Thread 149229710

U21 EUROPEAN
CHAMPIONSHIP
>Tuesday June 17th
21:00 Spain U21 - Italy U21

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP
>Wednesday June 18th
03:00 monterrey - Printer
>Thursday June 19th
03:00 Al-Ain - Juventus

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, drink a lot of water, practice your witness horrendous calcio crimes face and stay nuclearcalciopilled

Forza Lazio nonostante tutto

negru

>>149229710 (OP)
>>149229773
>dude racism is so funny
this is why you are the laughing stock of europe 0-5

Now please let someone else than the intern design the shirts

>>149229893
>decade long deal
is that normal?

>>149229951
Increasingly so, all the big English and Spanish clubs also have them. Don't know about Germany but I can't imagine Bayern and Adidas separating anytime soon.

>>149229967
doesn't that risk cutting you out of a better deal if your stature improves?

nihao

>>149229981
I don't know in Juve's case of course, but I remember in ManU's deal with Adidas there were tons of clauses related to qualifying to certain levels of European football, league placement and other performance-based stuff.

In a period of 10 years things will have to go extremely pear-shaped to really make a big dent in the club standings I think. Coincidentally it's again Manure that is the club to be looking at to see how long past success can stay relevant from a commercial view.

there will be no Jj in 2038

icardi osimhen sane
bruno calhanoglu gundogan
whoever the fuck their defense is
ter stegen
how far do they go in seriea

Negruescu

>>149230139
is that Manure 25/26?

>>149230139
couldn't nail it on a windy Monday night against DiFra's Leche

>>149230139
Win it in sandals

Just seen a bald negrua in Terni's lungonera

>>149230447
Negruesome if true

Copper Italia Frecciarossa

>>149230139
serie b after marmots punishment

‼ With the arrival of WhiteBIT on its sleeve and the confirmation of Jeep, Visit Detroit, Adidas and Cygames, the Juve shirt reaches a record value: €85 million per season starting in 2025/26.

A strategic asset for the club, which focuses more and more on the appeal of the brand even off the field.

But who is this Mayulu who is about to enter but I told you not to stop 4-0 is a lying result

Barcola, with his somewhat tottering gait...

>>149230691
another villa in catalonia for mr Pozzo

he's named Jaka?

>>149230753
Pozzo's sold Udinese didn't they?

>>149230759
no the sale is almost fully agreed but it will take months still

>>149230778
Ah ok, well I hope they enjoy their villa then

>>149230783
what?
>10 millions for someone you know will never see the pitch
what?

If he was a Zulu king he'd be called Shaka Bijol

>>149230783
Was it Coppola or Leoni the good one?

/biz/ idea: Zuludinese

Gatti, Kalulu and Savona is the defence Tudor is working on these days, according to reports

>>149230872
Leoni is the promising one and is 3 years younger than Coppola who is a bit more experienced

>>149230881
No but renewing this bald retard is a good thing because muh dna or something, let's stick to shitty 3atb tictocs

>Turdor
lmao at pooventini

Imagine losing 5-0

>>149230934
>a gay kum
what did he mean by this

If he was from Dominican Republic he would be Albert Bijols

muh ringhio aura soul vinciamo o' mondiale o qualcosa

Ok, but how are we supposed to tell 5 of these chelsea players apart?

>>149230934
c-couldnt b-be me haha

>>149230952
>La Russa: "Italia, auguri a Gattuso, ma i simboli del nostro calcio sono altri"
>L'ho detto a Gravina, il nostro non è un calcio da Ringhio, ma dei Rivera, Baggio e Del Piero"
basatissimo

>>149230872
Leoni has a far better agent and media connections

If he was playing in the FetLife Stadium, he would be Jaka Bijoi

>>149231028
This, La Russa is le basedetestest person in Shitaly, I love Mussolini like him! Now if you don't mind they're distributing bread at la caritas, I will meet my poorfag fascist friends there

imagine being that low iq, low impulse control loser that cannot refrain itself from bringing politics into ye olde calcio

>>149231080
this w mussolini my dear fascist friend
what did you get to eat today?

Per me, Antonio Conte presidente

why don't we take a shit in the road

>>149231028
>La Russa
>non è una stangona siberiana

>>149231028
something tells me that his problem with gattuso is that he's from too far south for his taste, because pretending that CALCIO wasn't made of a foundation of solid players who worked their asses off on top of which the champions such as those he named could thrive is too low iq even for him

the shitty of Napoli

/v/ idea: the /seriea/lters

t-they are all stuck in traffic!

>>149231327
>give away 4 tickets when you buy a burger nearby
>still can't fill the arena
kwab

>>149231028
>muh paggio
Everytime

>>149230952
Literally nobody says this, poorfags are seething at GODttuso CT because like la russa (poorfag idol himself) said they'd rather see some poorfag idol abomination like del siero coach the NT

>>149231327
Holy fucking shit kek

>>149231327
I'm telling you, ai crowds, whoever manages to make them look believable will be rich.

>>149231327
Dacia Arena would never

>>149231028
none of those three have ever coached a football team

>>149231918
Ehhhhhhhhhhh but baggius wrote a 900 page papirozzo about fixing shitalian soccer and nobody at le evil FIGC read it, if they did we would have won 99999999 world cups (unless there was a penalty shootout in the way, roby still hasn't figured those out)

>>149231918
now let's look at Gattuso coaching resume

I honestly can't tell if the dude who hates poorfags and the one who hates baggio are two different people or just the same guy

>>149232017
Does it really matter? They're the best thing that ever happened to this mediocre general.

