207
Those of us who aren't shipping obsessed schizo teenagers, meanwhile, will just enjoy the cute dorks finally getting some payoff to their subplot.

>>529915548
I do thank you very much

>>529915480
It doesn't really make literal sense for them to say those things especially in Deltarune, I think it's artistic license on the game's part
Not super strange for fan fiction to diverge from that (they tend to be clumsy about it but what else is new)

Man, I truly cant wait for chapter 5. The festival is going to make utg so fun to scroll, the ships war and weird route raping is going to be sooo funnn

>>529911549
>"Damn Ralsie, why didn't you tell me Kris could levitate?"
>"That's gonna be so useful in other darkworlds."

>>529915357
>picrel
That's cute, Rals.

>>529915480
I think we have the earlier leakage from SU into the fandom to thank for that, and then even the people who weren't into SU probably used it too just because it was something they saw very often
Nice lizzur

>>529915554
I’d say Miss Mizzle is more of a boss version since there’s only one of her but i think there was only one werewerewire too

>>529914060
Stop fapping so much, Lancer

>>529915726
Chapter 7 is where the real fun will be. People seething about the ending, people seething about their ships, people seething about how they feel Toby personally called them bad people. It will be years of pent up madness unleashed onto the internet.

What the fuck is toby doing

>>529915648
>payoff is when susie and noelle break character whenever they share a scene

Kris riding Dess

>>529911549
>anon got mogged by redditards

>>529915480
>>529915783
Undyne fucks this, by the way.

just saw a boss fight from chapter 7, susie and undyne do the fusion dance.

>>529915207
It'll just be us going, oh well, Toby's lesbian obsession has ruined even their magnum opus. RIP.

>>529915870
>THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAD AT EACH OTHER!!!!!
Calm down dude, you're not gonna make it.

>>529915836
dess is crashing out so Toby's PR team is on damage control

>>529915954
Undyne/Alphys fuck sessions consist of a minute and a half of Undyne furiously humping Alphys and then Alphys running out of stamina and being too sore for the rest of the night while Undyne has barely even started.

>>529914879
>what was tricky tony thinking?
"Man I fucking love puppyplay"

>>529915087
>Suselle is written like utter disjointed shit
I’m not even following this thread but I think you just never had a crush in school. There’s always going to be a lot of awkwardness and Noelle making it her whole personality isn’t surprising. You can think it’s boring or prefer other ships but to say it’s unrealistic or disjointed is just wrong lol

>>529915834
You still really think there's going to be a chapter 7? lmao
The game ends at 5. 6 and 7 will be a different/alternate story line from the one we're playing now

>>529915408
I agree with this statement but that's still lame.

>>529915834
I cant wait

>>529915769
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
>RALSUS
VERSUS
>KRALSEEEEIIII
BEGIN

>>529915836
she had a heated gaming moment

>>529915836
>September 2015

Wow.

>>529916010
>just consume the slop bro. Disliking things is cringe bro.
Acting like the bad writing isn't 3 scenes total in 4 chapters lmao

>>529916102
Why do you fucking interject if you aren't following the thread? Fuck off, you don't even have the context.

>529915870
>anon legit can't comprehend that people act slightly differently depending on who they are interacting with
Shippers are NEVER going to beat the allegations of literal insanity. Basic human behaviors escape them entirely.

>>529916102
You have to remember a lot of people here never dated in middle school or high school, they don't remember the awkwardness of feeling our crushes.

>>529915836
you can change your name on twitter you know

>>529916226
Terminal shippers don't experience their own interpersonal relationships, so they project. If the character isn't le literally me, they have a meltie. This isn't new. Who could forget the voltron cupcake controversy

>>529915836
>it's real
What the fuck is he cooking I'm scared bros...

>>529915456
>who already has been shown physically attacking classmates
That didn't happen. Get a grip
>Noelle put them down as someone she was forced into hanging out with
Noelle clarifying her relationship to Kris as a kid is not "putting them down"
>and that despite that she never liked
You're lying again
>and immediately forget about it by the next scene
You can repost that screenshot of Susie frowning out of context as many times as you want but it won't change the fact that in the actual scene she's more concerned about the implication that HER Ferris Wheel ride with Noelle was "forced" than whatever Noelle feels about Kris

I hope you understand that in these threads people are less invested in Noelle and Susie's relationship and more sick of you annoying fags sperging out like hysterical women every time anything tangentially related to it comes up, and you always come up with the most bullshit misinterpretation of the text to justify why you're having a meltdown about the most basic teenage romance tropes

>>529916203
If you think Toby's writing is slop, lmao dude just lmao
You're so mad over cartoon teenage girl crushes, its so weird

Kris is not nonbinary.

