>>60692400
I mean I get it, theta rapes me the further the day goes on, delta tells me how much movement per cent of underlying, gamma is some shit about somethin
like i read the investopedia shit but its so many fucking words its like a leftist meme
I just need a condensed tl;dr version instead of words words words
Im just that dopamine fried and my brain learns things, condenses them, throws out the fluff and only keeps the important bits

>>60692827
dude just go look at the charts for the last 2 weeks, its (mostly) only been going up with hardly any pullbacks

I might put money on appl/amzn because earnings, theyll probably go up too for reasons
I always miss everything "oh its already up, it cant possibly go any higher"
>10x's next day

>>60594941
thanks for the heads up im buying puts

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>>60594951
retail has only one button on their zoomer gooner coomer doomer phone apps and its green

>>60594961
the lawsuits will be unreal