>>149232039
really? well let's sure hope it doesn't end up like /epl/

>>149232011
Wouldn't make it as a raccattapalle

>>149232053
What happens in /epl/?

>>149232053
You mean a good general? I want /seriea/ to become like /f1/ where even pedos can be happy without being insulted by everyone.

>>149232070
>>149232072
imagine here but 90% of the posts in each thread is just schizos supporting some of the major epl teams going ballistic and arguing with each other..

>>149232159
Your definition of schizo if driven by you and your discordbuddies posting cringe shit

>>149232159
>discordbuddies
think you got me confused for someone else. I'm just here cuz it's comfy

>italy vs ireland
Ghostatazza
>italy vs norway
Ghostatazza + italy started playing better in 10 vs 11 when b*ggio was subbed off (big oltraggio pizzul)
>italy vs mexico
Ghostatazza
>italy vs nigeria
Sculated late tap-in + rigorello
>italy vs spain
Sculated late 1v0 tap-in
>italy vs bulgaria
Only actually relevant paggio performance in this world cup run, still bulgaria in this wc qas the equivalent of the cremonese di turno that somehow reaches the coppa italia semifinals only to suddenly become garbage as usual against juba/milan/inter
>italy vs brazil
120min ghostatazza + need I really say it again?

>>149230881
>kalunegru
grim

baggio was the most technically gifted player in the history of italian football

>poorfag diaspoo is a pooventino
classic

Trying this hard on a Monday evening?

>>149232017
if it's lame and tryhardish you can bet it's the same spastic mouth breathing in your direction

>>149232271
says the guy who posts on Discord. Go make your own general. This place belongs to us chads and to the brazilian pedo.

>>149232296
this, except the muttzilian part
foreigners out

>>149232337
go fuck yourself and join that faggot's discord, I'm a libertarian and I believe pedos deserve to be treated equally too.

>>149232257
I assume you mean italian football as shitalian players, because if you mean any player from any country that ever played in serie ass then it must svrely be a joke post
The most technically gifted (mo that's a well defined quality btw) italian player of all time is balotelli.

>>149232337
kek the the sudaca macaco is triggered

>Salernitana, 21 club members out with the trots
Totally natural

-2 days, 4 hours and 43 minutes

is the game entertaining? might tune in out of boredom

>>149232382
Are you back from your pride event discortranny?

>>149232491
No, but Boca - Benfica will be gud I think

>>149232520
I wish but I must wage tomorrow

>>149232538
Same, one can resist the call of the fabbrica only for so long

>>149232494
>palestina rainbow flags
hahaha

>>149232494
bello il raduno del PD

>jorginho missed an important penalty
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HE'S A BIDONAZZO EVEN THOUGH HE CARRIED SHITALY THROUGH THE WHOLE MANCINI MANAGEMENT, MCCSF YOU FUCKING PIPPONE, THE MANCIO SHOULD'VE KNOW HE WAS A SHITTER HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY IN SERIE ASS
>baggio misses an important penalty
Ehhhhh la lotteria dei rigori

real tryhard hours

Richfags support Palestine
poorfags support Israel

>>149232666
>THE MANCIO SHOULD'VE KNOW HE WAS A SHITTER HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY IN SERIE ASS
this is correct though, this is why we should stay away from Cacafiori now, we don't want arse bottlers on the team

>>149232731
Holy falso storico, he won everything with chelsea when shitaly won the euro and played the 2022 wc qualifiers

MOSSAD'D

negro peto

>>149232744
>centinaia le vittime
troppo poche

>>149232813
shut up poorfag

>>149231028
if you don't want gattuso to succeed after the words of this scum you have no SOVL

>>149232826
Poorfags support iran doe

>>149232848
no, that's richfags. poorfags support Israel just like their idol Meloni and Berlusconi and Salvini and Trump

>>149232799
Or Negro Pedo if he was say a brazilian lazio supporter

real grim hours

>>149232039
slit your throat mongoloid

https://x.com/andrelaufeyson/status/1933934938434265401
fucking kek

Ignazio ha ravvivato il filo morente

>>149232862
Hmm yes let's give them more attention, this will fix /seriea/

>>149232878
Lmao

>>149232826
non capisco, parlo solo italiano

>mlels received three spots for this
mickey mouse tournaments, the both of them

3 guy 1 hammer every single /int/ard

.

Bravo Infantino

>>149230663
negruBIT

>It is a good life we lead, brother.
>May it never change.
>And may it never change us.

No mercato rumors
Back to gaming

>>149233688
Fun fact: that's the only place in Florence where you can be safe because of the recurring floods

>>149233503
Toro if you ask me

>>149233829
-@Hoxha_1917

>>149233821
Stream it and post link

nothing ever happens
see you tomorrow

>Sancho to Nabule
lol

>>149233562
>Take it to the world
World: "Ain't gonna pick that up"

Napoli figured out the secret to win serie ass: literally just buy players that are shit or washed in the premier league, they're cheap and they're giganomeni in serie ass

>>149234147
Also see milan with giroud, pulishit, walker, GODerson royal, all 'nomeni in serie ass (yes, emerson was good until he died in january)

I just met Taremi in a Battlefield 4 lobby, don't worry guys he's okay

>Ghisolfi to part ways with Roma
>Vitali (acting CEO) sacked
>Massara main candidate for ds
>it's a Roma shitshow episode
I can't handle this weekly release

>>149234228
Massara is the one close to Beppe Riso, correct?

>>149234248
Who isn't nowadays but maybe you're thinking of Modesto.
He's just buddy with Ranieri from when they were at Roma.