>>529915501
here you go anon, fresh off the presses

>>529915836
>Dess wasn't meant to be found
>She's the Gaster equivalent to tie into Toby's next game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>529915454
Souls are a very unreliable source of power; they can turn against you or start helping your enemy. No, true power lies in your own desire to cause pain. The stronger your desire, the stronger you are. Also, if you want to give Chara a suitable body, you need to find a suitable vessel, place the soul there, start killing, and Chara will come to your call, as promised.

>>529916396
It's been on the fire since 2015 my guy. Whatever it is, it's burnt
>>529916429
>That didn't happen. Get a grip
It happened.

>Berdly reciprocates Noelle's affection just because he thinks she's crushing on him.
>This is laughable and silly, he's a pathetic comedy character.

>Susie reciprocates Noelle's affection just because Noelle has a crush on her, even though they've talked two times.
>This is moving and cute and they're super valid and if you point out this double standard at all then you're an incel and should get run down the street for standing in the way of Toby's yuri fetish.

What is it about a cute young doe that makes people go crazy and lose their minds?

>>529916220
Because getting this mad over the flaws of a relationship between two fictional high schoolers isn’t normal

>>529916454
We know, there's no need to keep posting about it.

ships won't matter when reality is crumbling, FRIEND is hunting down the fun gang and man_ominous.ogg is playing

>>529916553
She's cute and sexy

>>529916552
>Susie reciprocates Noelle's affection just because Noelle has a crush on her, even though they've talked two times.
Me when I mash through the scene of Susie and Noelle on a heart covered ferris wheel

>>529916167
if ralsei and noelle became better friends the fuckgang polycule could be one member away from being considered as an orgy

>>529916458
well done anon, my vessel

i shall reward you with my thanks

>>529916572
>Getting made a story is written poorly is unreasonable.
What a disingenuous statement.

>>529916669
The literal first time they even talked at all. And you guys will act like they're not getting forced into each other.

>>529916387
God, the Voltron shipping shit was a fucking embarrassment for our species. Like, they're fictional characters, people. I will never understand why niggas get SO tilted over cartoons fucking.

Also, to be fair, it was never proven if the needle cookie thing actually happened. It's like the sharpie bath thing, very likely made up.

>>529916703
Toby is a good writer though, you're being silly.

do you guys even like the video game

Shill me a console content mod for Undertale

>>529916678
....
that was not part of your script of the rap battle

>>529915480
Cheezus, Toby is a hack

Berdly is so fine

>>529916552
Susie has been shown to also have feelings of attraction towards Noelle, did you play the game?
>if you point out this double standard at all then you're an incel
Things nobody has said

Thank God weird route exists

>>529916751
>having to lie
You lost the argument, sneed.

>Toby planned to have Kris laugh before the chapter 3 credits roll
Kris is evil.

would fave kill politicians or would fave protest

>>529916804
It's 4th of July and instead of making BBQ amerisharts are shitting up the website.

>>529916804
Every part of it except for the implication Susie and Noelle might become romantically involved.

>>529916949
He was laughing with Undyne and the Knight.

>>529916387
>>529916794
did they even watch the cool robot parts or were they just there for an animated K-drama?

>>529916878
Nigga when

>>529916878
>Susie has been shown to also have feelings of attraction towards Noelle,
And it's the stupidest thing ever. Susie didn't show a single trace of interest in Noelle until Noelle was s-s-s-stuttering at her, and then suddenly Susie was in love.
>Things nobody has said
Been said multiple times per thread for weeks, including this very one. Just look up.

>>529916972
Dess would definitely kill politicians

can a darkner impregnate lightener or vice versa

>>529916804
I think its fantastic

>>529915203
>no "you mean you want me to MAKE HER BED ROCK??!?"
one. job.

>>529917101
Yes.

