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6/23/2025, 5:37:05 PM
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>* Goldberg Appearance
>* Seth Rollins Appearance
>* Bron Breakker vs. Penta
>* King of the Ring Semi-Finals: Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso
>* Queen of the Ring Semi-Finals: Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez
>* Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bayley
Jesus christ, what a fucking terrible show. Literally the roxy match is the only draw and even that will be ass because it's jade
>* Goldberg Appearance
>* Seth Rollins Appearance
>* Bron Breakker vs. Penta
>* King of the Ring Semi-Finals: Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso
>* Queen of the Ring Semi-Finals: Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez
>* Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bayley
Jesus christ, what a fucking terrible show. Literally the roxy match is the only draw and even that will be ass because it's jade
6/20/2025, 1:20:40 AM
I recently came into ownership of an incredibly needy (and pathetic) excuse for a "girl." He's perfect in every way, really, it's just that I never loved it in the first place and don't want to put him down.
Starting with the good things, "she" is a literal angel. Blonde wolf cut, pretty blue eyes, glasses, lots of freckles and a farmers tan from rolling around in the grass. She's got plenty of pretty bruises and burns from me fucking her up, and she just lays there and takes it when you beat her. Cute faggy voice, dirtbag lesbian taste in fashion, and a collar all come included in your purchase.
I'll be honest: It's retarded. I mean, really, legitimately fucking retarded. Probably autism or BPD or something, I don't give a fuck really, it's just annoying and embarrassing. Roughly once or twice a day he'll form a coherent sentence about firearms, videogames, or social sciences, but beyond that it only ever repeats phrases it's heard from me or the shows we watch together. I don't think it actually understands what it's saying half the time, I've attempted to teach and train it, but it just gives me a vacant stare and pants happily whenever I give it a command.
He's sustained on a diet of mac and cheese (made a hyperspecific way, and it can tell if you've fucked it up,) sushi, whatever fast food I want that day, and my spit.
Most desperate, pathetic thing I've ever crammed my dick into. I'm just moving up in the world and would really prefer not having to blow his brains out. Moans just like a real girl when you bend it over, and barely fights back when I force myself on him. It can get mouthy and delusional during sex, but this can be resolved by a swift punch to the stomach and a death threat. Please note that this will make the dog leak, and you should have a towel nearby.
Accepting best offer from the most abusive home, also willing to trade for a mutt of equal or greater value. I think it's a coyote puppy, I don't know.
Starting with the good things, "she" is a literal angel. Blonde wolf cut, pretty blue eyes, glasses, lots of freckles and a farmers tan from rolling around in the grass. She's got plenty of pretty bruises and burns from me fucking her up, and she just lays there and takes it when you beat her. Cute faggy voice, dirtbag lesbian taste in fashion, and a collar all come included in your purchase.
I'll be honest: It's retarded. I mean, really, legitimately fucking retarded. Probably autism or BPD or something, I don't give a fuck really, it's just annoying and embarrassing. Roughly once or twice a day he'll form a coherent sentence about firearms, videogames, or social sciences, but beyond that it only ever repeats phrases it's heard from me or the shows we watch together. I don't think it actually understands what it's saying half the time, I've attempted to teach and train it, but it just gives me a vacant stare and pants happily whenever I give it a command.
He's sustained on a diet of mac and cheese (made a hyperspecific way, and it can tell if you've fucked it up,) sushi, whatever fast food I want that day, and my spit.
Most desperate, pathetic thing I've ever crammed my dick into. I'm just moving up in the world and would really prefer not having to blow his brains out. Moans just like a real girl when you bend it over, and barely fights back when I force myself on him. It can get mouthy and delusional during sex, but this can be resolved by a swift punch to the stomach and a death threat. Please note that this will make the dog leak, and you should have a towel nearby.
Accepting best offer from the most abusive home, also willing to trade for a mutt of equal or greater value. I think it's a coyote puppy, I don't know.
6/18/2025, 9:24:29 PM
Sol mogging both Liv and Sabrina Carpenter.
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