Is there a lore codex online somewhere for all these Roma adjacent people? Italo #4 the other explained who this Riso fella us but now it seems he has friends

Business idea: the Lexicanum but it's about Roma and its lore

Just to add some context: tomorrow it's Gasperini's first press conference and they created this shitshow seemingly out of nowhere
>>149234341
There's too much lore at this point. I warned you years ago. You should have been following since season 1, 18 years ago when unicredit started smelling that non existent stadium money

Who the fuck is Emegha

The Unicredit Heresy, also known as the Era of Bureaucratic Darkness, was the first and most devastating finance-driven schism in the history of modern Roman football. Occurring in the early 21st century and spanning several critical development cycles, it fractured and nearly annihilated the long-awaited dream of a new AS Roma stadium. It marked the end of the ambitious Pallotta Crusade and entombed the project in a throne of red tape and financial deadlock, overseen by the shadowy technocrats of Unicredit and a host of civic administrators.

Just read a mercato rumor

>>149234538
Allegri will turn him into a twinkazzo

>>149234488
nice

>>149234442
A product of the Sparta academy and the striker who would be starting ahead of Ohio at the u21 Euro's and he's gigabased.

>Dutch-born Emegha has Nigerian roots but despite a call-up from the senior Oranje eluding him so far, he is not thinking of a move to the Nigeria squad. ‘I have already been called by the Nigerian FA, but I was very clear with them about how I just want to play for the Netherlands. Yes, I want to make it work,’ Emegha stressed on Kick ’t Met on Ziggo Sport.

>‘I grew up in the Netherlands. That's also how my mother sees it. We owe everything to the Netherlands and I am so proud to represent them on the international stage with Jong Oranje,’ Emegha says. ‘All our life. My mother came to the Netherlands because she knew we would have a better life here than where she came from. The Netherlands has given us everything we need and now I want to do everything I can to give something back.’ Emegha is certain that at the 2026 World Cup he will have a role to play for Oranje. ‘Then I am going to be the striker,’ the striker confidently states.

>>149234686
Is he any good though

>>149234660
please do share

>>149234726
I'll be the first one to admit to never having watched a Strasborrg game, but 14 goles in 27 games is very good for a 22yo in a league as physical as ligue uhn. And I remember Voetbal International (football weekly magazine here) calling him a "pressing beast" when they did long-form analyses of young dutch players around Europe.

>>149234442
Kim Dotcom's latest creation

Lads, it's Benfiga

>>149234686
lel he hasn’t been called up yet? fucking cooman had to make sure his son memphis got that goal record

>>149235552
He's injured right now, but if he keeps this up he'll probably make it into the WC26 squad

What would be the drug residue in city waters required to rate this zesty Emegha feller?

why are european teams so shit when they can't rely on oil money?

Wtf, that's Belotti coming on

Salernitana should have signed the "deal" I told them to sign. What a shame and what a waste of calcio. Simply stated, SAMPDORIA CANNOT GET RELEGATED. I said it over and over again!
Everyone should immediately evacuate Salerno.

Wtf, that's Belotti coming of

Belott-ACK

>>149234442
of marzio read this thread wtf
also kys grimolli

it's crazy that clubs still keep on spending money on belotti, he must be one of the worst strikers I've ever seen

English is so stupid, how are you supposed to keep track of when to use "of" or "off"

Figa(l)

Just read Belotti mentioned

Patapogba

>>149237828
It’s gonna be another summer where spending €80m~ on the right 2 players would have accomplished more than the €250m they spend in actuality.

1 million hours in paint

>>149239242
Great edit my Tudorking!

kyriakos papapogboulos

Stromae - Papapogbouloutai

>Erick Pulgar
Bologna and Fiorentina DNA
>Jorginho
Hellas Verona and Napoli DNA
>Gerson
Fiorentina and Roma DNA
>Pedro
Fiorentina DNA (apparently)

>>Erick Pulgar
Holy fuck my Fanta just cried

>>149239242
turdology would have been funny desu

Sorry for spamming, but Espérance de Tunis has an amazingly cute badge

I was browsing the Juventus Store and accidentally mixed up Mckennie and Douglas Luiz

Just saw Danilo on the bench

>>149239545
lots of buhaiola DNA featured in this cup
and it's not even a sborred Ngopp Italia one

>>149239645
Don't show this to Michel Foucault

“Randal doesn’t talk much about his contract, what matters is that he scores goals. In a big team like ours, internal competition is essential. We’re happy to have him with us: I like this French-style Juventus.”

Image uploading is kill? Italy rangebanned?

test

Del Negru

Dan Nigro

Olivia Rodrigo semi-mentioned

Di Negrale

Test

>Coppola to Brighton is a done deal
What a fucking waste, but sure let's chase piripillou and mbabulu bombo from Ligue uhhhhn

we are in the hands of capricious psychopaths /serieass/ bros

>>149245874
But enough about Friedkin

>Inter Milan will reportedly pursue Valencia center-back Cristhian Mosquera if Yann Bisseck leaves the club this summer.

giganigga to giganigga. im ok with this. but i hope bistecca stays i bet he will be huge player

>>149245911
Why wouldn't you get rid of the 5-0 boys, are you genuinely stupid

>>149245874
always have been

>>149245688
absolutely disgusting
kys whoever said it

Testing if /seriea/ still blocks mole-posting

>>149246063
>she’ll never be yours

Tried posting an image, didn’t work. Worked on another spee thread half an hour ago. Gravinus, launch an inquiry!

inter game at 5 am here. holy shit the wc is gonna be shit if they have similar times.