>>529916449
I think tobys writing is at times pretty great. How he writes susie in the church in chapter 4 is really good, for example.
For some reason, his writing talent goes to absolute shit whenever lesbians are involved. I don't know why, but he goes from writing normally good chemistry and believable interactions to just making characters change into whatever is most immediately convenient.

Like, even if you like susie there are clearly better ways you could have done that than just making susie suddenly start liking everything noelle does after meeting her once. Or you could have at least shown her actually treating noelle better before the dark world in chapter 2.
Or hell, you could have at least not pretended that susie was "nice scary" before chapter 1 lmao. There's one fucking day between susie beating kris against a locker and the ferris wheel ride.

And then you compare it to other relationships like kris/noelle where:
>the characters act naturally, and have natural chemistry
>they talk about a genuine intersection of interests
>they clearly have fond shared memories
and the contrast is fucking jarring.

The only reason you might even possibly like it is if you just find the scenes themselves in isolation cute, because neither noelle or susie acts anything like that anywhere else in the game
I don't have to be angry to think it's a blemish on an otherwise solid experience, and I don't have to mindlessly praise everything about deltarune just because I like it overall.

>>529916751
I look like this

>>529916804
Shippers are, ironically, incapable of loving anything. They are utterly consumed by their obsession, to the point where it's not a matter of joy, but rather what they perceive as what simply should be.

>>529916878
Shippers also don't actually engage with the media they latch onto. They see two characters with appealing designs and decide they should be fucking.

>>529917101
>>529917151
I sure as fuck will try to impregnate Ralsei while he's impregnating you

>>529915954
fucks this and got it pregnant

>make a shitty post to further whatever kind of agenda or mental damage you have
>if someone brings up how retarded you are fight them until you're losing the argument and then pretend to be another fag acting in moral superiority pointing out how it's bait made only to flood the thread
>refresh your vpn, repeat for 4 years, and you get an /UTG/

>>529917132
mmmmmm tiddy

>>529916938
Oh I'm sorry true, a bunch of months ago Noelle handed Susie a pencil, then they didn't talk again until chapter 2. wich Noelle still thinks was just a dream. My fault. How could I not have remembered this utter pinnacle of romantic writing?

>>529916972
Politicians don't exist in UT/DR
>but king asgore/but mayor holiday
Zero questions regarding legitimacy, mandate of heaven, politics never occurred for them to gain their offices

>>529915480
A certain cartoon uses "for Pete's sake", even though Saint Peter (or Christianity in general) does not exist in that world.

>>529917101
Only males, darkner dna is funny like that

>>529916794
I don't know about the undertale needle cookie thing, but the cupcake laced with broken glass was real and someone almost died from it
>>529917024
Who knows, but I'm still firmly on the side of klance and everyone else is wrong and should die desu

>>529917279
stop noticing things

>>529917154
>For some reason, his writing talent goes to absolute shit whenever lesbians are involved.
I think the more likely takeaway is that 4chan gets triggered at lesbian romances. Can you think of one well received video game lesbian romance on /v/?

>>529917321
why can only male darkners be impregnated

>>529916983
americans are too busy killing themselves today to go to bbqs

>>529917295
what would their unique traits and hazard resistances be

>>529916751
>Trite
>Contrived
>Mediocre
>Milquetoast
>Amateurish
>Infantile
>Cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism
>Eye-fucked me
>Affront to humanity
>War crime
>Should *literally* be tried for war crimes
>Resolutely shit
>Lacking in imagination
>Uninformed reimagining of
>Limp-wristed
>Premature
>Ill-informed attempt at
>Talentless fuckfest
>Recidivistic shitpeddler
>Pedantic
>Listless
>Savagely boring
>Just one repulsive laugh after another.

>-1 Hand/Eye Coordination: Hands shake from anger how shit it all is

>>529915502
That last point makes me wonder how Ralsei would react if he knew about Kris's treatment of the SOUL in the light world

the true endgame is Kris and the Knight kissing each other.

