The Inter fan is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a wiretapper, a passport counterfeiter, a coffee tampering doper, a prescritto, a Coppa Uefa hotshot, a leech living off tribunals, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But remind him of how Hakimi actually wasn't offside during his team's 5-0 loss in the final of the 24/25 Champions League and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

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The Habsburg Netherlands*

If you ever get tired of showing off your lack of historical perspective, you can have another go at your lame excuse for banter and call out one of the actual residents of the former Spanish Netherlands; Belgium (more relevant in human history than the footnote known as Croatia).

The Inter fan is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a wiretapper, a passport counterfeiter, a coffee tampering doper, a prescritto, a Coppa Uefa hotshot, a leech living off tribunals, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But remind him of how Hakimi actually wasn't offside during his team's 5-0 loss in the final of the 24/25 Champions League and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”