>>149246249
I didn’t even realise binlan was 2hrs ahead of us.

Fun fact: at 5:00 in the morning the sun will already be up for over an hour in Helsinki on days like today

>>149246249
I think that it makes some big sense to put Inter's game at 5:0 honestly

>Call them into the meeting room, I want to discuss
>Ok boss
>Team is called into the meeting room and takes their seats, Comolli is standing in front of the video screen
>In front of each of you is a copy of "The 48 Laws of Power", I want you to read it front to back and discuss me your impressions on it via Microsoft Teams by tomorrow
>However, our algorithm has told me that 4 of you will betray me this season, to those 4, I have swapped the jackets of your copies and you have instead received copies of "The Art of the Deal", by Donald J. Trump
>To the 4 who received "The Art of the Deal", understand your place at Juventus Football Club SpA is under threat, I challenge you to put forth efforts to prove me wrong, in the games, on the pitch, in your daily lives
>Because we want to achieve a standard of excellent
>Douglas Luiz whispers to Bremer
>I bet he swapped them all lol, to get us to train harder, what a dumbass
>...
>Next day, during training, Luiz meets up with Bremer again
>So what book did you get bro?
>I got "Atlas Shrugged"
>me too what the fuck

>>149246333
Belgium, I've noticed your recent attempts at humour and they appear forceful to me and this time I will be polite about it

think about your next post more carefully

Inter, I've noticed your recent attempts at being a respectable football team and they appear forceful to me and this time I will be polite about mentioning the 5-0

think about your next squad more carefully

I've always wondered what the Sephardic Jew residing like a parasite in the Netherlands (formerly Spanish Netherlands) thinks of the new game by Alan Wake 2 developers that has just come out on PS+, FBC: Firebreak

>>149246349
Good post

>>149246349
>I got "Atlas Shrugged"
grim

tfw douglas luiz is a flamingo truther

>>149238994
who would be the 2 players?
i need some delusionfuel

>>149246401
The Habsburg Netherlands*

If you ever get tired of showing off your lack of historical perspective, you can have another go at your lame excuse for banter and call out one of the actual residents of the former Spanish Netherlands; Belgium (more relevant in human history than the footnote known as Croatia).

The Inter fan is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a wiretapper, a passport counterfeiter, a coffee tampering doper, a prescritto, a Coppa Uefa hotshot, a leech living off tribunals, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But remind him of how Hakimi actually wasn't offside during his team's 5-0 loss in the final of the 24/25 Champions League and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

imagine you've sunk so low you now glaze The Belgium to potentially dunk on someone, oh my days

>>149246676
>country catholic due to habsburg influence
>doesn't have their own language
croatia is the balkan belgium lol

>>149246741
last time I was polite! now I'm telling you you better evacuate Brussels!

calciooo

gm fras. today i travel through hordes of kanker mexicanen to see inter play

>Asllani to start

#ChivuOUT

Ngl the Coppa UEFA hotshot always gets me

apparently I don't need to pay for DAZN

you can watch it for free through their app, they just make you think you have to subscribe

>>149246996
basados

FBC Firebreak is up, will be a good appetizer while waiting for 2025's GOTY next week

/ourgirl/ is leaving the club Jjsisters...

>>149247318
the GOTY is Verso's Game, chud

this is settled science

Dim dim dam dada dim dim da dada dim da lilam

JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Kelly, Rugani; Gonzalez, McKennie, Thuram, Cambiaso; Yildiz, Francisco Conceição; Kolo Muani.

>>149247389
>Kalulu, Kelly, Rugani
jesus fucking christ literally serie b tier

>>149247064
#hakanout

>>149247318
>coop fps
I schleep

>>149247318
If you are one of the Italo's I have on PSN, hit me up if you want to try and find the secret marmot level.

tonight the eternal fight against the tiki kaka will take place once again

>>149247495
I should be on later tonight yeah, I know nothing of secret levels or other easter eggs so if there's any I might need some Sampdoria/FIGC-tier handholding kek

>DAZN app says match is at 02:30
>Sofascore says 03:00

I already hate this DAZN shit goddamn Arabs

Israel do your thing

>>149247571
All I know is that there's an enemy/boss made out of post-it notes called Sticky Ricky (which is not a Saponara reference as far as I'm aware)

>>149247614
it's got not even 2k people on Steam and overwhelmingly negative review scores

at least it did better than Concord

>>149247363
You mean Lune's game

>>149247625
Just played 2 matches and for once steam reviews might actually have a point instead of being part of a reviewbomb. I'm much more disappointeded in the game because I expected so much more from Remedy, usually their quality control in terms of content is very gud.

Weak gunplay, non-existent enemy variety, boring design (also something I never expected to say about a Remedy game) and you can already tell there's a massive lack of content, and I didn't even pay like PC players have.

This feels like a side-project some interns threw together in a few months of their spare time.

Dan Nigro >>> Benny Blanco

>>149248025
nigga this shit is ass wtf were they thinking, 40 Euros for this shit if you're not on PS+ Extra

I've played Half-Life 2 mods more developed than this

https://youtu.be/xgUTKKU3YIA?si=w6QGalixSE0ZVs5q
Stfu you 'minations, I'm getting my market news from giulia colombo

why did serie ass usurp euro u21 again???

calcio

Lazio's Loum Tchaouna starts in this all-black rendition of France

2nite spaco the botilia gold against that corazzata of the club de futbol Montorelli

I can't believe you guys aren't watching Fluminense - Dortmund

you're making Infantino the faggot bald Italian mad

>>149248411
andy diouf was a talent 5 years ago

>>149248411
>Zeze the fly
why is he so smug?