>>529917350
Frisk x Chara

>>529914658
>She also has no idea if Kris "no-sold" her, she just saw Susie about to curbstomp Kris and then leave.
From what she saw Kris was totally unaffected by anything she did and made her run off instead, that's a no-sell if there ever was one
Granted the situation was probably actually more fucked up than that but I think Noelle's weird copes where everything is fine when it clearly isn't are an interesting character trait
>All of that information was learned AFTER Noelle had already decided Susie is the best thing ever in the world and she'd simp for her to the infinite. That devalues all of it because you know Noelle would still be convinced Susie is ideal even if none of all that were true.
She had an intense crush that mostly came from fantasy and started liking the real Susie for the real Susie when she finally got to meet her, that's not really unusual for a high schooler especially when Susie's whole thing is that everyone hates her until they meet the real her
The timeline where Susie is a giant piece of shit is completely hypothetical but I don't think Noelle would be as into her there
>We're gonna circle right back to yet another "Noelle absolutely didn't mean anything negative at all by telling Susie Kris never meant anything to her" argument.
If it was in the least meant to be an attempt to shittalk Kris then Susie would have picked up on it
It is kind of a fucked up thing to say, knowing that Kris probably cared about Noelle even if they were really bad at showing it, but Noelle being kind of fucked up is the interesting part just like how Kris is more interesting because they're working with the Knight

Frankly I'm ambivalent on Suselle and I'm not even sure if it's going to be endgame but I am interested in where it's going because it's letting some of Noelle's bad sides out, like how she's annoyed about how Catti watches horror movies but only says it to agree with Susie for example, but the over-the-top hatred she's getting is really Forced

>autistic creepy human constantly terrorizes you
>disgusting filthy human has something to do with your sister disappearing that you've repressed
>Sexy dragon girl that looks and acts like the greatest person in the world (Dess) beats up that putrid human
>/utg/ thinks its unreasonable to instantly fall in love with that dragon

>>529917154
its not just lesbians, he's bad at romance in general.

pic made me cringe out of my fucking skin and no i'll never stop spamming it

>>529917024
Not even the latter, dude. There were whole ass Underfell-esque AUs that merely used the source material as a template.

that determination scene is gonna hit like crack

>>529917291
Its sad you have to lie about chapter 2 bro, it makes you look very insecure. Or maybe you just dont play video games?

>>529917398
kris doing the withered foxy jumpscare

>>529917334
>kids show made to sell toys with color-coded predominately male main cast starts shipping wars flight by people way past it’s age demographic who only care about the shipping
behold, Ninjago.

>>529917195
Ohhhh so *that's* why they get so mad when I actually explain the logic behind my chosen pairings and don't support their dumbfuck views because it always boils down to "they would look nice together" and has zero substance

>>529917350
>Can you think of one well received video game lesbian romance on /v/?
I honestly can't think of many lesbian romances outside of undertale/deltarune period.

Too much arguing hatred and controversy. The only cure is more!

Toby was real shit to put Bonetrousle into Dedan's them for the OFF remake and it makes me question everything I assumed about his competence that he would ever even try doing that. Like what? Was he not even told what the music was going to be used for or something till it was too late? What was he thinking???

>>529917531
His gay romance with Spamton and Tenna is peak fiction thougheverbeitfromme

>>529917234
Z A S E D

>>529917154
He’s writing with his dick instead of his head.

>>529917350
Moreover, if a straight romance were written the exact same way it wouldn't be "bad writing" I bet my entire life on it being le heckin' based and wholesome! to them

>I didn't T-rank round 1
Is my save bricked? Is it over for me?

>>529917527
Counterpoint:
Humans are clearly above lizards on the racial hierarchy

>>529916454
>kris is nonbinary

>>529917696
i will concede this, people like shipping that. but i think that benefits from being a) offscreen and b) so over, so you can write your own chemistry for it.

>>529917780
Carol is woke.

>>529917679
https://www.tumblr.com/mortisghost/785642328641732608/about-the-off-prologue
All that shit was Mortisghost's idea. Toby was just doing what the guy who he was trying to help wanted.

>>529915480
fic writers are OBSESSED with making substitute oaths for some reason, legitimately EVERY fandom will try to come up with something to replace 'god' and/or 'jesus', even if it's just 'godS' in a world that doesn't even acknowledges multiple gods
it's just fucking tiresome, really

>>529917584
>flight
fought* fuck

What if Susie was actually a boy? I think it would be soooo funny

>>529917527
So are we landing on "Noelle shittalked Kris because she's actually just repressing memories and in truth she likes them so it's not her fault she said something hurtful", or "Kris is horrible so Noelle is perfectly justified in shittalking them and Susie should agree and join in shittalking Kris"?

>>529917925
How do you explain that? Does she just not know?

