The 12 is the top contender to be my next laptop. If they're so shit, name some alternatives:

>up to 13"
>2 in 1
>reasonably light and portable
>repairable and not prone to failure
>preferably X86 and can run linux
>performance appreciated but not prioritised, has to be decent at things like 3d editing in blender and video editing but I don't care about games
>battery life not a total dealbreaker but greatly appreciated