>>149248438
I'm watching, forza Flu

Fludinese

Mo that terronebvll of esposito (whichever one it is) doesn't score some golazos 2nite

what's the best pes/fifa for career mode only? with the sudden heat wave it's time for virtual calcio and cold drinks to pretend I'm a teenager again

>Lazio, eyes on Russia: they like the Armenian playmaker Eduard Spertsyan of Krasnodar

It's time for #CalciomercatoCreativo

>sudden urge to replay Death Stranding

hmm

>>149248713
il calciomercato delle idee

>>149248713
He's actually gud btw, both Ajax and Feyenoord wanted to go for him last summer, but neither wanted to deal with the PR fallout from dealing with Russian clubs.

Won't be as much of an issue for Lazio/in Italy I imagine.

>Como, not only Baturina: 100 million ready to spend on the market to raise the bar even further
wtf

>>149248796
co como mai

>>149248639
>>149248725
grow up

Adememi is an even worse Sane, whoever has ever rated him deserves to be sent to the mines

(Kill!)

>>149248725
I did that few months ago
It's too close to release now, I wouldn't want to get burnt out

>>149248956
>Adeyemi was born in Munich, Germany, to a Nigerian father and Romanian mother.

Imagine the insults he'd get in Serie A

>>149248992
completely sane individual btw

every post he makes on Trvth Social reminds me of the "aww he's smiling :)" pitbull memes

>>149249051
Literally, quite literally, "negru"

>>149248796
>>149248935
forgot to mention that Baturina is a fraud btw, might succeed at Como but that'll be the height of his career

reminds me of another fraud (Lovro Majer) but Baturina's head looks so Albanian I hate him even more at this point, repugnant square shape

If he was an Arab socialist he'd be called Ba'thurina

>>149249111
You know you all look indistinguishable from another to the rest of the world right?

Uh oh, seems the US are about to wage war against Iran with their friend Goldberg

>>149249306
(kill!)

btw Marco Piazza is a free agent, I would love to see him warm the bench at some Serie A relegation fodder team

>>149249233
knowledge is power, show my man Šutalo to your sister and watch her forego your rabbi's teachings and instead embrace Christ immediately

she's not doing that for Baturina and quite frankly, my antisemitism aside, I wouldn't blame her

Any International Relations students that can explain who you would say you know where someone is, what is the strategic benefit of sharing that you know? (assuming they do)

(kill!)ys grimolli

>Elkann flies to the US
>Trump goes super zog
coincidence?

>>149249335
If the glove fits...

>Inter are reportedly furious at the comments from Al-Hilal CEO Esteve Calzada, which confirmed Simone Inzaghi was stringing them along on contract talks, wondering if he tried to poach star players too.
Gian Piero Gasperini insists that winning the Scudetto with Roma in his first season is not a particularly realistic expectation, and has instead claimed that finishing in the top four is the ‘best’ that the Giallorossi can ask for in 2025-26.
>Serie B relegation playout moved after Salernitana food poisoning
Lazio are reportedly interested in Dennis Man who has made a name for himself at Parma over the past few years.
>Filippo ‘Pippo’ Inzaghi has been officially announced as the new head coach of Serie B side Palermo, just a matter of weeks after he won promotion from the second division with Pisa.
Milan are continuing to explore a possible move for former Arsenal midfielder Granit Xhaka, and Rossoneri sporting director Igli Tare has recently met with representatives from the player’s entourage to discuss the deal further, Football Italia can confirm.
>Tuesday’s reports claim that Juventus and Milan are considering the possibility of a potential player exchange deal involving Dusan Vlahovic and Theo Hernandez, who are both expected to leave their current clubs during the summer transfer window.

>>149249476
5-0 Mayulu

>>149249471
he looks quintessentially Herzegovinian and you've exposed yourself completely

know that I am smiling while you frantically attempt to escape this total defeat (sad!)

>>149249476
i hate gasperseethi so much its unreal

Kalulumenei

Interbros... what happened to /ourguy/?
I am worried.

>Sfinter an Jewe with questionable managers and virtually no summer break
>Juric
need to see what they do in the transfer window, but Riomma isn't that far worse than Vesuvio and Peelan, top 4 should be easy if the locker room doesn't turn in Gasperini during pre-season

>>149249590
francesco esposito with gigachad vibes, I have high expectations from him after a terrific Serie B season

There are simply too many Esposito's

>>149249476
did anyone tell gasperoni that he signed for a much worse team than his previous one and that his current team's best case scenario is signing one of real's overrated talents like the fat brazilian or the sultan's eunuch, and a loan deal for tammy abraham?

>>149249664
hope he ends up like Christensen

>>149249692
yeah well, there's a reason for that...

>>149249692
>There are simply too many Esposito's
Agree. Israel should nuke Naples.

>>149249710
Is it because they all play calcio on the Espostreetos?

>>149249693
without the board and locker room schizofrenia riomma would have easily finished third ahead of Atalanta in 4th last season.

>>149249734
their grandmas and great grandmas surely used to

>Hércules
Sign him Grimolli

>>149249612
GODllegri will take all top 4 spots.

>>149248411
Not one of them has a vaguely French name. How can people think this is ok.