>>529917154
>kris/noelle
>>they talk

>>529917584
>Ninjago
... Really, nigga? Ninjago? The show about literal LEGO ninjas? Fukin', why? HOW?

>>529917589
Basically, yes.

>>529910562
Last night I had a non binary with a massive rack admitted into the PICU.

>>529915726
Chapter 5's festival likely will be a complete shitshow. Berdly in Castle Town, Susie pushing Noelle away in fear of prophecy (in the most stupid way possible), Noelle seeing her dad Fall Down, Noelle either freezing the entire town or starting The Roaring, plus Asgore's fake idealized version of Hometown somehow fitting there.

>>529917885
if Kris said this I would walk into all the projectiles

Catti and Jockington will be in Chapter 5's Dark World
They WILL be a part of the plot
Trust. The. Plan.

>>529917531
>he's bad at romance in general.
Objectively false I'm afraid

>shitposters will tell you this isn't meant to be anything romantic while simultaneously taking any time Susie and Noelle are breathing in the same room as proof of Toby's lesbian agenda

>>529917776
It's a condition for the good ending in 20 years time

>>529917584
>>529918027
It's not just Ninjago. It was also the other lego show that appeared around the same time, but I don't recall the name of it. The weirdest part about both of them and the related shipping is the fact that I see it primarily discussed in JAPANESE circles for some reason??? They latch onto weird things at the strangest times. It's like how I learned the lost silver copypasta was getting popular in Japan a few years ago because of a Friday Night Funkin mod. I feel insane

anyway have a kris

>>529917985
Genderbend au, but only for Susie. But she can came out as trans or something

I drew

>>529918104
Toby was just intending to write good friends and wrote romance by accident

>>529917776
it does nothing i think
>>529918027
mentally ill teenagers will do anything for yaoi

>>529914953
Oops, now there's five

>>529917925
he would be called stevie and be the most despised character.

>>529918104
>they MUST be fucking!
God some of you guys never had real friendships and have to make everything about sex. You are no different than the Tumblr shippers you whine about.

>>529918104
i need MORE art of this scene, damn it

>>529918096
>Catti and Jockington will be in Chapter 5's Dark World
oh i know!

>>529917679
>>529917873
i'm just gonna stick with the 2.0 translation and recommend others to get that. the remake really doesn't seem that much different aside from a newer HUD and a different ost that's decent but largely unfitting

>>529918178
This Soos is too short but otherwise I like it.

>>529918171 (me)
I meant creepypasta, not copypasta. I should sleep probably

>>529917925
Twitterfags would hate it because it'd be a stereotypical bad boy bully from the rough streets x fragile flower rich girl romance with no buildup whatsoever.

>>529915480
>stars
Hey, I know where that one came from!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5b8O-NVRj0

You'd have to be a massive fucking moron to get mad at Toby for doing the OFF music. Like, legitimately low IQ ape behavior.

>>529918285
what happened to the improved battle system we were promised?

>>529917983
Susie doesnt know the real Kris, only Me.

>>529917101
i hope not, because it would be really sad
imagine if you started a family with something you can only see in a world where food doesn't feed you, and where you're more or less a shadow of your true self
your lover, in the world where you come from, >is not alive, it's an object, anything from the silverware in your cupboard, a figurine in your desk, a photo of somebody else, or lord forbidd a fucking urn with the ashes of a loved one
>but it is alive! in fantasy land, that is, and if she leaves fantasy land, she no longer is alive in the same manner, would she even remain bearing your child?
>how would you explain to your friends that you started a family with a box of paperclips?
>how do you come home to share dinner alongside a lover, wich doesn't need to eat, serving a meal that doesn't fill your stomach
>what will your offspring even be? will they be bound to this same fantasy world, would they be a mechanical abomination in the real one?
>how do you deal with your wife being unable to leave an area no bigger than a small town in average
>what kind of life will you give your child? do they have schools in this fantasyland for his propper formative years as a person, does it even age as an object, is it even a person?
>what will you do when whatever magic keeping your family alive vanishes and all you have to show for it is a room with trinkets scattered around, an item in yourpocket, and a smaller, bleeding copy of it on your hand
>what if darkner sex is super goofy? like, monster sex is probably goofy as hell, must sound and look like a bunch of stock cartoon sfx, darkner sex must be like a youtube poop
i really hope darkners can't reproduce because of it, but this also brings up how darkners may not age like lightners do, wich is also worrysome