>>149249739
Ranieri doped them that's why Riomma was winning
>>149249791
Jews

>>149249766
>Hércules Pereira do Nascimento, meglio noto come Hércules, è un calciatore brasiliano
NO

>>149249692
yeah it's reminding me too much of Despacito, I hate that song

>>149249774
Watchdude isn't that much better than Twink, albeit not made of glass.
Ederson isn't that much better than Kone.
Retegol isn't that much better than Dovbyk.
Riomma's defence is light years ahead than La Dea's.
The only thing La Dea had more was Chuck tbqh and he had a meh season.

>>149249734
>The surname Esposito originates from the act of "exposing" children, that is, abandoning them, particularly in the Naples area. The Latin term "expositus" from which it derives, means precisely "exposed". The surname was assigned to children found abandoned.

Without Er Palazzo punishing Roma every single year, Garcia would've started a 10+ years Roma winning streak.

>>149249878
even if all that was true(which it isnt) atalanta is a project that was being built for seasons roma is a mishmash of players relying on "good vibes"

>>149249960
it is true

A causal link between proximity to chernobyl and quality of posts? Science says it's possible

damn these Dortmund niggas getting rattled

I know I make fun of Juventus for extending Tudor, but at least your coach isn't Niko Kovač

the problem with riomma is the absurd amount of money they owe to grimstante, grimcini and grimellegrini. Also Dybala is one of the highest paid players in the league. It's just much harder to improve the team for them compared to Atalanta. And they do need improvements

>>149250172
Does Dybala's wage increase trigger this summer or did it already last summer?

>>149250282
as far as I know every bonus he earns gets added to the fixed part he earns the following year

>>149250390
Grimonomics

Marath-ACK!

>>149250424
>no new release date
>several months delay

>>149250415
Pisilli hehe

>>149250424
Top kek

Total disaster for the Bungie leadership too because now they won't hit milestones needed for more of the Sony takeover money to make its way into their pockets.

>>149250172
feel free to laugh about it but Mancini, Ndicka and the roach made up one of the best defenses in the league this year. I'd go as far as arguing only pre injury Bremer and pre Conte Buongiorno are a Better CB in serie a than Ndicka at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud8kXD4hW3I
Squatting philosopher is up

>>149250415
doum doum doum doum doum doumbia
doum doum doum doum doum y rompe
https://youtu.be/iwsW0xR3yeI?si=M3EEGmo6nTaT9uzt

>>149250470
at least they didn't spend a lot of money on pushing Horizon as an IP people care about

>>149250506
>Farioli

why did he do it?

>>149250415
(kill!) what a squadrone

You mean the Horizon series that did relatively well sales wise?

>>149249476
il doge coached by pippo. gud

>>149250613
il doue coached by luis enrique. gud

>>149250600
golem

But enough about the majority of your family tree

argentine league 11

Montoro-Carrizo-Mastantuono
Taborda-Marcone-O'Connor
Zenon-Pellegrino-Lomonaco-Nardoni
Cozzani

this team would unironically win the world cup

>>149250751
What is a Scotsperson doing among all those Southern Italians (known as Terroni by some)

>>149250751
one of those is not like the others

>>149250818
Surely that's impossible, the world would explode if Scotspeople and Southern Italians got near to eachother

>>149250751
the club world cup

azzurrinibros do >we stand a chance?

>>149251186
probably not

>>149251186
Yes, this Spanish generation couldn't punch a dent into a pack of butter

>Issa Doumbia
wait that's a new negru
>Fregnezia
grim

no cagadei and grimour lets do this

>Coppola x Ghilardi
solid defense
>literally who Italian midfielders
kek shitaly will get assblasted by Basque mid Basque people are so good at being midfielder its unreal
>Moro
Lazio academy player

>>149251405
Venezia got Doumbia at the start of season from Albinoleffe.

Fun fact btw: Albinoleffe is one of the few professional teams in Italy that owns the stadium they play in

is inter strikers in?

other fun fact for the longest time I believed Albinoleffe was a southern team like Vesuvio and Avellino before looking it up

>>149251599
Taremi is still MIA fra

Does every albino have to visit Albinoleffe by law?

>>149251618
When I first heard about them i thought the team was located in Umbria for some reason

fuck me thee Spanish B team's bench looks like 2010 Spain compared to our actual bench.

>>149251672
>Una prima urbanizzazione avvenne in epoca romana, come testimoniato sia da numerosi reperti, che dalla stessa origine del toponimo del paese, che deriverebbe da Albinus, probabile fondatore del primo nucleo abitato, oppure da Albus (bianco).

>>149251695
how many of them get regular first team football?

imagine Pablo Torre with Sarri

>>149251754
Speaking of lazio:
>Agreement close for Loum Tchaouna to join Burnley on a loan with obbligation to buy (15M)

>>149251790
good news

>>149251790
PSV BTFO

>>149251750
Of our starting eleven might not be regular but they more or less all got decent minutes in A and B, no clue about Spaniards.

is it normal that birds are still singing at 9 pm?

>>149251840
i was asking regarding the spaniards, but thanks anyways

>>149251844
yes?

>>149251844
yes the sun stays up longer have you noticed.

btw gio has the prima prova tomorrow

looks better now

>>149251889
Yesterday there was a rainstorm where i live. A lightning managed to cut off electricity in the house for 2 hours

Raul Moro dabbing

>two phases of build up play turning into a Spanish counter one after another
good God

>>149251952
here the rainstorm didn't hit but it brought some wind thankfully

what the refugees do

still don't get why every manager insists on playing Kayode full back when he has shit feet and could be a very good armlet in a back 3

>>149252057
>1.79m tall

If he gets stronger physically it might happen but he's still not ready for such a switch.

ooh bomba close

PISSili riomma player

that nigga balling

nice drobblys then full brainded pass to opponents

Fazzini is like the only player in there that can dance with the ball, and he certainly isn't a great dancer.
>Ghilardi
I swear that kid has negative iq

take off the blondie jesus shitter and get Pablo in

calcio biz idea: take kaynega and ambromeme out

calzio biz idea: sub mayulu to protect the 4-0

surnames don't lie Moro does look like a Moor

>>149252317
wait till you found out about Jamal Blackman

Half-time milk

>>149252356
why is she at hogwarts?

>>149252387
-10 points for house juventus

>>149252356
I need a better side view of that nose and no it's not for antisemitic purposes

>>149252387
Meme answer:
Where else would someone learn about Defence against the Dark Allegri?

Real answer:
She studies Greek at Cambridge

>>149252420
Picrel

Assassin’s Creed Shadows Update 01.008.068 Added to Database.

>>149252507
it looked better from afar, pretty but too small.

I didn't remember Pisilli being this incredibly bad

Added "Enjoys noses on the larger side of things" to the 'sheet

>Domenec Torrent
Oh yeah? What's next, Lippi Melina?

Michel Usenet

nice midfield lol

nooooo

bro these blacks are so bad at defending

I apologize profusely

pisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

conveniently scored just as I was about to drop a nationalpopolar papirozzo

Tomáš Suslov (Hellas Verona fenomeno) gole

i tal ia
i tal ia
i tal ia

>>149252967
cuck

In the event that two (or more) teams finish with an equal number of points, the following rules break the tie:

1. Head-to-head games between the teams concerned
1a. Points total
1b. Goal difference
1c. Goals scored

azzurrinibros...

black manlet in...

big oof

>>149253095
Who? Mayulu? Won't score a goal tonight I'm certain, that'd be record-breaking

Raiplay stream is behind but I sincerely hope that isn't even being considered as a penalty by var

>>149253192
its not behind refresh the page

draw is gud result for both desu

>>149253008
load of bollocks

kayodus nice pacy now gud gud

fug what a chance missed...

probably better to finish second since Germany might lose against England.

>>149253462
England has a really shit generation, especially in defence

gud result and i liked the going for victory at the end.

thats gud for next games.

>>149253481
"next games" which ones? You know there's no games beyond the final, right?
You set an historical record, that's done and sealed, congrats!

>carlos cuesta new parma coach

>"mom I want fabregas!"
>"we have fabregas at home"

(I've never heard his name before in my life of course)

>>149253869
I hope he seethes as well as Arteta does

>>149253869
i'm sure salvadoranon will draw a calm, dispassionate and well-defined tactical profile of him

>>149253869
Arsenal's assistant coach

>>149253478
exactly and Germany's already qualified so they should be doing at least a partial turnover against them.

>>149253869
sorry I only knew Carlos Cuella

why are there some rude and mean posters in seriea?

give me one reason why winning 3-2 against Slovenia at the last minute should matter more than winning your games 1-0.

>>149254362
goals for

ghisolfi looks like massara younger brother, just keep one what's the point changing

>>149254379
the twink will fix the vlach

>>149254565
More blood for Er Palazzo's blood ghouls

Just read a Dybala mercato rumor

Just filtered the word "Dybala" from my forbidden site feed so I won't read such a thing and therefore it won't happen

>>149254379
Unironically a good idea for Tudors system, therefore it won't happen

Post a picture of Tudor's system

Tudor, one Club World Cup

>FIFA president, Gianni Infantino's daughter tells Speed that her favourite club is Juventus and player is Gigi Buffon.
You just know she got SPED

>Athletic Club and more European sides are keen on signing Aymeric Laporte this summer. The defender could leave Al Nassr with a good proposal for both parties.
welcome to...
built for a glorious 2-3 years of a career twilight in serie ass, should have been a jj defender since 2022 in a just world

Locatelli? In doubt.

Ayymeric Lmaorte

Tudor says Locatelli is in doubt:
"Manuel trained with us but his ankle is still bothering him. We will see if he's available."

Tudor rules out Gatti and Koopmeiners as starters against Al Ain:
"Both players are training with us. Koopmeiners is a bit better than Gatti in terms of physical condition. They will be available but unlikely to start."

Tudor confirms that Bremer will not play in the tournament:
"It will be difficult to see him back on the pitch here, but yesterday he had an important training session. He has started to run fast, to play duels. It is an important step, now we must continue without risking anything. It is already very nice to see him training with us."

Tudor appreciates Rugani:
"Daniele will give us a big hand, He is a valuable player, trains well, has experience and knows this club. I am happy he is here with us."

Tudor feels home at Juventus:
"I'm happy to coach Juventus, I feel at home here. I'm fully focused on doing my job in the best possible way. After signing the renewal I was very happy, but the happiness lasted only a moment; a second later I was already thinking about what to do to win the next match. You should never give up, you should never be satisfied, neither in a match nor in training. It's my way of living sport and life and I try to transmit this to my players."

Ramos finna break some Printer leg's

If he were a 50yo man at some Poste office he'd be called IShowSPID

>>149256544
Why does that Arteaga dude have Trevor's neck tattoo?

>>149256544
>FM10 legend Sergio Canales is still around
based

Cant sleep, might as well watch this meme match

You woke up this morning
Got yourself a ball
You went out in the streets and played some Calcio

Lads, it's Sfinter

:SKULL:

OH
NO
NO
NO
PRINTERBROS

god italians are embarrassing

CALCIO SISTERS, NOT LIKE THIS...