>>529918347
Would be called hetslop and Susie would be asked to be hanged on the street for bullying a enby

>>529917679
If you had actually followed Toby's involvement with this you would know exactly how he feels about it
Who cares about people spending money on a worse version of a free game, anyone who buys it should know what they're paying for

>>529917679
Personally I think Toby should replace Avatar Beat with Megalovania next because the reaction would be really funny

Fuck I just realised the eggs we're collecting are for temmie to go to collegg for fuck's sake I'm an idiot

>>529918383
You can still play the original and avoid the shitty remake like the plague so I don't see what's the problem here.

Thoughts on Kris?

>>529918171
>It was also the other lego show that appeared around the same time, but I don't recall the name of it.
Monke Kid?????????????

>I feel insane.
SAME.

>>529918453
disagree, everyone would draw soos as a bara fat guy and kris as a man

>>529918252
>>529918104
This scene is pretty fucked up since you're lying to Susie about who/what you are. Her friendship with Kris is based on a lie. And her entire deal is she hates people who keep things from her.

>>529918383
It’s garbage compared to the original, and making Dedan’s theme Bonetrousle just because he based Papyrus’ design on him is dumb.

>>529917873
Still a horrible idea, and seeing him apparently say "I'm not doing that, that would be retarded" in his own way is concerning for his sense of artistic integrity.

>>529918521
i want to hurt them but i also want to make them happy, luckily the making them happy path also seems to hurt them

>>529918365
This Gerson looks like a girl

>>529917776
You don't have to T-rank the board, but you do have to T-rank Susiezilla or Kris will kill everyone

>>529918521
likes chocolate
should le me out of the cage

>>529918470
have it just be the smash ultimate remix with a lame soundfont tweak for maximum chaos

>>529918573
Hey anon, share with the class why the original composer isn't doing the music.

>>529918521
Funny creature, I enjoy

>>529918469
I don’t care how he feels about it, he’s still a shithead for doing it.

>>529918521
I am going to parasitize him. I will use his body to produce more souls and make myself stronger.

>>529918521
stupid fucking loser die kris die i miss firsk so much

>>529918521
I'd take control of his body less often if he wasn't such a giant pussy

>>529918521
little pissbaby that refuses to have a conversation, but i'll do my best to keep them happy and hopefully it'll be enough to convince them to stop listening to the person on the phone and also maybe hate me less

>>529913648
(WE) are

>>529918178
I really like your coloring

>>529918614
He just didn't want to let down the guy he respects, I understand that. Toby probably knew it was a bad idea but what are you gonna do when someone you look up to and you're trying to help is really excited about an idea?

>>529918565
Talking about Suselle, but Krusie would be more popular between the lbtqiyi+ in twitter

what if a bunch of african americans moved to hometown and made kris their nigga

I am gay for Ralsei tummy. I wish I was a few inches tall so I could curl on top of his stomach and listen to it

>>529918684
Player character SOUL...

>>529918246
>Kris clearly has a crush on Susie
>"so you think they're FUCKING?? you think KRIS is jamming their BIG HUMAN COCK in Susie's SCALY VAGINA?? she's RIDING their BALONEY PONY??"
Why are anti-shipfags like this?

>>529918178
very good.
now for your next task: carey.

>>529918178
nice

>>529917776
I thought this was the katana sword slicing gif at first

>>529918285
>2.0
Go for the FD translation instead. 2.0 has some major mistranslations that made people completely misinterpret the story involving Hugo and the Queen. It also translated untranslated images from 2.0, and already rebalances combat to be actually slightly challenging instead of an Auto-fest.
https://ivynivek.itch.io/off-fd-translation

>>529918832
I think incels and their constant obsession with black dick could be an interesting topic explored with Berdly.

>>529913691
Whoooooaaaaaaaaaaa this is opening up a Kris is Ralsei theory in a way I didnt think about before hold on a second here *refers to the sacred theory scrolls*

>>529917925
>dumbass bully/thug that goes from protagonists enemy to best bro
Much more common than you think.

>>529913524
i want to replace that wall with my face

>>529918729
because they're a pussy

>>529918320
Does "Berdly will be okay I prommy he's not in some king of Snowgrave" really count as talking about their shared interests?

What a gruelling week! I feel like spending next two days just staring at a wall.
I'll probably be fine by the time I finish my tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PgUdvGmDDA&list=RD8PgUdvGmDDA&start_radio=1&ab_channel=coins750

something funny i noticed is krusie is increasingly popular even among the lgbt spaces
imagine writing your yuri so bad even the gays prefer the straight ship

>>529918843
i mean i'd preffer i could get him pregnant so his tummy got way bigger and i could grope it while we cuddle in our bed but who am i to judge

>>529918541
Like I said, I don't know the name of it. I only saw some of the (gay) porn of it. I think one of the characters' names was Travis? Probably? Wore headphones or something.
Anyway! This is just a dip into the vast waters that are the insanity of fandoms and shipping. The fujos will stop at nothing. Do not underestimate them, because they WILL eat you alive and pick their teeth with your bones

>>529918521
Cute and very sexo, too bad they hate me

>>529918751
whoever said the rocket dog image was “frisk coded” is so right and i need more stupid pictures like this but with frisk

>>529918843
I am gay for Ralsei in general and I wish I could smooch his pp

>>529918976
Well I mean Kris is officially a they/them so it still fits their interests in that sense.

>>529918252
Too bad, no more wholesome for you. Susie is moving on. Just like Noelle, her relationship with Kris was forced and she never felt anything about it.

>>529918867
>Kris clearly has a crush on Susie
You are confusing true friendship with romance because you lack experience in one or both categories.

>>529918976
>prefer the straight ship
Who wants to tell him?

>>529918915
Only works when they are rivals

>>529918469
I wonder if you hold this view about things you care about personally as well.

>>529918843
you don't have to be a few inches tall to listen to tummy
but if you were you'd also be able to live between his balls and dick

>>529918903
SHHHH shut the FUCK UP you're going to invoke the blacked thread posters again. Please don't bring them back. I don't want to deal with them again

>>529918867
this scene was funny with Kris trying to be all scary and edgy and Susie just being infazed

>>529918930
GOD i'm so glad toby backpedalled on doing humans in the lightworld

>>529918285
Supposedly there will be brand new content in the full release of the remake which sounds interesting
>New areas and bosses designed by the game’s creator, Mortis Ghost.
>>529918365
Love that AU

>>529917350
>Can you think of one well received video game lesbian romance on /v/?
How many are there? Most classic games didn't have it unless it was a yurige made by nips, like Virgin Angel or Possessioner. Bigger and more influential titles of the time had little to no romance at all.
Mass Effect? Hardly the peak of writing but I don't think anyone went feral about it besides media controversy.

>>529919047
What's happening at the very end of this clip?

>>529918032
Dr.Gaster is a psychiatrist. His calls werent intended to make people go schizo, they just unlocked the repressed memories of Kris being molested. Gerson wasnt affected because he already knew what happened to Kris, it happened under his watch of course.

alright faggots enough baiting, it's time to watch kris destroy a child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Gl4y9kcP8

>>529919185
sex with krismas

>>529918521
with our powers combined we will become the biggest menace in Hometown

>>529918521
Why he hate me?
I'm just trying to help you get some friends man. I know you like Suzie. If you wanted her to stick around you coulda just asked me to disconnect your mom's starter or some shit and not panic her by slashing the goddamn tires.

>>529918246
Get better bait

>>529919186
rent-free btw

>>529918801
I don't know, the only person I ever respected that much was never wrong. Which was a big part of why I respected them to begin with.

>>529918925
The words you choose with her in the cyber world are clearly diagetic.
Even if it's the soul, you have a conversation with her.
She just talks a lot more than you do

>>529919047
>(You) being traumatized how much you love Susie
>Kris just scheming with Dess over the stupid roaring plan and how she can fake her resurrection after playing a MMO for 7 years

>>529919351
sunny would stab kris because he is that insane and deluded but the mere sound of a piano key would cause him to go into a trauma induced panic attack and kris can btfo him from there

>>529918285
the 2.0 translation adds they/them and xim/xer pronouns, chuddie

>>529919193
>How many are there?
There's a decent amount in the indie scene (Signalis immediately comes to mind) and in the AAA gaming space of recent years, like Baldur's Gate 3.

>>529918976
Kris's gender is indeterminate so the 50% chance they're a girl means it's still a lesbian ship in spirit.