No matter the timezone, there will always be a sfinter band of clowns ready to embarrass calcio

The Italian league is just as terrible as the Portuguese and Dutch ones

>>149259738
>>149259738
>>149259738
Kek

>just woke up
>it's 1-1
>60th minute
>0 changes

bruh...

I hate Lautaro so much, man

why does he like Inter, why doesn't he want to leave

>>149261622
italian hebe pussy

So Monterrey Jack cheese is now serieA tier?

>>149261622
someone has to statpad against your Pisa, your Cremonese, your Lecce

Phil Niekro

grisi inter...

comfyrence league here we come

>>149266331
maybe appointing Chivu wasn't such a good idea

>>149266473
im just morning trolling. i need to watch the game. someone said inter looked exhausted

>>149266473
what ambitious manager would've accepted the job with the prospect of losing one or two starters to right the ship financially wise?

https://x.com/AGDugin/status/1935018238800519180
factos

you guys SUCKS

>>149266527
I watched until ~70th minute and then I fell asleep, it was very late.

>lautaro classic nowhere to be seen all game long, then scored a tap-in after a pretty great FK play by Asllani who lobbed a pass
>esposito very meh, had 4 or 5 chances where he shot long range with first touch, blocked every time
>barella had a garbage game, constantly ended up that spot on the right edge of the box where he can't pass or cross to no one, getting boxed in

Apparently the pitch was pretty bad although it didnt look like it on the tv. Honestly you might as well just watch the highlights, it was a dull game with lots of ref errors.

so what's /seriea/ verdict on the club world cup?
i think it's kino

>inb4 it's a money grab
as any other competition is
>inb4 too many games
these guys are paid millions to play football and have no right to complain
>inb4 euros dont care
and yet everyone is fielding their starting XI

>>149266700
its a competition designed for betting shops obviously

but money is great, winner gets total ~140m so yeah clubs will use their best lineups

Why weren't the Unplayables capable of beating some Montegay dudes?

I want to go to war against Iran so I can die for our Maccabi Tel Aviv (mega humiliation by Alekre and Jewe) friends

Neggar fucked the Seleção Brasileira FOREVER.

>>149266700
>queers the calendar
>will spoil the teams' preparation for next season too
>puts the health of the best players needlessly at risk on pitches that aren't up to par
>its atmosphere is terrible, it comes across as a confederations cup for club teams
only an Inter prick could conceive a shovelful of steaming consumerist manure like this

>>149266842
Mr.Coomenei I heard Meloni wants to attack you as well, please bomb the location at the following coordinates, I heard there's a huge AAMs stockpile here
45°06′41.83″N 7°37′52.55″E

why does inter want to humiliate serie a as a whole nonstop? can we stop sending them to play international competitions?

>>149266901
It's their Samson option. Some call it Suning option

>>149266901
wait for jj to lose to arabs kek, Italian clubs are full of old shitters

>Massara will be Roma director
t. Biafora
>running the transfer market by himself
>or with Balzaretti next to him (not a plus)
>picked only because Ranieri knows him
What could go ever wrong... At least local radios will have their leaks now.

>>149266938
Did this come before or after the day when Putin fell down the stairs and died due to dementia after getting diagnosed with cancer and parkinson?

>>149266901
how else are they supposed to fix their catastrophic debt situation?
the jewish loan sharks who seized them certainly won't put in a dime

>>149266938
Ayatollah KWABmenei

>>149266758
Not going to lie I wouldn't hate getting myself an Iranian veiled cutie

>Gravina chose Gattuso over Mancini
That man has to go

>>149266839
>>puts the health of the best players needlessly at risk on pitches that aren't up to par
unlike the super competitive nations league friendlies played in the worst potato fields of bulgaria and moldova

>>149267079
And then who will put pressure on the auditors controlling the balance sheets of failed football clubs like sfinter to pass them off as legitimate?

>>149266700
>and yet everyone is fielding their starting XI
tha's because there's literally a rule n the competition that states teams must use their best XI

>>149267194
>https://digitalhub.fifa.com/m/18848e4224efbd91/original/FCWC25_Regulations_EN.pdf

ynr keisuke honda

>>149267248
Is that the guy who flew his plane into the USS McKennie in March ‘45?

>>149267248
ynr Shunsuke Nakamura

>just reminded myself of Salem The Game
>it's still "alive" after 12 years

>>149267399
I met him as a kid

Official /seriea/ Women’s Eurofanta will be live SOON

Balogun to jJ

Imagine being that yoga mat

>>149267607
>no specific pelvic exercise routine
This post violates the cocomordan norms of /seriea/

>>149267678
Anna Sawai is Jappy so the cocomordan is implied

smol waists

what the fuck did Dugin mean with his latest tweet

>>149266944
damn that guy is tough
can he play rb?
>>149267585
grim

>>149268424
He's just sad he can't have incestuous sex with his blown up daughter anymore

I'm fucking hyped for this cuesta guy, I hope he can make bernabe the best midfielder of the league

>>149269286
>we could give the strisciate 6 more millions each year to buy a 32 years old prospect from Montenegro to field but we can't because you won't pay for dazn
I saw the light, I will now pay for Calcio again.

Carlos Cuesta is a coach who was part of Arteta's staff at Arsenal, he is 29 years old, and he is an idea of Parma. I'll give you a little tidbit: Moncada wanted him for Milan last season. For the Milan Future. A very young coach but they told me he was brilliant

- Skincats

>29 yo Spaniard that grew up with bread and eplel
so Nicola to Parma in December.

>>149268709
who killed Darya...

>>149269953
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>>149269953
>>149269953
>>149269953