>>529919386
Well you got lucky then. Most of us have to find out at some point that our idols have feet of clay.

>>529914565
obsessed

>>529919371
Doesn't bait have to be, you know, incorrect? Because what they said is pretty spot on

>>529918930
Steven Owlniverse ahh art style

>>529919250
no matter what indie RPG protag he’s up against Sunny will always lose

>>529919371
>if you think that Susie and Kris are friends instead of lovers you are baiting
Leave 4chan and make some friends before you die, its nice.

Off remake should have put Dess's leitmotif in the Batters theme

>>529919461
>Even if it's the soul, you have a conversation with her.
Soulelle has more chemistry than Kriselle

>>529919701
>when she's with you, she's thinking about me

>>529919518
Signalis was great, I don't have a problem with it. Very nicely written, if tragic, romance.
Baldur's Gate 3's romance is slop though.

>>529919775
BG3 had some fun romances, gonna disagree with you hard there. Extremely likeable cast of characters.

>>529919047
Yeah this is about right, Krispy's about to learn why incels shoot up schools

>>529919694
and the sucre boss should have the freedom motif

>>529919775
In retrospect, Spamton was weirdly well informed.
Also the note about Kris being legit shook by his encounter makes a lot of sense now.

>>529918521
>possibly being coerced into the conspiracy
>definitely having second thoughts about the conspiracy
>very likely is trying to ply their own angle here (just trying to not get killed in the prophecy?)
>according to ERAM, is actively in pursuit of the shadow crystals
>according to ERAM, does deep down enjoy the weird route
>feel very bad for their home life
>still a traitor to their friends, so i have a low opinion of them
>i do enjoy the little games we play on trying to control the narrative

Boop da snoot!

>messup on the shitty 30 fps guitar hero minigame because of tv sync issues
>cant do sword route
>cant get the mantle
>save is fucking bricked unless you go back and redo 30 minutes of gameplay

>>529908881
It is boring actually, everytime I replay chapter 4 I do it on my weird route save

>>529919509
I imagine that Kris is still holding back, even in the Lightworld. Full power Kris jumps around like a monkey and does Yoda spins as they go wild with a knife.

why is Susan even interested in Noelle romantically, what does she see, what have they shared

>>529919913
This dialogue only happens in snowgrave and we never find out how kris really feels about it outside of him screaming for Susie and Ralsei towards the end. How he feels in a normal route run is still really unexplained though, unless it really is as simple as "puppet on the string" and nothing to do with the shadowcrystal

>>529919913
>DOOOOOOD SPAMTON WAS TALKING ABOUT SANS FUCKING YOUR MOM!
This general has some really dumb takes sometimes. Gotta remember that a lot of people putted themselves as children of divorce.

>>529918892
oh shit i didn't know about this version, thank you. i was aware of the hiccups of 2.0 (e.g "the child we bought into this world") but my brain always just filtered it out because i knew of the original dialogues
>>529919185
i might still check it out if there genuinely is going to be new content and depending on how much there is

>>529919047
do you think the fanbase will remember kris' obvious crush if suselle actually ends up being canon? or will they start acting like the tards in this thread pretending the whole thing is entirely platonic?
because it feels we're currently in the arc where they're acutely aware that both kris clearly likes susie but susie's heading down a noelle crash course and the breaks are starting to not work

>>529909384
it is le reference to le old game

>>529919962
>actively in pursuit of the shadow crystals
Does ERAM have that dialogue if you haven't collected any shadow crystal prior to that?
>>529919978
>didn't buy s rank

>>529919775
i dislike shadowheart because she CANNOT stop creaming her panties whenever she's in the room with karlach like fucking GIRL leave it at the camo i'm trying to SLAY GOBLINS not listen to you flick your bean at the thought of a giant oiled-up tiefling

>>529920132
You have shipper brain, my man

>>529919891
Enoch with (NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A) leitmotif

>>529919518
>>529919775
Oh hello there, fellow Signalis enjoyers.

Elster did nothing wrong. Reject shithole fascist universe, be with wife.

>>529920245
not what i asked

>>529920132
i want kris to watch susie and noelle making out on the ferris wheel and then it cuts to kris making out with their hand painted purple

>>529917873
Going by this post, it sounds like Dedan's theme is getting deboned for the final release